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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"How does any of this help me?"
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"Can somebody, for god's sakes,"
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"Please give me one piece of useful advice?"
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"Lily, control your woman."
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"The lesson of blauman is that when your boss"
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"Screams at you, you never scream back."
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"That's why there's a little thing in corporate america"
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"I like to call the chain of screaming."
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"- Chain of screaming? -yes."
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"Arthur's boss's boss screams at arthur's boss."
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"Arthur's boss screams at arthur."
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"Arthur screams at you."
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"You go home and scream at lily."
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"Lily screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class."
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"Then that kid screams at her dad,"
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"Arthur's boss's boss."
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"And the whole thing starts all over again,"
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"Thus completing the circle of screaming."
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"It's a circle, ted, I called it a circle."
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"I don't scream at lily."
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"And I don't scream at my kids,"
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"None of whom have parents who work at marshall's firm."
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"So it's not a circle."
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"Fine-- you want it to be a chain of screaming,"
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"It's a chain of screaming."
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"I came up with the circle idea halfway through,"
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"You guys always undermine me"
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"When I'm trying to make a point, and I'm sick of it!"
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"God, I'm surrounded by idiots!"
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"Idiots!"
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"See, doesn't everyone feel better now?"
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"Lily, I need your take on this."
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"What... what should I do?"
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"Well, what I teach my kids in kindergarten..."
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"Oh, god."
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"Kt.is, when dealing with a bully, the most important thing"
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"Is to be constructive and positive."
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"Hello, arthur."
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"Hello, marshall."
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"I have the ninja report right here."
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"But arthur,"
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"In the future, if you want someone to do their best work,"
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"Try to motivate them, not with fear and intimidation,"
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"But through encouragement, inspiration and respect."
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"Well said, marshall-- I needed to hear that."
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"By the way,"
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"I saw your wife's picture in your office."
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"That is one tasty slice."
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"Oh, you're damn right."
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"You know what I'm gonna do when I get home?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm gonna rip that girl's clothes off..."
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"That's it."
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"...just throw her on the bed..."
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"That's where she belongs."
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"...and drive her home like a pack of sled dogs!"
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"It's bad, guys."
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"Mama needs it bad."
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"You're right, baby, it's about respect."
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"That is the first useful thing anyone's said to me tonight."
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"Can you give me that speech again?"
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"I'm gonna drive her home like a pack of..."
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"No, the other part, please."
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"I have the ninja report right here, but..."
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"And it seemed like that was the end of it,"
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"Which of these carpets would look better"
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"In the new apartment?"
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"I like the color of this one, but this one's so soft."
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"It would feel great on your bare feet..."
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"...or your bare back, a bead of eager sweat"
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"Rolling down"
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"Your trembling bosom."
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"Lily, didn't we just go through this with bathroom tiles?"
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"Shh, don't say my name."
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"Lily can't know it's me."
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"Be all lovey dovey."
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"Hey, stella."
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"Sweetie, how's it going?"
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"Not good, not good at all."
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"Where are you right now?"
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"Right downstairs, come find me."
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"Without lily."
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"Okay, I'll see you soon."
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"I love you."
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"I love you, too."
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"Wow, you two are already saying the "I" word, huh?"
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"Apparently."
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"You hitting that?"
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"I'm in trouble, ted."
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"Ted, I'm freakin' out, man."
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"Um... it's a new car, so just be careful..."
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"I did something stupid-- can we just drive somewhere?"
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"I need to get away-- just drive, man."
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"Please just drive."
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"Look, just tell me what happened first."
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"Remember how I said I was gonna give that big speech"
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"That lily told me to give, be firm but respectful?"
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"Well, it didn't totally go that way."
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"There is a lot of ketchup on that burger."
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"Sorry-- what happened?"
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"After we all finished talking last night,"
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"I went to the diner to finish working on the ninja report."
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"Hey, marshall."
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"How long have you been sitting there?"
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"If you go in there with lily's kindergarten nonsense,"
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"You're gonna get torn apart."
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"I'm here to save your life-- you hungry?"
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"Yeah, I was just about to order."
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"A blt and gravy fries."
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"Okay, friends, what do you like?"
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"And for my friend here, the meatloaf, please."
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"Very good."
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"No, I didn't want meatloaf."
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"Marshall, the chain of screaming is a real thing."
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"Arthur screamed at you-- now you have to scream at someone else."
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"No, I don't."
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"Yes, you do, or else that anger is gonna eat you alive."
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"Who would I even scream at?"
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"I don't know."
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"Someone who's let you down."
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