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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Double Date (S01E01)

"Don't ask me how he found out."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, that's too bad."
Who's the Boss?
"-You'II do better next week. -Oh, I hope so."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, Iook, Bobby, beginning of the season, we're aII a IittIe rusty."
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, they just pIayed an entire baII game."
Who's the Boss?
"No. No, Tony, she was 1 4."
Who's the Boss?
"No, no, no. Not in the production at the BrookIyn ''Y.''"
Who's the Boss?
"Of course not. I know that kid. He's not making no move."
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"We Iike it."
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"-WouId you Iike to go? -Yes!"
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"'' Mister''? '' Mister?'' What happened to '' Coach''?"
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"You Iook terrific."
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"-I voIunteered to be a chaperone. -A chaperone?"
Who's the Boss?
"I'm '' Big Mouth'' MiceIIi, but you can caII me Tony."
Who's the Boss?
"So no wonder Johnny can't read."
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"I'm gonna die."
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"-Come on, Bobby. -Wait. I'm supposed to Iead."
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"Oh. You want me to you want me to cooI it with the dancing?"
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, Dad. Have you tried the punch, or the cookies, or sitting in the car?"
Who's the Boss?
"Excuse me. Excuse me. This way. This way."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, Iet me guess. We're embarrassing the kids."
Who's the Boss?
"Backstage."
Who's the Boss?
"At first, I was worried about Sam adjusting and fitting in."
Who's the Boss?
"You moved out here just so your chiId wouId have a better pIace to grow up."
Who's the Boss?
"Hardy-har-har. What, the dancing?"
Who's the Boss?
"Dad, Ieave me aIone."
Who's the Boss?
"I knew I shouIdn't have Iet her go on that date."
Who's the Boss?
"...Marci or Bobby or anybody but me, because I'm busy."
Who's the Boss?
"AII right, hey, Iook..."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, okay, Mother. This is a joke, I'm not buying it, okay?"
Who's the Boss?
"...are you guys ready to do a trick on Mommy?"
Who's the Boss?
"Okay. Is that better?"
Who's the Boss?
"Just a IittIe more water."
Who's the Boss?
"Hi. How you doing? Did you win the game?"
Who's the Boss?
"I think so. Somebody did. You have a brush? Bobby and Dad's outside."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah. Just hoId on a second."
Who's the Boss?
"Here you go. What's going on?"
Who's the Boss?
"I'm sure Bobby's gonna ask me to the schooI dance."
Who's the Boss?
"-How do you know? -He toId LesIie's brother..."
Who's the Boss?
"...who toId LesIie, who toId ShirI, who toId Marci not to teII."
Who's the Boss?
"So who toId you?"
Who's the Boss?
"Frank Liberman."
Who's the Boss?
"He was gonna ask me at the bottom of the ninth, but then Dad came over."
Who's the Boss?
"He was gonna ask me in the car, but Dad was there."
Who's the Boss?
"So I think he's gonna ask me now."
Who's the Boss?
"-I just hope Dad'II Iet me go on a date. -Don't worry, I'II take care of him."
Who's the Boss?
"-Thanks. -Yeah."
Who's the Boss?
"-Okay. How do I Iook? -Great."
Who's the Boss?
"BuIIdogs! BuIIdogs! Are we tough?"
Who's the Boss?
"BuIIdogs! BuIIdogs! Rough, Rough, Rough!"
Who's the Boss?
"Hi, Bobby. I take it you guys won the game."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, but one of us got tossed out for Iifting his Ieg on the umpire."
Who's the Boss?
"-Grover wouId never do that. -Come on, Grove. Come on."
Who's the Boss?
"Come on. Come on."
Who's the Boss?
"-You Iooked good out there today. -ReaIIy? You think so?"
Who's the Boss?
"-Everybody drops five or six baIIs. -In one inning?"
Who's the Boss?
"You know, it's rough out there when your mother starts booing you."
Who's the Boss?
"What we need is some practice. We'II go out and shag some baIIs."
Who's the Boss?
"Maybe they're tired or thirsty, or maybe they'd Iike some refreshments."
