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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Benadryl Brownie (S03E03)

"I'll bet the cell phone. I bet there was interference on the cell."
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"Jesus Christ, I knew you fucked it up."
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"You don't know how to use a goddamn cell phone!"
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"- It was a shit cell phone! - Okay, Deborah is sick!"
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"I'd really like to go home."
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"All I can do really is wait it out."
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"and, can't you just, take a nap, and we can all watch it at my house?"
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"You could take a nap. Or why don't..."
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"I'd like you to take me home."
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"She needs to go home, Richard."
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"- You know, this is really... - Thank you."
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"I am so sorry, Deborah. I never got that..."
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"I feel very awkward about it."
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"What a shame. We can't even get to watch the special."
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"I get home and I'll be fine."
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"She needs you to take her home. You know? I mean..."
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"- Now. - All right, we're going."
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"You're such a fucking idiot, how can you do this?"
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"- She's not looking well... - Cell phone, you fucked up."
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"Well, we'll watch it, don't worry."
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"- I'd love to play Scrabble. - I said it and kind of got in the mood."
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"- Let's get it. - Really? You want to play?"
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"You don't need to play, it's better with two."
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"nothing's working."
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"Just be honest, man. 'Cause I'm black, right? Right?"
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"Why? That couldn't be crazier."
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"Crazy. Why did I hire you?"
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"All right, that's true, but I kept you around."
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"But you're getting rid of me, right?"
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"I fire white people, I've fired white people."
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"I have fired plenty of white people."
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"I've been doing this 15 years, all right?"
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"Can I be...? Okay."
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"It's my wife. She wants..."
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"- Oh, dude. - No, seriously."
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"Look, be man enough. If you gonna be a racist, be a man, man."
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"I was a man. What good did it do me?"
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"Don't blame it on your wife. Thank you."
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"You're blaming it on your race. What's worse?"
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"Right, whatever."
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"Come on, don't take it... don't be like that."
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"- Whatever. - I will, I'll recommend you."
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"Hey, Wanda."
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"- Oh, hello. - Hello."
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"Are you here for the prayer group?"
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"- No, I'm not. - Oh."
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"She actually ate the peanuts in my house."
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"Oh, I know about you. Hello, I'm Deborah's mother."
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"- Oh, hi, I'm Larry. - I know."
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"I feel terrible about this."
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"Oh, no, no, don't. We're all responsible for our own lives."
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"I think there's some truth to that, isn't there?"
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"Come."
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"Right this way."
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"This is our prayer group."
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"Oh, okay. Let's see how I'm doing on time."
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"Okay. And Deborah's right in there."
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"I'll be fine to go to the Emmys."
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"- Your lips are like balloons. - Hi, Larry."
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"She thinks she can go tomorrow night. You believe this shit?"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Will you tell him it's not that bad, is it?"
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"Can you see out of that eye?"
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"Honey, they're bulging almost. For crying out loud, hon'."
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"I'm so sorry about the peanuts and the whole thing there."
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"You know, I had this new cell phone, and it just... it didn't."
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"I think it was more peanuts than the cell."
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"He recommended this phone to me."
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"That's beside the point. Look at her... she thinks she can go to the awards."
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"Tell him I'll be fine by tomorrow night."
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"Honey, you don't... you don't have to go."
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"- He's right. - I have to go."
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"You know what you should think about?"
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"You should take Benadryl. You'd knock that out in five minutes."
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"The thing would be gone. You wouldn't even think about it."
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"I can't believe I didn't think of that. That was one..."
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"- "Pop it in"? - Who's gonna know?"
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"Pop it in? That's a betrayal of my faith."
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"Jesus would be very happy for you to look better than you do now."
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"No one's watching. Pop, take a pop."
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"Listen, I have spent my entire life"
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"in belief and faith."
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"Well, why not just pray for the TV?"
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"Why not just pray?"
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"Pray for the TV? What is that? What?"
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"I don't know. It's my parents' house."
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"We got all sorts of problems,"
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"you were there... with all those remotes,"
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"and Cheryl, it's a pain in the neck."
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"I'd like one remote that could take care of the whole thing."
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"I don't know if he's good, Lar."
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"Maybe you should ask him... on your way out."
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"Do you have one remote, or two? How many do you have?"
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"Oh, Richard...?"
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"Just in time. We're about to begin the prayer circle."
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"You've gotta be kidding. Believe me,"
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"you don't want me in this. She'll wind up with tuberculosis."
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"- Oh, yes, we do. - I beg to differ."
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"Grab hands. Let us join hands."
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"Oh, no, no. Not this arrangement. Let's do boy/girl here."
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"Join hands. Join hands."
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"and You are always with us,"
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"for Thine is the power, and the glory,"
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"forever and ever. No one can touch us,"
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"for God is always with us."
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"- Oh, cell phone."
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"I'm sorry. I just got this cell phone."
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"Hello? Oh, hey."
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"You know why this is a nightmare?"
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"Because of this fucking highfalutin..."
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"you gotta go, join a restaurant, have an interest,"
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"have them come over and cook peanut sauce..."
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"If it wasn't for the peanuts,"
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"she wouldn't look like a goddamn fucking Venetian!"
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"The cell phone that you recommended didn't work!"
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"That cell is used by every fucking person."
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"You said you didn't give a shit about the way she looks."
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"Would you show up at an event..."
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"with a person that looks like she has a macaroni salad..."
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"...about the soul, you love her soul and all that."
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