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Clips from The Muppets

"Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh."
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"That's a maniacal laugh moment."
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"with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope!"
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"the continuing story of..."
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"Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service?"
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"But don't worry. We'll be fine."
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"Wait. Kermit, don't say another word."
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"Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater."
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"Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us."
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"- So would. - OK. Well, let's clean this place up!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Well, all right!"
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"- Hey, Animal! - Yeah?"
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"Look what I found!"
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"He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello?"
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"Sure. Sure, I understand."
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"Say hello to the little friend."
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"Wow! Great job, everybody!"
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"Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night,"
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"and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers,"
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"I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me."
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"I don't know, sweetheart, he seems pretty happy."
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"- Like that. - Oh, OK."
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"Now you."
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"Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours."
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"and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back."
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"OK. Just... don't forget about me."
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"Never."
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"that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you."
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"- Oh, well... - And welcome aboard."
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"Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot."
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""Welcome aboard"?"
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"I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling."
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"We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time,"
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"and I really don't wanna go back to Reno."
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"Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine."
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"Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know?"
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"Same old team, all pulling together."
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"I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit."
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"Good night, Fozzie."
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"I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn'em."
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"Hold it right there, sausage snout!"
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"Well, look what the cat dragged in."
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"I don't think so... sister?"
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"Who you calling sister, sister?"
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"Hiya!"
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"Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back!"
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"Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash?"
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"All right, all right, don't crowd me!"
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"I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them."
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"And, besides, when this show's done,"
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"I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris."
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"OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody!"
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"Oh, good morning, Veronica."
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"Oooh!"
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"There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know?"
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"Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world?"
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"Mos-cow!"
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"Ha."
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"We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums!"
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"- Sorry, Animal. - No drums! No drums!"
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"- Jack Black said no drums! - Animal, heel! Sit!"
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"- Hey, Walter? - Oh. Yes, Kermit?"
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"You think you might wanna help us out here?"
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"Maybe do something in the show?"
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"Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me,"
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"but I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented..."
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"doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself,"
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"OK, Kermit. I'll try."
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"Welcome. How many in your party? Two?"
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"Uh... No, just the one."
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"# No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun"
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"# I'm having a me party A party by myself"
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"# There's no one at this party that I don't already know"
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"# I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you"
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"# Haven't you heard? One is the new two"
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"# I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss"
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"# I'm the last one on the dance floor"
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"# I'm having a me party I'm such good company"
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"Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?"
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"Oh... no."
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"No, it's just me. Party of one."
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"Order up!"
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"- OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. - Hey, Scooter? What's left?"
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"- Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy."
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"- Miss Piggy? - Hm?"
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"and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so..."
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"Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't."
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"No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner."
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"Hola."
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"OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up."
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"Let's try that lift again, shall we?"
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"The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK?"
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"Good grief."
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"Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere!"
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"So nice to see you, Veronica."
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"Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?"
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"You?"
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"No. Kermit, listen."
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"Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,"
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"I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back!"
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"that theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion..."
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"...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio."
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"Hmmm."
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"Well, you could've just said that."
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"- Contract. - Contract."
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"according to this contract,"
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"...back."
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"The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world."
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"Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine."
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"- Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets!"
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"The world has moved on, and no one cares about"
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"singin'-and-dancin' act anymore! You're dead!"
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"Now, get out of my office."
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"You said you were gonna talk to the man!"
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"and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host,"
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"we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit?"
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"Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie."
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"I couldn't get us a celebrity host."
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"- Oh, no! - What?"
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