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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"You're gonna lock us in here? Well, guess what?"
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"Maybe we'll spend the whole day having sex!"
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"Well, guess what?"
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"I brought Marshall with me, so maybe we'll do the same."
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"Hey, guys."
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"OLDER TED: I still hadn't decided what kind of professor I wanted to be."
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"Authoritative or cool guy."
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"I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did, about 20 times."
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"Good morning."
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"S'up, dudes? Silence!"
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"This is Architecture 101. I am Professor Mosby,"
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"but you can call me Ted."
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"Professor Mosby."
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"T-Dawg."
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"Do not call me T-Dawg."
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"Never take questions on the first day. It shows weakness."
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"Also, don't look right here."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Okay, good luck. Byesies."
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"OLDER TED: This was it, my crossroads moment."
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"What kind of professor was I gonna be?"
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"I had to decide."
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"Please save all your questions until the end of the lecture. Thank you!"
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"Now..."
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"OLDER TED: Professor Mosby had arrived."
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"Of course, if I had taken that girl's question,"
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"who, by the way, was not your mom. Your mom was sitting..."
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"Wait, let me finish this real quick."
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"Here's what that girl would have said."
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"I'm sorry to bother you, Professor Mosby, but this isn't Architecture 101."
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"This is Economics 305. You're in the wrong classroom."
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"OLDER TED: Yes, I was in the wrong classroom."
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"And thus began the most humiliating seven minutes of my life."
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"Here's your think-about-it for the day."
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"Every single person in this room is already an architect."
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"Architect?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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""We're just hanging out.""
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"Just hanging out?"
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"- Not good enough. - Not good enough!"
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"Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?"
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"Economics?"
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"(STUDENTS LAUGHING)"
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"Now, now... Don't laugh. He's not... He's not entirely wrong."
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"An architect must be economical in his use of space, so..."
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"Well done."
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"Looks like someone's building towards an A. Huh?"
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""We're seeing where things are going.""
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I'll tell you where things aren't going. Out of that bedroom."
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"- Not good enough. - Not good enough!"
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"You."
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"Why do you want to be an architect?"
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"I don't want to be an architect."
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"Yes. Yes, exactly."
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"It's not something you want to be. It's something you need to be."
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"You don't have a choice, right? None of you has a choice."
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"No questions!"
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""We're Barnman and Robin.""
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"Come on, you got to admit, that's kind of funny, Lily."
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"- Not good enough. - Not good enough!"
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"So if any of you"
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"have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life"
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"other than become an architect, you're wasting my time and yours."
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"There's the door. You can go."
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"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Don't all leave!"
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"Architecture's fun! Look! I brought a Hacky Sack!"
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"CALZONETTl: Sorry I'm late, everyone."
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"My name is Professor Calzonetti. This is Economics 305."
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"You may return to your seats."
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"Sorry, sir. This is Architecture 101."
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"Who invited their dad, right?"
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"Young man, for the last 28 years,"
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"Economics 305 has been taught right here in Building 14, Room 7."
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"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure 200 architecture students"
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"and their professor all got the room wrong."
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"T-Dawg, you're in the wrong room, bro."
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"Sorry. Coming through."
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"Excuse me. Coming through."
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"Twenty minutes late on your first day?"
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"- That's rough. - Yeah, but here's the funny thing."
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"By that point, I didn't have time to think"
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"about what kind of teacher I was going to be."
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"I just got up there and talked about architecture."
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"- And it was kind of great. - That's awesome, Ted."
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"- Congratulations, buddy. - Thanks."
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"ROBIN: Nice job, Ted. BARNEY: Hey, Ted, Door 5!"
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"- BARNEY: Were you there? - I got you, buddy."
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"They still haven't had the talk, huh?"
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"I think I know how to speed things up."
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"(ROBIN SIGHS)"
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"(BARNEY SNIFFING)"
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"Pancakes, fresh bacon. It is so yummy."
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"(EX CLAIMS) Dude, I'm starving. Let's..."
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"Let's just have the stupid talk."
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"- Come on. - (SIGHING) Fine."
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"But how do these things even work? What do we say?"
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"(LILY CLEARING THROAT)"
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""Where do you see this relationship going?""
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"Oh, my God, that sounds so cheesy."
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"- (LAUGHING) I know, right? - (LAUGHING) Totally."
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"But..."
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"Where do you see this relationship going?"
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"I don't know."
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"I mean, it's not like I don't like you."
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"I just haven't had a girlfriend for a long time."
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"- I hope that doesn't make you mad. - Mad?"
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"I feel the same way. I suck at relationships."
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"I know it's a cliché, but he really ruined me for other men."
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"OLDER TED: Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation,"
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"but I have to imagine Robin said something like that."
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"Maybe we should go back to being just friends."
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"Maybe."
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"But..."
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"- I don't want to stop having sex. - Oh, good. Me, neither."
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"We're not good at being friends. We're not good at being"
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"in a relationship. What are we good at?"
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"- I know something we're good at. - I don't know."
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"If we're gonna do it again, I'm gonna need some Gatorade..."
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