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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Weatherman (S04E04)

There.

"There."

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There we go, Larry.

"There we go, Larry."

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Now, why didn't you tell me that you're allergic?

"Now, why didn't you tell me that you're allergic?"

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Go... aah.

"Go... aah."

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for my uncle Leo's testimonial.

"for my uncle Leo's testimonial."

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You know, I mean, sometimes he's feeling like he could do it,

"You know, I mean, sometimes he's feeling like he could do it,"

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I'm just concerned that if I roll it up,

"I'm just concerned that if I roll it up,"

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You see how it kind of clings to the wrist now?

"You see how it kind of clings to the wrist now?"

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A sock snaps back.

"A sock snaps back."

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You can wear a sock, 500 times with no problem.

"You can wear a sock, 500 times with no problem."

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If you're that concerned about it,

"If you're that concerned about it,"

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why don't you just take it off your body,

"why don't you just take it off your body,"

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Oh, okay.

"Oh, okay."

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Sorry, excuse me, uh, Mr. sherman is on the phone.

"Sorry, excuse me, uh, Mr. sherman is on the phone."

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Well, just talk to him, I'm with a patient right now.

"Well, just talk to him, I'm with a patient right now."

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we're just gonna roll this right up right now

"we're just gonna roll this right up right now"

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because I haven't got the time.

"because I haven't got the time."

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I have people in the waiting room,

"I have people in the waiting room,"

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Five minutes you're gonna feel fine.

"Five minutes you're gonna feel fine."

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Line one.

"Line one."

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Yeah, but it's the good hodgkin's.

"Yeah, but it's the good hodgkin's."

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Hey, pop.

"Hey, pop."

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It's not really about her, it's about me.

"It's not really about her, it's about me."

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I pee sitting down.

"I pee sitting down."

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How long you been doing that?

"How long you been doing that?"

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Well, it started because I was getting up to go at night sometimes,

"Well, it started because I was getting up to go at night sometimes,"

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and, uh, I didn't feel like putting the light on,

"and, uh, I didn't feel like putting the light on,"

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Comfortable with... A man doesn't do that.

"Comfortable with... A man doesn't do that."

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I like to sit down, and I don't want to wind up in the toilet,

"I like to sit down, and I don't want to wind up in the toilet,"

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because you're keeping the seat up.

"because you're keeping the seat up."

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Do you want me to get those glaucoma drops

"Do you want me to get those glaucoma drops"

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because of the funkhouser testimonial,

"because of the funkhouser testimonial,"

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and, uh, Ted Danson will be there with Mary.

"and, uh, Ted Danson will be there with Mary."

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I like dogs, I'm very happy to do it.

"I like dogs, I'm very happy to do it."

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No matter where I sit at these dinner parties,

"No matter where I sit at these dinner parties,"

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is more interesting and entertaining than the one I've having.

"is more interesting and entertaining than the one I've having."

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Except when you're sitting next to me.

"Except when you're sitting next to me."

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No, it still feels that way.

"No, it still feels that way."

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I can't believe he already sent me a bill.

"I can't believe he already sent me a bill."

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Boy, that was fast.

"Boy, that was fast."

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This is great.

"This is great."

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He loves Marty.

"He loves Marty."

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I like talking through a translator.

"I like talking through a translator."

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What's with the bare feet?

"What's with the bare feet?"

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

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Can he try it on?

"Can he try it on?"

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Uh, you know what?

"Uh, you know what?"

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But that doesn't mean I need him to try on my glass,

"But that doesn't mean I need him to try on my glass,"

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Out of nowhere just grabbed for your glasses?

"Out of nowhere just grabbed for your glasses?"

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They'll be under the table.

"They'll be under the table."

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Instead of all these funkhousers.

"Instead of all these funkhousers."

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Who's a good boy, yeah, he's a good boy,

"Who's a good boy, yeah, he's a good boy,"

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Very good.

"Very good."

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Hi, Sammi.

"Hi, Sammi."

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Denta friend, no.

"Denta friend, no."

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that would really get rid of your plaque.

"that would really get rid of your plaque."

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What are you talking about, get rid of my plaque?

"What are you talking about, get rid of my plaque?"

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( Speaking Russian )

"( Speaking Russian )"

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Number two, she shouldn't be talking about it.

