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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Surprise Party (S01E01)

"Oh, never in the history of surprises"
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"has one been so delightfully blindsided."
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"- Darling... - Oh..."
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"Okay, who told her?"
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"- Oh, hi. - So your party's a big success."
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"Congratulations."
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"- Yeah, thank you. - Your mom sure seemed surprised."
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"Yeah, my mom was... Very surprised."
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"And you got your cake."
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"Yeah, so... I need to apologize for my behavior earlier."
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"I think it's just that this whole-"
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"it's that lady time, huh?"
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"- Friend thing... - Oh."
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"Is proving to be a bit tricky"
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"and I think that in building that barrier up,"
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"I may have... built it a little high."
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"Okay. Um... well, if the barrier's come down,"
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"can two friends dance? Is that okay?"
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"- Right. - After I've had a few..."
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"Uh-huh."
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"But um... I can make an exception."
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"Um... you look really... Amazing."
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"Well, I didn't wanna be the only one not wearing a suit."
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"Um, did you have to kill a man to get it, or... ?"
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"It took me a couple to find one in my size."
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"But um... you clean up well."
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"Ugh! Barely."
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"I wore this thing to prom like a thousand years ago,"
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"but... it did bring me some luck that night,"
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"so I wore it here tonight."
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"So um... where is Ted?"
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"Do you wanna dance?"
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"Alexis!"
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"- Ted?! - Hey!"
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"What're you doing here?"
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"Well, I had someone take my last seminar."
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"I didn't wanna miss this."
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"- Hey, man. - Hey."
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"Come on, let's dance."
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"Great suit, bud."
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"But please don't ever do it again."
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"Well, the surprise was on me"
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"'cause this town cleaned itself up pretty well."
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"What?"
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"- Hi! - Hey."
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"- She'd have to say yes, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"You see, I... I could tell her about it myself,"
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"Um... which I'm not."
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"They'll all be dressed up and um..."
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"looked like a deer caught in the headlights."
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"So, David, you and I... We're gonna help her."
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"Oh... you're planning a birthday thing..."
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"No, apparently not."
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"What?! There's no fundraiser?!"
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"You're just here to celebrate me?"
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"Yes... I do."
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"Killed somebody for it."
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"Oh, I love my party, John."
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"I won't tell her, so don't worry about it."
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"- I don't know what you mean? - For Jocelyn's big shindig."
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"You go into a jewellery store, you're gonna spend thousands."
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"Oh my God, I raised a thief. Go wait in the car!"
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"Me too."
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"Um... he is at um..."
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"Um... I actually agree with David."
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"Nine ninety-nine."
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"Yeah! It's a gas station."
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