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Clips from Arrested Development - Motherboy XXX (S02E02)

"And I've got to staple this to a seal."
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"And I've skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King."
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"What are the odds?"
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"Not to worry. Gangy brought some backups."
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"You think enough time has passed to do Sonny and Cher?"
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"- [George Michael] Who? - We're here for Motherboy."
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"And you do realize this is not the band."
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"That used to rock pretty hard in the '70s."
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"We are legally obligated to make the distinction."
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"Maybe I should let my dad know that we're here."
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"Oh, he'll know when we bring home the trophy."
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"Yeah, but maybe I'll just give him a call."
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"- Karmopolis. - [Narrator] And Lindsay was about to see..."
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"a Tobias with the raw power of George Sr."
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"I sort of want to talk to you about some things."
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"It's a little late for talk, Lindsay. I'm a man of action now."
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"Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish?"
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"It's like- I don't know. Maybe I do want to be with him."
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"Then you should go to him. For as it is written..."
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"you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God."
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"[Laughs] She's right."
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"This isn't working."
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"[Narrator] And Michael and Buster arrived at Motherboy."
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"- I have no one by that name. - God."
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"- She knows you're after her. - She does?"
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"Wait a minute. I recognize those outfits."
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"- We're getting you out of here. - Thank you! Thank you!"
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"- Oh, God! It's red. - Take me with you! No, please! Please!"
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"- It's the wrong child. - Where do we go next?"
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"I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw those two, she is going to change clothes."
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"And that means he'll be on the balcony."
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"Whenever she changed clothes, she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up."
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"And yet, anything goes at bath time. [Chuckles]"
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"If you really want to settle this, your job..."
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"is to convince that "wife" of yours..."
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"that you are willing to go in front of thejudge and admit that you never had sex."
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"Well, we did have sex. And I'm not a great liar."
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"- But if you think it'll scare her off. - I do, and it will."
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"[Narrator] And soon, Michael and Buster surveyed the hotel..."
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"Iooking for George Michael."
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"There's a very bored-looking little Sonny Bono on that balcony."
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"[Michael] Oh, God. That means she'll be dressed like Cher."
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"I have an idea."
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"It is time I used something I trained for in army, but I never got a chance to do."
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"- You cannot zip-line over there! - Either I zip down or he zips up!"
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"You have to get on your knees to start it."
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"This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster."
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"- One, two, three- - [Screaming]"
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"- [Screaming] - [Lucille] Zip me up."
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"We're switching rooms again. And costumes."
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"[Narrator] Tobias had begun work on the set of Scandal Makers."
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"What's so great about Tobias is he's got this obligation to his wife and daughter."
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"- Whoa. This guy's straight? - Yeah."
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"Then what the hell am I wearin' these for? Look at that."
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"- Why? - It's a thing. There's dozens of us."
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"This whole thing is startin' to feel like a real career killer."
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"- Yeah, I know, man. - Also, l-"
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"Tobias, why don't you go learn your lines, man? Work on them."
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"Did I get lines? God!"
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"They told me I was just jumping onto a moving stair car."
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"If that man's straight, then I am sober."
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"Hi. Um, I'm waiting for "Gawb" Bluth."
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"I'm Gob Bluth. My wife send you?"
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"Nice to see you again, Usarmy."
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"You lost a lot of weight in Iraq, especially up in the northern region."
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"- So where's the seal? - Hey, that's not my problem."
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"As far as I'm concerned, we were never even married."
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"Maybe I'll just say that we never sealed the deal."
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"- You're willing to admit that? - Lie about it? Yes."
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"Wow. I mis-underestimated you."
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"You've got some courage. Makes me wonder what I'm missing."
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"You mean, other than your cans?"
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"No. They're still here."
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"[Narrator] And so Gob set about consummating..."
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"the marriage he'd finally agreed to claim he hadn't."
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"[Laughing]"
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"And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille was finding her new partner an asset."
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"- Is this your son? - No, I'm his grandmother."
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"- He's an orphan. - Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Well, good luck to you."
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"Well, that little bit of honesty helped nothing."
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"You'd better bring it to the waltz, young man."
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"[Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael and Buster had retrieved Buster's hook..."
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"Gypsies."
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"Hey. [Groans]"
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"tells me that this is going to be a hot mission."
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"I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go."
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"We need a name."
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"Maybe "Operation Hot Mother.""
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"- And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway. - [Slow Dance]"
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"But that's when Buster caught his hook on a sandbag."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"What the hell's goin' on, Buster? Cut the lights!"
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"- [Buster Whimpering] - [People Gasping]"
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"- I'm taking you out of here. Let's go. - They haven't served dinner yet."
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"- George Michael. - You're not taking him."
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"- Take me with you! - What are you doin'? I can't."
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"Get off of me! Buster, let's get out of here."
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"I'm stuck. Go. Take the boy. Go!"
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"All right, Motherboys. Our curtain seems to be stuck."
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"We're going to do some freestyle waltzing while we get it fixed."
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"- Boys' choice. - [Waltz]"
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"- George Michael, you're choosing me. - No, Mom."
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"You had no right to bring him to this freak show. He was supposed to be visiting Buster."
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"No, you were supposed to be visiting Buster..."
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"but you made your son do it because you didn't want to."
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"- You were supposed to do it? - You didn't want to?"
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"No. Buster, l- I didn't know how to, uh, treat you, all right?"
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"I thought that you would be a little different, but you're not."
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"I was wrong, okay? I'm sorry."
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"You know, you're as good a brother as you ever were."
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"- [Groaning] Thank you. - All right?"
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"Yes. I am no different. I am the same old Motherboy."
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"George Michael still has a chance. Take him!"
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"Thanks. Let's go."
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"Boys' choice?"
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"That is, if you're not embarrassed to take my hook."
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"- [Continues] - Of course not."
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"I'm Peter Pan, and you're Captain Hook."
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"We'll pretend it's a costume. Let's dance."
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