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Clips from Arrested Development - Motherboy XXX (S02E02)

"It's Arrested Development."
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"Which put her wake-up time in the 3:00, 3:30 area."
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"- And I think with you, I've got a shot. - Oh, no."
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"- Buster, for the first time ever, doesn't want to do this? - No, he does."
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"- I don't know what it is. - I think that's what it is."
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"- seeing reminders of the accident everywhere. - [Gasps]"
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"No. No, he had good qualities."
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"[Narrator] Actually, George Sr. Was secretly living..."
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"Now-"
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"- That one's Polly? - Hey! What are you kids doin' up here?"
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"I think it's getting too risky keeping you up here."
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"George Michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing."
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"[Narrator] And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian."
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"- That's a cross. - Across from where?"
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"Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed lately, and you haven't visited him."
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"Gob had once gotten married on a dare..."
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"- I did! And it was disgusting. - [Narrator] They didn't, but it would have been."
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"You know, if that hand is still intact inside the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant."
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"Up top. No?"
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"I'm directing an episode of the series Scandal Makers."
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"I wasn't actually here to ask you to be in it."
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"- I want that part. - Then sign over the rights."
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"- [Gasps] - Oh, God! I keep forgetting about this."
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"- No! You would've-You would've won that, so- - Oh."
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"You're a very sympathetic young man."
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"Or we could make sure it's the right seal first?"
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"- Knock, knock. - Oh, God!"
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"- Why not? - Very handsome."
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"- And now he needed some research. - [Low] I'm George Sr."
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"- What are you doing here? - I'm havin' a- [Bleeps] tea party."
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"[Narrator] Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr."
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"- [Narrator] Apower he needed the man to teach him. - That's it."
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"- That place is your scene. - Face it, Michael. They've won."
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"[Narrator] This was the worst thing Michael could possibly hear."
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"- Left flipper. - So, the seal lost his hand too."
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"Yeah, poor guy's probably out there without a flipper..."
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"- There's no way he stood a chance out in the real world. - See that? He was a victim too."
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"I will help you, Michael. We've got to rescue your son."
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"[Narrator] And Lucille arrived at the hotel where Motherboy was taking place."
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"This is nice, spending some time, just the two of us."
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"- [Narrator] Motherboy was also a heavy metal band... - [Rock]"
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"[Man] And what name shall we put the room under?"
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"- [Jar Thuds] - You don't need the calories."
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"[Whispering] This isn't working."
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"I'm sorry. You've got the wrong Motherboy."
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"[Michael] This looks like the place."
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"Excuse me. Has a Lucille Bluth checked in?"
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"Let's check the balconies."
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"She has a name, Barry. You don't happen to know what it is by the way, do you?"
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"That's why I want to settle. I'm not super prepared."
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"[Narrator] Both things hejust said were lies."
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"And you don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club."
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"- What were you doin' there? - Wow. You should be the lawyer."
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"And that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit."
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"[Screaming]"
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"Hey, gang. I'm sorry. I don't want to note you to death..."
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"but you should be wearing those under your pants."
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"- I'm your wife. - I knew that."
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"and were staking out the situation."
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"They've changed into gypsies. My army training..."
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"- One hot mission. - Yes."
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"- No, let's try to top that. - [Narrator] They never did."
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"- Hey! - [Grunts]"
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"And now from the land of gypsies, Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson."
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"- Buster? - Grab him! Take the gypsy boy!"
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"- A promise is a promise. And I'm glad the three of us... - Yeah."
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"[Narrator] On the next Arrested Development."
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"So you don't cry when you take those off?"
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"he never consummated their marriage."
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"- Hey, campers. - [Kids Screaming]"
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"[Screams]"
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"[Waltz]"
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"[Man Narrating] Michael Bluth had gotten up early..."
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"in the hopes of avoiding his family."
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"His mother, however, was already dressed, made up and waiting for him-"
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"- Good morning. - Ooh! [Shouting]"
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"I couldn't sleep. I always get this way before Motherboy."
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"Oh, God. It's Motherboy already?"
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"[Narrator] Motherboy was a dinner dance aimed at promoting mother-son bonding."
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"Lucille had gone over 25 times with Buster..."
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"and on a few occasions, had won Cutest Couple."
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"As one entered sexual maturity, and the other one left it..."
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"it became harder to win."
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"- I'm so hot. - If you were hot, Mother, we would win."
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"It's not just Motherboy. It's Motherboy XXX!"
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"It's just, he's been so mopey."
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"That could have something to do with the fact that a seal ate his hand."
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"- Who knows? - [Narrator] It was that."
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"It had happened weeks earlier when Buster went swimming in the ocean..."
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"- against his mother's wishes. - [Screaming]"
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"- He had become haunted by the loss... - [Gasps]"
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"[Gasps, Screams]"
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"Mother, I can't sleep. I may not be able to go to dance practice today."
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"I'm going out. Zip me up."
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"I mean, look how he zips now."
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"I know what this is. You're embarrassed by him, aren't you?"
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"You spent your whole life over-mothering the guy..."
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"and when he finally needs you, you're not there."
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"Well, I don't see you spending time with him."
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"[Narrator] The Bluth children had been uneasy about missing limbs..."
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"since their father used a one-armed man to teach them lessons."
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"That's why you don't yell."
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"- [All Whimpering] - As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today."
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"So you're gonna have to find a different dance partner for Motherboy."
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"I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for daddies and daughters."
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"- Of course they have father-daughter dances. - They do? He never took me?"
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"- You're up awful early. - Well, my marriage is falling apart."
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"- Tobias is back with Carl. - [Narrator] Tobias had gotten a call..."
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"from his one-time acting teacher, Carl Weathers."
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"He's directing something for TV, but he thinks he might have a part for me."
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"If this takes off, I might be able to buy you the happiness that you deserve."
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"He said the same thing when he got cast as Frightened Inmate Number Two..."
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"in that film he got fired from."
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"[Narrator] He had even gotten a vanity plate made up announcing the achievement."
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"And this wasn't the first time."
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"He's so clueless. He's not your real "take charge" husband."
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"Lindsay, you're still looking for somebody like Daddy, okay?"
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