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Clips from The Muppets

"I can't believe we had that in the budget."
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"the person you should be most angry at is you."
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"How have you been feeling? Any more control issues?"
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"- Good. - Psst. Animal!"
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"Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second."
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"- Animal drum? - Yes!"
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"- Please, sir. - Drum! Drum, drum!"
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"- In control. - Good."
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"- It's his trigger word. - His trigger word?"
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"It's my trigger word, too."
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"Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday."
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"Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!"
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"- Let's go, Animal. - Bye-bye!"
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"Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up"
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"the rest of the Muppets using a montage?"
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"We greatly appreciate your financial support."
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"Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference."
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"Three, two, one."
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"Even all you guys who weren't in the montage!"
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"Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage?"
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"- OK. - Good."
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"Classic."
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"Anyhow, looks like we got everybody,"
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"so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars."
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"- Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here."
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"Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right?"
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"OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy!"
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"Oh! Well, then we drive to France."
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"- You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far."
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"Then maybe we should travel by map!"
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"To Paris!"
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"Paris! Paris!"
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"Yeah. They must be very tall here."
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"Yeah, very nice."
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"Uh... Hi there. Excuse me."
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"Miss? Pardon me, ma'am?"
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"Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent."
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"- Is it urgent? - Very. Yes."
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"Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in..."
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"That's like six months from now!"
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"That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September."
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"She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy."
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"You can't just pop in without an appointment."
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"- Close the door on your way out. - Thanks a lot."
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"Oh, OK."
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"Um..."
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"Decisions, decisions."
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"Mademoiselle Cochonnet?"
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"- Can't you see I'm busy? - Of course."
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"There's a... man here to see you."
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"He does have an appointment."
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"An appointment? That's weird."
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"Right away. Sorry."
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"- Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot."
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"Hello."
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"That looked expensive."
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"- You look familiar. - So do you!"
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"Please, have a seat."
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"- No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa!"
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"Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down!"
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"Ohh!"
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"I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man."
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"Kermit?"
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"Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm!"
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"Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back!"
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"I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once!"
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"- OK. - No, no, wait, wait!"
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"In danger? Our studios? Kermit!"
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"Alone."
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"Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret."
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"No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest."
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"You never intended to marry me."
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"Not even after I built us a house"
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"where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together."
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"Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things?"
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"I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?"
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"Look, this is not about you and me."
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"It's never about you and me, is it?"
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"I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here."
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"Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced."
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"Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy?"
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"She's not coming, Fozzie."
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"We can't do this without Miss Piggy."
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"We'll be fine, Fozzie."
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"We'll just have to come up with something else."
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"Kermie."
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"But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy?"
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"Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?"
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"- Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy. - Come on, everybody."
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"Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?"
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"- No. - No."
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"Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful!"
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"That means no."
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"Listen, Kermit, I like you."
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"I remember you guys from when I was a kid."
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"So I'm gonna shoot straight."
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"You guys aren't famous anymore."
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"I wish she'd shot a little more curvy."
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"Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up."
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"This circle represents everything that's currently popular."
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"And this tiny speck is you guys."
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"Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher."
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"- Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher!"
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"- Finish him! - It's my favorite."
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"I just thought I could make a difference."
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"Before I go, I'd just like to say something."
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"I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you..."
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"Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production."
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"It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America."
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"What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole"
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"in the schedule coming up in two days?"
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"- All right! - Oh, yes!"
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"OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets."
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"OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!"
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"- I don't see it. - Just a little lower!"
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"on the Muppet property."
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"- The Muppets got back together? - Remember?"
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"- Mostly his fault. - No matter."
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"Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be"
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"Some of'em literally. Because those ones have tails."
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