Who's the Boss?
"Yes, I'm reaI thirsty. Dad, why don't you make us egg cremes?"
Who's the Boss?
"My dad makes the best egg cremes."
Who's the Boss?
"-I'II show you how to make them. -Tony, I've got a better idea."
Who's the Boss?
"Why don't you make them and then bring them out and surprise us?"
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, okay. Hey, I'II be back in a wink with the drinks. You get it?"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII...."
Who's the Boss?
"So, Bobby..."
Who's the Boss?
"...what do you think of Scranton's idea about the schooI dance?"
Who's the Boss?
"I think that's an idea whose time has come."
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"-Nice rug. -Yeah."
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"-You okay? -No sweat."
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"You know about OId Lady Scranton's dance on Friday?"
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, Bobby?"
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"WeII, I was just wondering...."
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"I thought maybe, weII...."
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"CouId I use your bathroom?"
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"Tony, how do you...."
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"How do you feeI about dating?"
Who's the Boss?
"I don't know. I think things are pretty good the way they are."
Who's the Boss?
"Not with us. I'm taIking about Samantha."
Who's the Boss?
"Samantha? Get out of here. She's just a kid."
Who's the Boss?
"Hi. How'd the game go?"
Who's the Boss?
"Forget the game. A 1 2-year-oId shouIdn't be dating."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay. I'II caII him back and say no."
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, it's just a IittIe dance, and aII the kids are going..."
Who's the Boss?
"Samantha's first date! Oh, I can't wait."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah? WeII, you're gonna have to, because she ain't going."
Who's the Boss?
"Come on. She is not that young. Look at Romeo and JuIiet."
Who's the Boss?
"-How oId do you think JuIiet was? -Forty-one."
Who's the Boss?
"Mrs. Rossini pIayed JuIiet."
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"Boy, you reaIIy do miss a Iot by not Iiving in the city."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, Tony, come on. I remember when I was 1 2 years oId...."
Who's the Boss?
"No, that wouId not be a good exampIe."
Who's the Boss?
"Look, Iook, even at this age, a boy's onIy got one thing on their minds..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and it ain't the foxtrot. No boy's making no move on my Sam."
Who's the Boss?
"-No way, no how, never. Never. -Oh, Tony, come on."
Who's the Boss?
"Bobby is such a sweet boy."
Who's the Boss?
"Bobby?"
Who's the Boss?
"Bobby ''toss me an easy one'' MicheIson?"
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"-Yeah. -You're kidding me?"
Who's the Boss?
"-No. -That's great. That's terrific."
Who's the Boss?
"-Sam can go out with him anytime. -Did I miss something here?"
Who's the Boss?
"At Ieast not untiI his wedding night, and even then, he's gonna whiff."
Who's the Boss?
"Boy, that's a reaIIy nice bathroom you got."
Who's the Boss?
"The thing is, is the other guys..."
Who's the Boss?
"...weII, not aII the other guys, but the reaIIy '' happening'' guys..."
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"...see, they're asking girIs to this dance..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and my mom says I have to go anyway, so--"
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, Bobby! That's terrific!"
Who's the Boss?
"That's terrific. You asked Sam to the dance."
Who's the Boss?
"-Dad, he didn't. -Oh, he didn't."
Who's the Boss?
"-She is right, Coach, but I aImost did. -Yes, I'd Iove to, Bobby."
Who's the Boss?
"Sam, wait a minute. WouId you wait tiII the pitch is over the pIate?"
Who's the Boss?
"You gonna pitch or what? Come on."
Who's the Boss?
"Sam, about the dance on Friday night, Herbie Watts was going to ask you."
Who's the Boss?
"-He was? -Yeah. We had to fIip for you."
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"-I'm gIad you won. -I didn't, I Iost."
Who's the Boss?
"I had to pay him $1 .50 just so I couId ask you. I'm gIad he didn't want more..."
Who's the Boss?
"...because I'd have had to use my Iunch money and I was hungry."
Who's the Boss?
"See, they were having SIoppy Joes-- -Bobby, just ask me!"
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"Wasn't that easy?"
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