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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Las Vegas (S05E05)

"something we could do together."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's a little extreme, but I think it might be just what we need."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Okay. - Go on in."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you crazy?"
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"Oh, come on, Cam. We deserve this."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, you get started, and then I'll jump in when it starts to heat up."
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"- Mitchell! - Come on. Then I will throw you into it, tiger."
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"Rub-a-dub-dub."
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"No!"
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"Both of you?"
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"- Huh. Well, okay. - No, no. No, not okay. What are you doing here?"
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"- You gave me your room key. - What?"
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"Don't act so shocked. You told me at the bachelor party you two lead separate lives."
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"You went to the bachelor party?"
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"Yes, and I was starting to feel bad about sneaking around..."
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"but I guess I shouldn't have, now that I see what you're up to."
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"I'm not up to anything. I left my key by mistake."
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"We're all obviously tense."
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"Let's take a deep breath..."
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"get in the tub-"
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"it's not happening."
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"You want to tell me how you "accidentally" gave someone your key?"
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"You want to tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?"
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"- You saw that? - I guessed."
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"Hi, guys. What's going on?"
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"Hey, Claire. Can you please come back?"
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"- We're in the middle of an argument. - Bet I know why."
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"Are you guys getting in the bath?"
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"Or I'm way off."
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"- Langham! - That's Tim. He can't know I'm here."
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"- He has insane trust issues. - Insane?"
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"Langham, are you in there?"
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"- Go out this door. - In here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, hurry up, will you?"
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"He's on his way up."
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"I need to shave."
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"Oh, you're here."
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"Jay Pritchett. Thanks for stopping by."
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"Nice robe. Like Hef back in the day."
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"I'm gonna cut to the chase. I like your lifestyle."
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"- I want a taste of it. - Well- Sure, that's flattering, but-"
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"- Okay, the bathroom is- - Gloria, it's Burt Tanner!"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's not Burt Tanner. That's Long Ham."
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"Langham!"
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"What's that thing doing here?"
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"Just enjoying a dirty martini before a cleansing romp in the bath."
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"That's not who the bath is for."
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"Oh, my mistake. Welcome, Claire."
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"You're certainly gonna be clean by the end of the night, aren't you?"
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"Jay, I forgot all my hair products!"
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"I'm going to borrow from Claire."
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"Okay, coast is clear."
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"Hmm?"
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"Jay!"
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"Go, go, go, go, go, go."
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"Hey, Phil. There you are."
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"Ducky. How'd you know where I was?"
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"- Magicians run this town. - Really?"
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"No. I'm a shaving butler up on Plus."
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"Look, I felt bad about how things went down today..."
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"and I-I just wanted to give you another shot."
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"Right this way."
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"I really think you're gonna like what you see."
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"Okay, let me just get everything set up."
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"Metamorphosis."
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"They say the only constant is change."
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"I-i'm sorry, what- What is that?"
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"Let me just get rid of it. Here we go."
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"Really, uh, rubbing it in on that wife thing, huh?"
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"Metamorphosis."
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"Burt!"
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"Nice of you to come down a floor and see how the other half lives."
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"If you will, raise it above my head and pinch it at my wrists."
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"Go ahead and make it good and tight."
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"Don't be easy on me."
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"- Okay. - Now-"
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"As the lowly caterpillar becomes the majestic butterfly..."
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"as the tiny acorn becomes the mighty oak..."
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"so too do we complete our..."
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"metamorphosis!"
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"So it's the Governor's Bluff."
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"Well, it's a huge twist on the Governor's Bluff."
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"Eh."
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"No, no, no, no, no. There were other elements."
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"You just kind of threw me off. I forgot. I was gonna-"
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"As a flourish I was gonna use one-"
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"Hola."
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"That's amazing!"
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"Y-You lull me with this- with this hacky quick change..."
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"and the whole time, you're changing the fake dog into a hot maid?"
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"It's brilliant! it's magic!"
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"No, that's metamorphosis!"
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"Like you, Burt, I enjoy the finer things."
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"Hola."
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"Cam, if you wanted a bachelor party, you should have just said something."
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"Well, I didn't know I wanted one until we got here."
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"And you're so "Eh, eh, eh," I-I was afraid to say anything."
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"Okay, all right. Lucky for the two of you..."
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"I know you better than you know yourselves..."
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"and what the two of you need is a little guilty pleasure."
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"Or should I say-"
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"The Scotch delivery you had me on the lookout for, sir."
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"I like your style, Pritchett. You're in."
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"Vegas."
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"- He was a stripper. - Oh."
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"You got the touch, kid."
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"I was blessed with my mother's small hands, sir."
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"Shall I order your complimentary in-room hot-stone massage?"
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"Complimentary?"
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"All part of the Excelsior Plus experience, sir."
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"Might be nice after a dip in your private lap pool."
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"Oh, where has this been all my life?"
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"You know, I saw a harpist in the elevator."
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"Can we get that for our brunch tomorrow?"
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"If it was up to me, yes, but unfortunately..."
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"that is reserved for our Excelsior Ultra guests only."
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"Sixty-two, 63, 64!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"It's Vegas. He doesn't need to know what I'm doing."
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"So do you have anything on the aisle?"
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