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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Benadryl Brownie (S03E03)

"I'm under the weather about 99% of my life, and she doesn't..."
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"- This is out of their... - I know they can't take it,"
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"but can they touch it and give it to somebody else?"
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"She doesn't have a medicine chest in her place."
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"Wait, one second."
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"- Do you want more time? - No, no, it's fine."
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"What... you know, I want to get one of these,"
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"I don't have good luck with them."
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"- Yeah, I love it. - It's a good phone,"
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"- it's an XR-71. - It's a great one."
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"But it does go out on occasion, like in a tunnel or something."
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"You can't hear a radio when you go in a tunnel."
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"- Yes, you can, FM. You're an idiot. - I never listen to FM."
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"- What do you listen to? - I listen to talk."
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"You have a lot of program, a lot of rings in that."
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"Now is the time to tell me if you think something's... can you watch it?"
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"I'd love to, sure. Why don't you come over with Deborah on Friday?"
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"We can have dinner and watch the special."
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"That would be fantastic. That would be phenomenal."
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"- Is that good? - I'd be in heaven."
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"I mean, you know, she'd be thrilled."
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"Bravo."
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"- First call. - I know."
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"- First call. - Very impressive."
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"Yeah, I'm right outside Cellular Depot."
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"I just got it. You're my first call."
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"What are we doing on Friday night?"
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"Okay, good, because Richard's gonna come over"
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"with his new girlfriend Deborah"
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"and we'll watch his special."
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"Wait, how about this?"
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"Why don't you call Ted Danson and get the number"
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"of Randy, the chef from our restaurant?"
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"He could cater the whole thing. Great idea."
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"And you work out whatever the money is."
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"She's allergic to peanuts, no peanuts."
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"She's allergic to peanuts, so no peanuts."
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"Okay."
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"Ask her if Jeff could come, he hasn't seen the thing."
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"Oh, and can Jeff come, because he hasn't seen it."
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"Yeah."
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"That's right, my friends for a change."
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"Well, Deborah, I heard that you guys are going to the Emmys."
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"- I got a dress made. - You had it made?"
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"Gorgeous. Armando on Beverly, fits like a glove."
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"Maybe we'll see you guys walk down the red carpet."
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"She's got a whole party planned to watch it."
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"- Do you have ketchup? - Huh? What? Ketchup?"
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"- Yeah. - Why?"
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"I can't eat this steak without some ketchup."
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"You can't ask..."
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"Randy! Can I have some ketchup please?"
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"You don't ask a chef for ketchup."
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"This is good food. It's like a truck-stop thing."
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"- Ketchup? - Thank you very much."
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"- The food is great. - Is it? Is it good?"
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"- Really wonderful, thank you. - Delicious."
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"- Really good stuff. - It's good."
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"Thank you."
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"What did you ask for ketchup for? What are you crazy?"
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"What?!"
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"Why? What did I do wrong?"
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"So, where's this HBO special?"
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"- Oh, come on. - It's great, don't even..."
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"I just..."
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"I love you for having me."
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"To have you guys here like this is great."
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"These are the best brownies I have ever had."
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"Susie made them, my wife."
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"I dropped my daughter off this afternoon,"
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"brought us some brownies."
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"That's a good sound system you have."
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"What's happening, Larry?"
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"Why do you have so many remotes?"
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"We have this guy, Mike, that comes in"
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"- It has to be on channel 3. - It's on channel 3."
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"Every week we have this guy come over and try to fix it."
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"You know what, Larry?"
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"The Emmys are this Sunday and I am not gonna miss them."
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"We missed half the Knick game last year because of this shit."
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"This is ridiculous. You're gonna have to fire Mike."
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"- I'm not gonna fire him. - Why not?"
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"I don't know, he's black, I don't want to fire him."
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"You don't want to fire a black guy?"
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"- If he sucks, he sucks. - Well, he could come in and fix it..."
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"Every week he comes in, he never fixes it."
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"Fire your guy. I got a good guy."
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"- Will you fix this? - I don't know how to."
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"I tried every remote, and none of them work. Look!"
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"So fucking idiotic... you should have one goddamn remote and..."
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"We should have one remote! You need to call him, Larry."
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"Are you gonna call him?"
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"- Nothing we can do. - That's a bad joke, right?"
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"Yeah, it is a joke, I mean, I don't..."
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"Scrabble?"
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"It's a joke, but what are we supposed to do?"
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"You want to sit Shiva?"
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"Why don't we play Twister, would you be happy?"
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"If this was your show, then you would make every fucking plan..."
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"Let's go upstairs and all get under the covers and sob."
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"Why don't we go to my house and watch it? What's wrong with that?"
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"- I'll go to your house. - Thank you."
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"All right, fine, we'll go to your house."
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"I don't feel well."
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"What do you mean? You don't feel well?"
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"I'd like to go home, I think."
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"You feel perfectly... you're almost cold like a corpse."
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"Do you want an aspirin?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"Um, I don't... any peanuts in the brownies?"
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"No, no way. I don't like peanuts. My wife never uses them."
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"I wouldn't allow that to happen."
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"I ate so many of those."
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"There was no peanuts or peanut oil or anything in the dinner."
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"You told Randy not... That she's allergic, right?"
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"- I told you on the phone. - You didn't tell me on the phone."
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"I told you when I spoke to you on the phone that..."
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"- What, are you kidding? - What are you talking about?"
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"He did, I was standing right next to him when he called you."
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"I didn't hear it, you never said it or I didn't hear it."
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