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Clips from The Muppets

"Kermit?"
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"All right, listen up, you freaks!"
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"I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV."
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"All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary."
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"Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on."
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"Let's move!"
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"Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo."
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"and then I walked back here... independently."
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"You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones."
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"Thanks, sweetie."
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"Listen, Gary."
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"I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight."
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"That's just fine. That's... that's perfect."
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"I'm going to go for a walk."
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"- Walter, hey. - Gary."
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"Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent."
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"For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show."
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"I... I could be a Muppet."
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"Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent."
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"Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something,"
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"I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something,"
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"and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me."
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"Gary, I'd love to help you out,"
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"Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets."
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"No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here"
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"was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner"
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"because it's our tenth anniversary, and then..."
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"This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to..."
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"- Mary? Mary! - Wait."
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"Gary, I need you."
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"- Masks on! - Except for moi."
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"- No maskin'? - No maskin'."
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"Now!"
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"Gary, I've gone home."
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"or a Muppet?"
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"# I reflect on my reflection"
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"# And I ask myself the question"
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"# If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet"
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"# If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man"
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"# I look into these eyes"
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"# It's time for me to decide"
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"# Am I a man"
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"# If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet #"
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"- # Very manly Muppet - # Am I a Muppet?"
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"- # Muppet - # Or am I a man?"
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"# Am I a man?"
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"# I'm always running out of time"
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"# I think I made up my mind"
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"♫ I'm a Muppet-y man"
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"- Oh, Gary. - Mary."
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"# That's what I am #"
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"Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!"
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"Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?"
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"You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!"
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"But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,"
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"- or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!"
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"Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now,"
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"these guys are counting on you. You inspire them."
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"- What, to kidnap people? - To work together."
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"- To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed"
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"And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on."
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"All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?"
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"- Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde."
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"Halt! Point left!"
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"Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala,"
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"- with special guest, Jack Black. - Oh! He's pretty good."
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"- We're going to phase two. - Yes, Mr. Richman."
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"So do you think we're working for the bad guy?"
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"Where did you learn to drive?"
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"Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine."
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"In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first?"
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"- Come on, come on, come on! - No..."
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"- OK, first we have the opening theme. - Of course. Yeah."
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"- Veronica... - Where's the audience?"
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"- Just a second. Scooter! - Yeah, chief?"
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"Don't worry. We'll think of something!"
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"You better."
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"Jack Black."
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"Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look!"
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"- We'll see you out there! Good luck! - Stop cleaning me!"
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"All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog."
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"It's The Muppet Telethon,"
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"with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay!"
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"# It's time to light the lights"
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"# It's time to put on makeup"
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"# It's time to dress up right"
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"# It's time to get things started"
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"# Why don't you get things started?"
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"Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?"
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"Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you,"
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"with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!"
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"Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!"
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"Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,"
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"so if you'd like to come down and see the show live..."
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"Poor Walter."
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"Maybe we should go back."
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"I just sang a whole song about it."
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"I wanna stay here with you."
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"Please, make this end! Please!"
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"Hello?"
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"- Say yes! - Yes! We will take that money!"
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"- Help! - OK, thank you, Gonzo."
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"Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with"
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"Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night."
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"The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka!"
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"You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it."
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"Make it stop!"
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"Deadly! Bring the car!"
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter."
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"You ready?"
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"No. Yes, yes, yes..."
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"Selena Gomez? And... hi there."
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"Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here,"
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"- That's great. - Are you one of the"
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"Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help."
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"to the show. Introducing Walter."
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"That's not good."
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