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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Florence Henderson (S01E01)

"Bacon, my love, bacon."
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"I am tired of these continual pig slurs. Oh."
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"You know, we pigs have feelings, too. Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"You see, I meant Francis Bacon."
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"Who cares? It's all bad taste."
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"Oh, no. Bacon tastes real good."
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"I had some this morning. Really made a pig of myself!"
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"(gasps)"
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"That does it. Pigs of the world, unite!"
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"Piggy. Please, Piggy. We don't have time for that now."
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"Yeah. Besides, you're always hogging the time. Get it? Hogging?"
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"Get this, weirdo. Hii-yah! Hii-yah!"
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"Hii-yah! Hii-yah!"
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"Wait a minute! Hold it, hold it, hold it! Wait a minute!"
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"Piggy, come on, now. Can we get back to the subject at hand?"
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"Miss Piggy, please. I'm sorry."
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"Get back over there. OK, the subject at hand. Florence?"
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"Well, there's no question in my mind."
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"As to what? Nothing."
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"There's no question in my mind. No answer, either."
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"We have a saying in my country -"
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"So, don't visit our country."
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"Please. The topic is... The topic is..."
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""Were Shakespeare's works actually written by Francis Bacon?""
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"All right, all right. Listen."
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"We've been listening offstage,"
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"Right. We pigs are true artists."
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"Miss Henderson, would you like to see our acrobatic act?"
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"Yes, I'd love to."
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"(drumroll) And one, and..."
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"It's cute. Cute act."
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"I'm sorry about that, Miss Henderson, but..."
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"Listen, we'll be back next week"
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"Wake... wake me when the show starts."
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"It's already been on a while."
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"Oh. Wake me when it's over."
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"(arguing)"
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"We got to get organized down here."
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"Will somebody tell those pigs to knock it off? Knock it off!"
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"Knock it off! Knock it off!"
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"Now, will you knock off the knocking-it-offs?"
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"Knock off the knocking-it-offs!"
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"Knock off the knocking-it-offs!"
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"Knock off... Knock it off!"
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"(groans) You'll not see any more pigs on this show."
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"If I ever see another pig..."
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"Oh, Kermit, every time you yell,"
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"it sends a shudder through my body. Wonderful."
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"I tremble with desire and uncontrollable passion. Yeah."
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"In you I see a seething volcano"
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"ready to erupt like Vesuvius and explode..."
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"Aah! We have a show to do! Will you get out of here?"
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"(snorts) He loves me. (sighs) I give up."
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"I knew you would."
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"Aah! Oh! Ack! Erf!"
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"OK, here he comes again now, folks,"
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"so stand by, sit tight, hold on and fasten your seat belts."
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"The Muppet Show's own furry funnyman -"
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"here he is - Mr. Fozzie Bear!"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"OK, gang. Grab your shoes and grab your socks."
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"Here come the jokes, here come the yocks."
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"Now, tonight I'm gonna try and put something new in my act."
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"Yeah. Like comedy, maybe."
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"Hey, look, guys, I paid a lot of money for this new act,"
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"and I want to see if it's good, OK?"
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"Could it possibly be good? Could it possibly be worse?"
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"(both laugh)"
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"OK, now, tonight"
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"I will do impressions of great movie actors from great movies."
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"OK, OK, OK, OK."
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"First, Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca."
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"(clears throat)"
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"Play it again, Sam."
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"Now, next is Jimmy Cagney from Mister Roberts."
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"Who took my palm tree?"
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"OK, next, Cary Grant from all his movies."
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"Judy, Judy, Judy."
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"Listen, all your impressions sound the same."
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"I can't help that. They were all written by the same writer."
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"He's got a point there. Yeah, on his head."
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"OK, any other impressions? Impressions, huh?"
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"Yeah. We'd like to see an impression of a bear leaving a stage."
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"Ha. Bare. Get it? I'm a bear. No one on the stage."
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"Oh, I'm terrific. I love me."
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"I'm too good for this show. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy."
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"You know, he's getting better."
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"Yeah, or we're getting worse."
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"Once again, the lovely Miss Florence Henderson."
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"(♪ "Happy Together" by The Turtles)"
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"Ah, Florence, I don't quite know how to say this,"
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"Oh, Lizard, that's very flattering."
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"♪ Imagine me and you, I do"
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"♪ To think about the girl you love"
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"♪ And you say you belong to me and ease my mind"
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"♪ Imagine how the world would be, so very fine"
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"♪ So happy together"
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"(all) ♪ I can't see me loving nobody but you"
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"♪ For all my life"
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"♪ When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue"
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"♪ For all my life"
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"♪ Me and you ♪ And you and me"
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"♪ No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be"
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"♪ The only one for me is you ♪ And you for me"
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"(all) ♪ So happy together"
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"♪ For all my life"
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"♪ When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue"
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"♪ For all my life"
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"♪ Me and you ♪ And you and me"
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"♪ So happy together ♪ Ba-ba ba baa, ba-ba ba baa"
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"♪ So happy together ♪ Ba-ba ba baa, ba-ba ba baa"
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"♪ Ba-ba ba baa"
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"♪ So happy together ♪ Ba-ba ba baa, ba-ba"
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"♪ We're happy"
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"♪ Together"
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"♪ Mm ♪"
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"We didn't have time for Gonzo on the show this week."
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"That's too bad."
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"Ahem. Well, Romeo,"
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"how are you and Miss Henderson getting along, hmm?"
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