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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I have Mace, and I enjoy using it."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Marshall."
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"Knowing how important this is to me, do you think Lily would even consider..."
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"- And by the way, I would do all the work... - I will end your life."
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"Right."
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"Where'd Barney go? It's been over an hour."
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"You know, looking over the names on this list,"
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"He should really look at that in himself."
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"Okay. All done."
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"One hundred and ninety-nine down, one more to go."
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"Hey, you done with your drink?"
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"There's the stuff."
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"What the hell happened to you?"
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"So, there's this girl at my gym, Pauline."
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"She's been after me for some time."
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"- Why'd you wait until now? - She's not exactly my type."
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"You are gonna rip it up"
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"So, I was thinking about you and me,"
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"and if you're still interested..."
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"- Okay, blondie, time for Mama's cardio. - Sweet Mommy!"
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"Every inch of her tasted like roast beef and creatine."
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"But I did it."
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"Robin, do you have any concealer handy?"
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"I'd really like to cover up some bruises and razor burn."
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"(STUTTERS) Barney,"
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"- (SIGHING) I hate to break this to you, but... - What?"
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"Well, you did count Gaby Allan twice,"
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"but you also went from 138 to 138."
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"You used the same number twice."
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"Wait, so that means"
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"Pauline wasn't 199, Pauline was 200?"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"No! Hey, that was supposed to be Petra! Petra was supposed to be 200!"
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"Gorgeous, feminine, doesn't-wear-a-weight-belt-in-bed Petra!"
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"You should be proud."
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"You should be tested, but you should be proud."
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"Who cares if Pauline doesn't pose for bikini pictures in magazines?"
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"She's gonna be in next week's issue of Muscle Sexxy."
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"And, like many of the ladies in that magazine,"
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""Sexxy" has two X's and one Y."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"OLDER TED: And so, on my way to get a bagel,"
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"OLDER TED: If I hadn't done that, I would've walked right by the newsstand,"
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"cut down 77th and gotten to that corner a minute early."
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"I would've gotten the bagel, done some work,"
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"Here's why."
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"Back when Marshall first started working at Goliath National Bank..."
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"Hi."
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"Fran, I don't mean to bother you, but I have a big presentation tomorrow,"
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"- Could you help me with that? - Honey, this is the graphics department."
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"We can make as many graphs, as many charts, in as many colors,"
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"on as many kinds of paper as you want."
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"Oh, Fran."
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"Oh, Franny, Franny, Fran."
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"We are gonna have some fun."
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"I ranked the presidents in order of how dirty their names sound."
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"One, Johnson."
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"Two, Bush."
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"Three, Harding."
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"Four, Polk."
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"This circle represents "People Who Are Breaking My Heart,""
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"and this circle represents"
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""People Who Are Shaking My Confidence Daily.""
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"And where they overlap,"
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"Cecilia."
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"This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars."
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"And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies."
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"(SINGING)"
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"What's going on?"
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"- Enough with the charts. - And the graphs."
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"Really, any visual representation of data."
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"I'm not an idiot. Okay?"
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"I know how you guys feel about my charts and my graphs."
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"Let's take a look. Yes, it is true."
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"Since Cecilia, your interest in my charts has been steadily dropping."
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"But, based on recent trends, I have also made"
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"a projection chart!"
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"And look, huge spike in interest coming!"
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"And this isn't just some dead cat bounce."
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"to demonstrate how setting up a shell corporation in Bermuda"
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"could help minimize our second-quarter losses"
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"and save you all some jail time."
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"To begin with..."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Mosbius Designs. - What the hell happened to my charts?"
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"- We threw them away. - What?"
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"That's how an intervention works, Marshall."
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"You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash."
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"Come on, Ted! I need my charts, man!"
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"Just for today, and then I promise I will never ever use charts again."
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"I'm under a lot of pressure here. I need my charts, Jack!"
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"They're for work, you idiot! I'm giving a big presentation right now,"
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"and if I don't have those charts, I'm gonna get fired!"
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"Oh, crap. Okay, stay right there. I'll bring them to you."
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"Hurry up! I'll try to think of a way to stall them."
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"(CLEARING THROAT) Hi. Okay."
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"I'm sorry, but there's been a little delay with the charts."
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"But we will get started in just a minute."
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"Fish are weird, right?"
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"I mean, what's up with fish?"
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"Oh! Excuse me, Milt. I think those are my charts."
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"On my blanket?"
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"That's also my blanket. We'll get to that later."
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"- But I really need these charts. - Oh good, 'cause they're for sale."
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"Fine, how much?"
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"One million dollars."
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"- I'll give you five bucks. - A million dollars."
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"No one's gonna pay a million dollars for these charts."
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"One million dollars."
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"Okay, Milt, you win."
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"Urinating..."
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"The problem is, the ATM..."
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"The alien time machine."
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"The alien time machine has a withdrawal limit."
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"So, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you one dollar a day,"
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"That's..."
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"- That's 2,700 years. - Yeah."
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"Deal!"
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"Sucker."
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