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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"For the sake of the story, let's call her..."
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"It was magical."
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"There is no way she is above the line"
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"A girl is allowed to be crazy"
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"as long as she is equally hot."
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"I should give her a call."
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"Okay. We'll see."
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"Crazy-generous maybe, buying us drinks."
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"Kids, to understand this story, you need to know"
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"He was, uh... let's say, eating a sandwich."
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"Look, there's nothing going on between me and Ted."
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"What?"
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"Ted."
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"Be totally silent for the next five minutes."
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"Uh, this is my deaf brother, Edward."
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"And even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,"
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"Um, that story actually goes a little bit differently."
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"But it's not a big deal."
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"that only happens in the movies."
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"and dangerously close to the Shelly Gilespie Zone."
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"This is a pinot noir. From Europe."
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"You know?"
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"she still remembered room 110."
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"...I will."
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"Lily... come on."
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"That wasn't me."
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"'Cause that sounds wrong, Bro-da."
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"but to be more accurate, you probably can't."
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"Go get 'em, tiger."
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"I don't think you need to be."
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"But, you know, that magical story"
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"I guess I made a mistake."
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"I know, right?"
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"Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow."
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"I can't believe I used to be able to eat"
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"Oh, God, what was her name?"
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"it's been 23 years,"
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"I can't remember all this stuff."
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"Everyone, this is Blahblah."
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"Please, call me Blah."
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"So, Blah, how did you two meet?"
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"Well, I was taking this cooking class,"
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"French Fusion, and everyone already had a partner,"
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"but then I looked up and across a crowded room,"
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"I saw Ted."
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"It was so magical."
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"Except it wasn't."
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"She's going to tell some bogus story about a cooking class"
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"because she's embarrassed we met online."
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"- Ai Chihuahua! - What?"
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"What? There's no stigma anymore."
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"Oh, there's a stigma."
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"That's why people always say, "There's no stigma anymore.""
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"So, she's hot?"
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"Oh, she's gorgeous."
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"Then she's crazy."
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"No, she's not."
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"Ted, the only hot girls that troll the Internet"
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"for dudes are crazy, hookers, or dudes."
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"Okay, she's not crazy."
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"She's not a hooker. She's not a dude."
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"There's this guy I pass on my way to work every day"
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"who's all three-- scares the crap out of me."
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"on the Hot/Crazy scale."
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"She's not even on the Hot/Crazy scale."
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"She's just hot."
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"Wait."Hot/Crazy scale"?"
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"Let me illustrate."
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"Thus, if she's this crazy, she has to be this hot."
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"If she's this crazy, she has to be this hot."
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"You want a girl to be above this line,"
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"also known as the Vickie Mendoza Diagonal."
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"This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line."
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"She'd shave her head, then lose ten pounds."
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"She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job."
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"Okay, so please,"
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"just play along with her fake story."
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"We met in a cooking class."
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"I don't know, Ted."
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"I don't know if I can just play along"
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"with your crazy girlfriend's fake story."
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"Now, if you had said fake breasts..."
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"She's not crazy."
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"Long story short, thank goodness I'm such a bad cook,"
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"or I never would have met Ted."
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"Oh, crazy how cute that is."
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"It's crazy."
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"You know who else has a really cute story of how they met?"
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"Marshal and Lily."
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"You guys should tell that story, right now."
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"Yeah."
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"All right. But spoiler alert."
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"It ends with everyone saying, "Aw!""
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"Aw."
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"Starts with it, too."
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"When you've been a couple as long as Marshal and Lily,"
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"telling the how-we-met story becomes a choreographed dance."
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"It was late August, 1996."
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"Lily and I were both freshman moving into..."
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"- Hewitt Hall. - Hewitt Hall."
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"And she needed some help setting up her stereo."
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"For some unknown reason, I felt drawn to room 110."
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"As if she knew"
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"that someone very special was behind that door."
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"And as fate would have it that someone was Marshall."
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"- It was love at first sight. - It was love at first sight."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Aw..."
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"I know, right?"
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"Now, they perfected that story over hundreds of tellings."
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"The first time Marshall told it to me,"
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"it was a little different."
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"Dude, this black-haired Goth chick stopped by today."
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"Want to tap it."
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"You guys are so lucky."
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"You know, when Ted and I were cooking"
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"and our hands touched for the first time,"
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"I knew right then that after class"
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"he would take me up on the roof, kiss me and give me a rose."
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"Which he did!"
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