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Clips from Batman - Fine Feathered Finks (S01E01)

"[clamor]"
Batman
"And in Wayne Manor"
Batman
"[speaking in French]"
Batman
"Warden, you didn't forget the tape?"
Batman
"Let's find out if anyone's opened an umbrella factory"
Batman
"[laughs]"
Batman
"You've done it again."
Batman
"Right. Only it's not a spider."
Batman
"- I hope so, Mr. Bird. - Mm-hmm."
Batman
"But whoever he is, one thing is certain."
Batman
"[intense music]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"(male narrator) Just before 9 o' clock"
Batman
"on a bright sunny morning in Gotham City."
Batman
"The city seems to be carefree and serene, doesn't it?"
Batman
"But let's keep our eyes on these little rascals."
Batman
"Alright folks, listen on. Hurry, hurry."
Batman
"Here you are. Free umbrellas. Win yourself a prize."
Batman
"Win yourself a prize on the inside."
Batman
"These umbrellas are free."
Batman
"You can't win a prize without an umbrella."
Batman
"Hurry folks, hurry."
Batman
"That's strange, everyone carrying umbrellas."
Batman
"The weather report didn't mention rain."
Batman
"Who cares, Jenkins? It looks like a smash."
Batman
"Wait until they open them umbrellas."
Batman
"They say there are prizes for lucky umbrellas."
Batman
"I smell a hoax, Jenkins."
Batman
"Devilish. Sinister."
Batman
"[screaming]"
Batman
"[clamor]"
Batman
"Police! Help! Police! Help! Police!"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"A trick umbrella."
Batman
"As sure as a fingerprint."
Batman
"The mark of the Penguin."
Batman
"Correct, Chief O'Hara. The Penguin."
Batman
"That pompous, waddling master of foul play."
Batman
"A criminal maestro of a thousand ubiquitous umbrellas."
Batman
"But I thought he was still up the river, commissioner."
Batman
"So did I."
Batman
"Until I checked with the penitentiary."
Batman
"The Penguin was released three days ago."
Batman
"Any volunteers, men?"
Batman
"Anyone think he's smart enough to net the Penguin?"
Batman
"Oh, commissioner, I speak for us all."
Batman
"There's but one man living"
Batman
"who can throw the net over that cagey bird."
Batman
"Thank you, Chief O'Hara. I admire your honesty."
Batman
"And I make it unanimous."
Batman
"Whoever he may be behind that mask of his"
Batman
"our only hope is the caped crusader."
Batman
"stately home of millionaire Bruce Wayne"
Batman
"and his youthful ward Dick Grayson"
Batman
"Alfred the faithful butler responds to the hotline."
Batman
"I'll summon him, sir."
Batman
"Oh, heck. What's the use of learning French anyway?"
Batman
"Dick, I'm surprised at you."
Batman
"Language is the key to world peace."
Batman
"If we all spoke each others' tongues"
Batman
"perhaps the scourge of war would be ended forever."
Batman
"Gosh, Bruce, yes. I'll get these darn verbs if they kill me."
Batman
"Excuse me, sir. It's the bat-phone, sir."
Batman
"Yes, Alfred."
Batman
"Ooh, boy. Let's go."
Batman
"Mercy me, Dick Grayson."
Batman
"Where are you going in such an almighty hurry?"
Batman
"'Gosh, Aunt Harriet, we just heard'"
Batman
"'the bass are biting again in White's pond.'"
Batman
"See ya later, Aunt Harriet."
Batman
"What can I do, Aunt Harriet?"
Batman
"You know how your nephew is about fishing."
Batman
"That's funny."
Batman
"Heard the bass are biting? Heard from whom?"
Batman
"I cannot tell a lie, madam."
Batman
"It was myself who imparted the information."
Batman
"Yes, commissioner?"
Batman
"Brace yourself for a shock. It's the Penguin."
Batman
"We'll be right there."
Batman
"To the bat-poles."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪♪"
Batman
"[engine revving]"
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"Strange."
Batman
"The umbrellas all went mad"
Batman
"creating the perfect cover for a holdup."
Batman
"And yet there was no holdup, right?"
Batman
"Right as rain, Batman."
Batman
"The Penguin had everything set up and then didn't strike."
Batman
"The old one-two."
Batman
"Beg pardon, Boy Wonder?"
Batman
"Bam! A feint at the jewelry store."
Batman
"To set us up for the real knockout later on. Zowie!"
Batman
"Robin could be right."
Batman
"Then again.."
Batman
"I wonder if this whole affair might just have been"
Batman
"'a harmless practical joke.'"
Batman
"A joke, Batman?"
Batman
"I have great faith in our prison system, commissioner."
Batman
"Perhaps the Penguin's spell up the river has made him reform."
Batman
"You're dreaming, Batman."
Batman
"It'll be a sad day for corkscrews"
Batman
"'when that crooked bird goes straight.'"
Batman
"Still. I'd like to know what his state of mind was"
Batman
"when he left prison."
Batman
"Bonnie, send in Warden Crichton, will you?"
Batman
"Warden Crichton? Of state prison? Here?"
Batman
"I anticipated your question, Batman."
Batman
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