"Number two, she shouldn't be talking about it."

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There is no patient/hygienist confidentiality.

"There is no patient/hygienist confidentiality."

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You're so wrong, there is so.

"You're so wrong, there is so."

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And I don't have any plaque by the way.

"And I don't have any plaque by the way."

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Any time you want.

"Any time you want."

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By the way, that tip,

"By the way, that tip,"

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The best tip I ever got.

"The best tip I ever got."

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Weatherman gave you a good golf tip?

"Weatherman gave you a good golf tip?"

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Really? What is it?

"Really? What is it?"

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Now, instead of bringing your hands back like this.

"Now, instead of bringing your hands back like this."

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Oh, it's disgusting.

"Oh, it's disgusting."

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the dentist took it for insurance purposes.

"the dentist took it for insurance purposes."

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You know what? I think we're gonna leave.

"You know what? I think we're gonna leave."

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Crown, I was getting a crown, that's all, and...

"Crown, I was getting a crown, that's all, and..."

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It is disgusting, believe me, I think we're gonna leave.

"It is disgusting, believe me, I think we're gonna leave."

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It's okay, you're gonna be okay.

"It's okay, you're gonna be okay."

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It's not that hard.

"It's not that hard."

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One word, closet, how about that?

"One word, closet, how about that?"

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What?

"What?"

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I am never gonna eat at their house again.

"I am never gonna eat at their house again."

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better find something else to do.

"better find something else to do."

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We don't know for sure.

"We don't know for sure."

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No, she's having a tough, tough night,

"No, she's having a tough, tough night,"

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( Splashing sounds )

"( Splashing sounds )"

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Aaah!

"Aaah!"

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Oh, I'm sorry.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

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What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

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My back, oh.

"My back, oh."

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Well, sometimes they're wrong, Larry.

"Well, sometimes they're wrong, Larry."

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He's a very slick weatherman.

"He's a very slick weatherman."

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Sounds like you're really on to something.

"Sounds like you're really on to something."

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It's wide open, man, hardly anybody out there.

"It's wide open, man, hardly anybody out there."

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that weather forecast.

"that weather forecast."

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Yeah, okay, nice to see you.

"Yeah, okay, nice to see you."

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Too bad for me... Too bad for me.

"Too bad for me... Too bad for me."

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That's ridiculous?

"That's ridiculous?"

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That's ridiculous, Larry, come on.

"That's ridiculous, Larry, come on."

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And you know what?

"And you know what?"

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And you're gonna say,

"And you're gonna say,"

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I'm not a weatherman, I'm a meteorologist.

"I'm not a weatherman, I'm a meteorologist."

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Oh, excuse me, doctor.

"Oh, excuse me, doctor."

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Uh, Larry?

"Uh, Larry?"

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There's a low pressure system sitting out over the coast.

"There's a low pressure system sitting out over the coast."

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comi out of your mouth, my friend.

"comi out of your mouth, my friend."

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You are busted, buddy.

"You are busted, buddy."

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Yeah, Dr. funkhouser,

"Yeah, Dr. funkhouser,"

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I'd appreciate it next time in the office,

"I'd appreciate it next time in the office,"

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It's not clinging to the wrist the way it's supposed to.

"It's not clinging to the wrist the way it's supposed to."

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And, hey, one more thing, okay.

"And, hey, one more thing, okay."

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From now on, don't take any pictures of my mouth.

"From now on, don't take any pictures of my mouth."

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and you traumatized a little girl!

"and you traumatized a little girl!"

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What?

"What?"

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the barn's on fire, the barn's on fire.

"the barn's on fire, the barn's on fire."

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I'm turning you in, weatherman.

"I'm turning you in, weatherman."

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Fell in the toilet.

"Fell in the toilet."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Yeah, I hurt my back, yeah.

"Yeah, I hurt my back, yeah."

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Hey, you know, something's that good that I ran into you,

"Hey, you know, something's that good that I ran into you,"

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What?

"What?"

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I know you offered to take care of her, but, uh,

"I know you offered to take care of her, but, uh,"

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It's a small dog, wouldn't be much point any way.

"It's a small dog, wouldn't be much point any way."

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I like dogs.

"I like dogs."

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