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Clips from Family Guy - Disney's The Reboot (S18E18)

"Putting my gender fluid in the shower."
Family Guy
"Also, I'm the town sheriff,"
Family Guy
"but you don't find that out till later"
Family Guy
"because it's not relevant to the story."
Family Guy
"Chris, there you are."
Family Guy
"Patty, what's wrong? Why aren't you in bitch class?"
Family Guy
"It's your sister Meg."
Family Guy
"She's... dead."
Family Guy
"(gasps) I have to go."
Family Guy
"Wait, where are you going?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go to a club I'm too young to get into"
Family Guy
"and listen to a band that's on a label"
Family Guy
"Hey, who left their gender fluid in the shower?"
Family Guy
"(thunder rumbling)"
Family Guy
"(upbeat rock music playing)"
Family Guy
"Um, how's the vegetarian lasagna?"
Family Guy
"Terrible, even at the best restaurants."
Family Guy
"We'll have five of those."
Family Guy
"It just doesn't make sense. Who would want to kill Meg?"
Family Guy
"Um, can we all be quiet? (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"We've been asked to nod our heads while the band plays"
Family Guy
"the song our parent company is aggressively marketing."
Family Guy
"¶ One of us is Richard Gere's kid ¶"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go get some air and pebble-up my nipples."
Family Guy
"(slow, dramatic music playing)"
Family Guy
"You guys, check it out. Patty just got into"
Family Guy
"the college for people with bright futures."
Family Guy
"Oh, cool. Is she still gonna major in "lot to live for"?"
Family Guy
"who's gonna get out of this sexy town."
Family Guy
"(Patty screams outside)"
Family Guy
"Peach Coke? Stop."
Family Guy
"-Patty! -Where are you?"
Family Guy
"Patty?"
Family Guy
"to the most disposable member of our cast."
Family Guy
"Boy, she... she did stiffen up those nips, didn't she?"
Family Guy
"Y'all ready for your lasagnas?"
Family Guy
"-We're in the woods. -(howling in distance)"
Family Guy
"because we're also lesser-known Marvel characters."
Family Guy
"-(whooshing) -(fanfare plays)"
Family Guy
"And I'm your neighbor, who you didn't know"
Family Guy
"was also a superhero, Captain Pedantic."
Family Guy
"I'm laying..."
Family Guy
"He means lying on a pinecone."
Family Guy
"Now one of us will become a breakout movie star"
Family Guy
"and leave the series, wrecking it for the rest of us."
Family Guy
"Yay, it's me!"
Family Guy
"-Sir, what did you think? -Pass."
Family Guy
"Okay. And how many of you would watch it"
Family Guy
"What? Course not."
Family Guy
""And if you're impressed by the size of"
Family Guy
""Alexander Skarsgard's penis,"
Family Guy
"that doesn't make you gay, right?""
Family Guy
"-(pounding on glass) -PETER: Answer him!"
Family Guy
"but it's not like you have jobs to go to,"
Family Guy
"so I'm going to show you one more reboot idea."
Family Guy
"Which Wi-Fi should we be logging onto?"
Family Guy
"Glendale Galleria Public."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's what I've been trying."
Family Guy
"Sometimes networks will cancel a show"
Family Guy
"only to reboot it with less-popular characters"
Family Guy
"from the original, while the more-popular actors go on"
Family Guy
"to find greater success in movies or ugly public divorces."
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"TRICIA TAKANAWA: Family Guy Again is filmed"
Family Guy
"before a live studio audience."
Family Guy
"(phone ringing)"
Family Guy
"CHRIS: I'll get it."
Family Guy
"Or should I say, "G'day, mate,""
Family Guy
"with Brian and Meg after Mom and Dad died?"
Family Guy
"Oh, married life is pretty good."
Family Guy
"No, still no kids, but I've been practicing"
Family Guy
"-a lot by myself. -(laughter)"
Family Guy
"Masturbating, yes."
Family Guy
"Between you and me, I think Tricia might be barren."
Family Guy
"(laughter)"
Family Guy
"Okay, give my love to Brian and Meg,"
Family Guy
"and hopefully we can come down there for the season finale."
Family Guy
"No? You're just not gonna be a part of this at all?"
Family Guy
"Okay, then. Bye, Stewie."
Family Guy
"because I need to talk to you about something very important."
Family Guy
"Look, we've been through this."
Family Guy
"It's my house, and I want to wear shoes in it."
Family Guy
"Chris, I offer you a choice."
Family Guy
"You can either continue wearing shoes in the house"
Family Guy
"or continue having sex with this age-defying Eastern physique."
Family Guy
"(laughter, applause)"
Family Guy
"Chris, I'm lying here listening to you toss and turn,"
Family Guy
"and wondering if there's something you'd like to discuss."
Family Guy
"I don't know. It's just, it's been so hard"
Family Guy
"since Mom and Dad died"
Family Guy
"and Joe moved in with all his big band records."
Family Guy
"(big band music playing in distance)"
Family Guy
"Joe!"
Family Guy
"Chris, I'm lying here"
Family Guy
"asking you to kick Joe out of the house."
Family Guy
"What? He was my dad's best friend for 20 years."
Family Guy
"Chris, I offer you a choice."
Family Guy
"(laughter, applause)"
Family Guy
"FOCUS GROUP MEMBER: Can we please stop this?"
Family Guy
"-Yes? -If I give you back my Diet Sprite, can I leave?"
Family Guy
"How did you feel about the show?"
Family Guy
"-I didn't like it. -Could you be more specific?"
Family Guy
"I just don't like the people or what they're saying or doing."
Family Guy
"If you could sum up the show with one sound,"
Family Guy
"what would it be?"
Family Guy
"-"Blech." -For me, it was more like"
Family Guy
"the last squirt of a plastic mustard bottle."
Family Guy
"(bottle squirts)"
Family Guy
"Is that our mustard?"
Family Guy
"No. I always bring one with me in case the show is kind of..."
Family Guy
"Everybody, shut up!"
Family Guy
"Hey, it's that sheriff from The Q."
Family Guy
"You people don't like anything."
Family Guy
"Well, if you're all so smart,"
Family Guy
"what do you want to see in a Family Guy reboot?"
Family Guy
"Yes, unemployable neck tattoo guy."
Family Guy
"It's a Bible verse."
Family Guy
"Doesn't matter. Anything above the Adam's apple"
Family Guy
"I like Netflix. Could you be Netflix?"
Family Guy
"Of course it's awesome; it's Netflix."
Family Guy
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