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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Florence Henderson (S01E01)

"♪ And if you're quick enough to rise"
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"♪ You'll catch the fleeting glimpse"
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"♪ Of someone's fading shadow"
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"♪ And if the sleep has left your ears"
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"♪ You might hear footsteps"
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"♪ Running through an open meadow"
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"♪ Don't be concerned"
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"♪ It will not harm you"
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"♪ It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of"
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"♪ Across my dream"
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"♪ With nets of wonder"
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"♪ I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love"
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"♪ Echo softly in the distance through the canyons of your mind"
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"♪ I might have even called your name"
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"♪ As I ran searching"
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"♪ After something to believe in"
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"♪ Don't be concerned"
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"♪ It will not harm you"
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"♪ It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of"
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"♪ Across my dream"
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"♪ With nets of wonder"
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"♪ I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love"
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"♪ I chase the bright elusive butterfly"
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"♪ Of love"
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"I told you not to let fatso on the top."
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"Don't blame me. I'm only a young pig."
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"Will you guys get out of here, please? Come on, pigs. Out. Out!"
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"Out, out, out, out, out!"
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"Oh, Kermit, you have such a masculine yell. Oh, yeah."
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"Is there anything at all,"
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"anything I can do for you, my dear? No."
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"Because I want to make you happy. Good."
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"When you're happy, the pig is happy. Wonderful."
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"Oh, my love! My life! (purrs)"
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"Forgive me for being so forward, but I'm a liberated pig."
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"Ugh. Ta."
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"Must be my animal musk."
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"2, 3, 4, 2, 3..."
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"You know, the trouble with kids today"
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"When I was a kid, I never wanted that."
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"They're just a couple of floor hogs."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't know, maybe it's the wine talking -"
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"You really don't like dancing with a dog, do you?"
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"What makes you say that?"
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"It's that flea collar you're wearing."
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"I think we ought to move out of the ghetto"
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"and find ourselves a nice little dump in the suburbs."
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"Oh, honey, I love you like the plague."
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"Can we take this moment to announce our engagement?"
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"Oh, we're engaged!"
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"I've waited so long! We're engaged!"
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"Oh, that's very sweet, Kermit."
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"And when I look into your eyes, I'm spellbound."
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"And when I look into those eyes, I see... I see..."
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"Yes? Come on, tell me what you see."
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"I see trouble."
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"Hmm, hmm, hmm. Well, well, well."
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"While the pig's away, the frog will play, hmm?"
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"Hi, Piggy."
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"Don't "Hi, Piggy" me, you frog stealer."
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"Piggy, you have it all wrong there. You see..."
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"In a pig's eye - I mean, in a person's eye!"
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"Yes, you do have it wrong, Piggy. Oh?"
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"Yes. Kermit was just practicing on me"
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"what he really wants to say to you."
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"What? Oh."
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"You mean it? No."
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"Oh!"
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"My love! My love! My life!"
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"Oh, I am like putty in your hands."
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"Putty! Putty! ♪ Cement mixer ♪"
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"Nothing. But..."
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"Piggy. Piggy, come here a minute. Yes?"
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"Oh, no. There's no need for that. I'm well paid."
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"No, I mean about men."
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"Oh, my dear, I'm sure you know about men."
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"But, honey,"
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"make one move toward that frog's bod..."
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"Mm."
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"Piggy, Kermit and I are old friends, honest."
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"You mean there's nothing...? No, we're just... It's just platonic, really."
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"Oh, thank you so much! Thank you."
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"Oh, I'm off to find my love. Oh, oh, oh!"
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"Has she gone? Yes."
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"She's off to find her love!"
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"I told you never to touch him!"
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"(♪ "Cottleston Pie" by AA Milne)"
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"When I was a puppy, I used to enjoy reading about Winnie the Pooh."
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"He's a bear, like Fozzie Bear, but..."
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"Well, not very much like Fozzie Bear."
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"when somebody would say something he didn't quite understand."
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"He could have said, "What?" or "I beg your pardon?""
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"But Pooh would instead sing this song,"
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"which he made up for singing when his brain felt fluffy."
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"Goes like this..."
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"♪ A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly"
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"♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply"
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"♪ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie"
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"Now, this is where the song changes key."
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"What we call a modulation."
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"That's G sharp minor."
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"♪ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie"
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"♪ A fish can't whistle and neither can I"
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"♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply"
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"♪ Cottleston, Cottleston"
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"♪ Cottleston pie"
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"♪ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie"
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"♪ Why does a chicken? I don't know why"
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"♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply"
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"♪ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie ♪"
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"to raise the intellectual level of our program,"
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"as our panel discusses questions of lasting importance."
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"And our guest tonight is Miss Florence Henderson."
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"Thank you. Good evening, everyone."
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"Hey, baby. OK."
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"And tonight's question is one that has bothered scholars everywhere -"
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""Was William Shakespeare in fact Bacon?""
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"(gasps)"
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"Is this some kind of bad joke?"
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