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Clips from The Simpsons - Thanksgiving of Horror (S31E31)

"Look what it did to my arm."
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"Arm wedgie! (shouts)"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"The bioethical protocols of first contact"
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"Haw-haw."
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"(gasps) Of course."
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"Jelly's made of gelatin, which comes from bones,"
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"Pass the yams and carve the turkey."
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"Gobble, gobble, don't be jerky."
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"Doesn't that thing know the skin's the best part?"
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"(all panting)"
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"MARTIN: It's Martin. Let me in."
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"I've hacked into an escape pod."
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"(all gasping)"
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"What are you doing? We're trapped."
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"Behold, the perfect can for the perfect organism."
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"I admire its purity, its lack of messy humanity."
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"is unencumbered by the petty morality of a dying species."
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"I giveth my body to become one with the ideal..."
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"(moaning)"
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"I think it's just scared."
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"Hey, little guy. It's okay."
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"Everything's gonna be okay..."
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"This wasn't my plan! (grunting)"
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"We need to lure it into the air lock."
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"Hey, Oscar the Glop,"
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"we're gonna shoot your precious trash can"
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"-We're safe. -Look, over there."
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"(relieved sighs)"
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"(roars)"
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"Leftovers!"
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"Blarg, blarg, blarg."
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"ALL: Blarg. Blarg."
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"Mmm. Children's bones."
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"finally found peace, not in eating others,"
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"but in having others eat it."
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"It seems all it really wanted was to be a side dish."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"what with the grim specter of everything,"
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"So this year"
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"(gasps)"
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"Well, what do we haveth hither?"
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"with fire."
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"(shouts)"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"(both gobbling)"
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"Those satanic butterballs will pay for this."
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"That's a dead end."
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"Chillingly plausible."
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"(shouting indistinctly)"
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"They were just midnight pork chops."
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"Okay, enough. Get rid of her."
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"(sighs)"
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"Okay, okay. Step two."
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"While they're eating my meal, I get some feet on the ground."
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"(shouts)"
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"Quick, sweetie, carry Mommy to that box in the closet."
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"(gasps)"
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"love you, love you, love you,"
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""Earth's last tomato seeds.""
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"Cranberry sauce. Huh, now we're talking."
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"(beeping)"
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"But if you attempt to replicate biological material, y..."
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"so the creature's gonna feed wherever the most bones are."
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"(all whimpering)"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"It's gonna eat all our skellies!"
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"Milhouse's plan is working. It's distracted."
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"where the sun does shine: outer space."
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"(shrieking)"
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"-Homer! -Mom!"
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"(shouts)"
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"Now to create some Axe body spray."
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"Humanity's Hope."
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"(both screaming)"
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"(grunting shakily)"
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"to contain all the frights and chills."
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"(sighs)"
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"(sparking)"
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"(gobbles)"
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"(gunshot)"
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"Ooh, you two have gotten into the Thanksgiving spirit."
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"(roars)"
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"(screaming)"
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"The scarecrow."
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"Okay, I can see you're gonna need some time"
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"(grunts)"
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"Hello. What do we have here?"
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"The "monster" probably only lashed out"
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"We can't hide in this closet forever."
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"(screaming)"
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"So, this is our new planet."
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"(moans) We made it."
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"-(screaming) -(gurgling)"
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"I must cleanse the town..."
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"-(crows cawing) -(Eddie and Lou scream)"
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"(snorts, growls)"
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"Thought thou could killeth me, didth thou-th?"
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"(whirring)"
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"BOTH (sighing): Oh, yeah."
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"(gasps) That bitch."
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"(gasps) To Etsy."
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"Skip ad."
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"clearly state that..."
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"-(banging on door) -(shouts)"
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"The jelly built itself a can."
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"You know what?"
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"(screaming)"
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"(shouting)"
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"Thanks. I needed that."
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