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Clips from Family Guy - Disney's The Reboot (S18E18)

"Look, we're stuck being Fox. We have to deal with it, okay?"
Family Guy
"-MAN: I watch Fox. -No, you don't. Nobody does."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I like shows that are binge-worthy."
Family Guy
"First of all, "binge-worthy" is not a word,"
Family Guy
"You've been brainwashed, sir. But fine."
Family Guy
"We'll make Family Guy binge-worthy."
Family Guy
"(dramatic electronic music playing)"
Family Guy
"All right, we only have the room till 6:00, so what else?"
Family Guy
"-(knock on door) -It's not 6:00 yet! What else?!"
Family Guy
"Young Sheldon is good. How about Young Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"How about I murder your whole family?"
Family Guy
"-What about BoJack Horseman? -Hard no."
Family Guy
"-You'd get to be a horse. -Hard yes."
Family Guy
"-Normal words, but a horse guy. -WOMAN: Can we please stop this?"
Family Guy
"You just asked for specifically that."
Family Guy
"-(knock on door) -It's not 6:00! What else?"
Family Guy
"-I like that Antiques Roadshow. -Fine."
Family Guy
"And you're saying this is...?"
Family Guy
"George Washington's poop. That's correct."
Family Guy
"I have some news you might not like."
Family Guy
"The poop is only two weeks old."
Family Guy
"What? How can you be sure?"
Family Guy
"Well, for starters, there's a Skittle in it."
Family Guy
"Ah, the general had a sweet tooth, huh?"
Family Guy
"Um, that was horrible."
Family Guy
"Eh, I'm gonna tweeze the Skittle out"
Family Guy
"and go back in a week."
Family Guy
"I like those Netflix stand-up specials."
Family Guy
"Great. Matter of fact, we filmed one"
Family Guy
"So, any of you out there have a futon?"
Family Guy
"I Ubered here tonight."
Family Guy
"Facebook, huh?"
Family Guy
"And how about that new chip in credit cards?"
Family Guy
"Anybody ever been to Georgia?"
Family Guy
"EDM music."
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, this is my job."
Family Guy
"Netflix should make 800 more of those."
Family Guy
"All right, what else? What else you guys want?"
Family Guy
"I like that thing James Corden does:"
Family Guy
"-Carpool Karaoke. -I can do that."
Family Guy
"Hi. You having a good night? I did."
Family Guy
"Just had a devil's three-way."
Family Guy
"You know, me and two guys."
Family Guy
"I think that's just gay sex. Why are you telling me all this?"
Family Guy
"Isn't this Taxicab Confessions?"
Family Guy
"No, this is Carpool Karaoke."
Family Guy
"We're about to sing an Adele song."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's gay."
Family Guy
"Pull over by this hot guy and let me out."
Family Guy
"I thought I read you guys were phasing out gay jokes."
Family Guy
"That quote was taken out of context"
Family Guy
"and widely misunderstood."
Family Guy
"All right, what's next, you sheep?"
Family Guy
"I like the Olympics. Can you guys be the Olympics?"
Family Guy
"Well, NBC hogs all the good sports,"
Family Guy
"so we'll get stuck with the boring ones"
Family Guy
"that the announcers always have to keep apologizing for."
Family Guy
"PETER: Welcome back to pairs diving."
Family Guy
"And once again, we are so sorry for this."
Family Guy
"Brian, anything to add?"
Family Guy
"BRIAN: No, just our deepest condolences to a bored nation."
Family Guy
"PETER: And we've got Lois down at the pool."
Family Guy
"-Lois, anything? -No. Guys, just so sorry"
Family Guy
"that any of this is happening."
Family Guy
"I-I mean, even once every four years"
Family Guy
"seems like just way too much."
Family Guy
"BRIAN: And they're up in the air, and now they're in the water."
Family Guy
"PETER: What is it again? A splash is bad?"
Family Guy
"BRIAN: Uh, yeah, I think so."
Family Guy
"PETER: That's so stupid."
Family Guy
"-Can you change them up? -To who?"
Family Guy
"I like Jon Benjamin voices."
Family Guy
"Can you all be Jon Benjamin voices?"
Family Guy
"-(all voiced by Jon Benjamin): Hey, Joe. -Hey, Peter."
Family Guy
"-Hey, Quagmire. -Hey, Cleveland. Giggity."
Family Guy
"(normal voice): What can I get for you fellas?"
Family Guy
"Nobody touches my voice."
Family Guy
"(Jon Benjamin's voice): I liked all of that."
Family Guy
"Um, except for the bartender."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, The Coffee Bean's Wi-Fi doesn't need a password."
Family Guy
"Everyone, the reboot is off."
Family Guy
"It turns out the executive who ordered it"
Family Guy
"was just a squirrel who snuck into the office."
Family Guy
"-What? -Yes. But in fairness,"
Family Guy
"it was the same squirrel who green-lit Brooklyn Nine-Nine,"
Family Guy
"the show that challenged the notion"
Family Guy
"that only attractive people can be on television."
Family Guy
"It means Family Guy is just fine as it is."
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"Well, the Family Guy reboot is off."
Family Guy
"What other ideas do we have?"
Family Guy
"(chittering)"
Family Guy
"Brooklyn Nine-Ten?"
Family Guy
"It's possible this guy only has one idea."
Family Guy
"(bottle squirts)"
Family Guy
"You know what, I'm glad, after all that,"
Family Guy
"they let us keep the show the way it was."
Family Guy
"Well, not exactly the way it was."
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy, I brought over my big band records."
Family Guy
"-They wanted more Joe. -They wanted more Joe."
Family Guy
"(Glenn Miller's "Pennsylvania 6-5000" playing)"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"(phone rings)"
Family Guy
"(phone rings)"
Family Guy
"JOE: Your show should have more Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
Family Guy
"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Bert wants to see you in his office."
Family Guy
"¶ Something's not normal ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Guys, look!"
Family Guy
"Now is when you find out I'm the sheriff."
Family Guy
"(audience applauds)"
Family Guy
"For me, every day is a pane."
Family Guy
"back when I was an all-setup- no-punch-line comedian."
Family Guy
"Man, Starbucks."
Family Guy
"JOE: Your show should have more Joe Swanson."
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
Family Guy
"(low growling)"
Family Guy
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