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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I'm sorry, is there a land bass I don't know about?"
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"Let's get started."
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"OLDER TED: And so, if I hadn't bought those charts back for Marshall,"
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"I wouldn't have had to cut down 77th to give Milt his daily dollar"
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"OLDER TED: So, there you have it, kids."
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"There's a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen."
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"and how grateful I'd be to get there,"
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"well, I probably would've done something"
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"like this."
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"OLDER TED: The next day, Uncle Barney finally confronted Matthew Panning,"
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"the stud of Port Richmond Middle School."
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"So, Barney, great to hear from you after all this time."
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"- What's been going on? - I've had sex with 200 women."
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"Oh God! That's way too many."
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"I mean, that's just gross."
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"Have you sought counseling for I win-you lose?"
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"Yeah, suddenly those 100 girls you nailed in the seventh grade"
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"aren't so impressive."
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"A hundred girls? Is that what this is about?"
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"- Barney, I lied. - Sure you did."
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"I was 12. Of course I was lying."
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"I didn't have a pet Ewok, either."
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"Sure you didn't."
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"Your whole adult life has been built around"
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"something I lied about when I was 12?"
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"Look, I gotta go pick my kids up at school."
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"It sounds like you got a lot of problems."
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"Good luck, I guess."
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"(MOCKING MATTHEW)"
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"Now what?"
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"A cowboy hat?"
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"A two-story Stetson with outdoor dining on the brim."
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"- That's a little cheesy, don't you think? - Yeah."
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"(STUTTERING)"
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"Hero."
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"at the Women's Pumping Iron Classic in Sarasota this fall."
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"and it would really help if I could get, like, some charts and graphs made up."
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"I'm gonna give you one million dollars."
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"Okay."
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"MILT: Thank you."
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"Hey, hey, glad girls only want to get you high"
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"And, as a result, my life would never be the same."
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"Jealous?"
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"Go to weather, you idiot."
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"Okay, 200."
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"My God, you're doing charts at work?"
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"And they're all right And they're all right"
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"Hey, hey, glad girls only want to get you high"
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"especially when you consider how easy it would have been not to end up there."
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"Why did you tell me that?"
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"of one-handed pitcher, that's right, pitcher, Jim Abbott."
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"Hey, hey, glad girls only want to get you high"
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"And they're all right And they're all right"
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"And they're all right And they're all right"
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"Glad girls only want to get you high"
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