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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Someone who's gonna bring you meatloaf"
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"When you explicitly ordered a blt and gravy fries."
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"No."
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"Hey, I was just heading to the bar."
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"What are you guys doing out here?"
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"Oh, I was just telling ted a story."
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"Ooh, I like stories."
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"You want a lick?"
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"- What? -is that ice cream cone big enough?"
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"Uh, it's delicious enough."
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"Okay, so..."
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"Then I say to barney..."
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"I'm not gonna scream at the waiter, barney."
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"Yes, you are."
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"That waiter is every boss and every bully"
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"Who ever embarrassed or belittled you."
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"And how dare he deny you"
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"The one thing that you want,"
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"That would make you happy at this moment."
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"A blt and gravy fries."
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"One green tea with lemon, one meatloaf."
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"Enjoy, my friends."
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"Marshall."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Yes?"
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"I beg your pardon, sir,"
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"But I ordered a blt and gravy fries,"
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"And as the customer, I'm always right, so..."
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"No, no, I am not going to stand here and take this!"
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"And then I have"
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"To take two trains and a bus to astoria"
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"To have my wife scream at me because I'm never home."
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"No, no, you eat your damn meatloaf!"
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"Oh sweet, can I get a toot?"
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"Uh-uh-- against car rules, it's against car rules!"
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"Oh, ted, relax, it's cuban."
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"People pay to have their car smell like this."
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"Well, that's just not true."
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"Oh, marshall, switch seats with me."
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"I called shotgun for all eternity."
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"You can't call shotgun for eternity."
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"Well, that's funny, cause I did!"
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"It's case by case."
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"Guys, I'm telling a life-altering story here!"
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"A 20% tip, really, for that waiter?"
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"I don't know, barney, he worked a triple, it just..."
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"If you're not gonna yell at the waiter,"
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"Yell at me."
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"- What? -yell at me."
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"I'm not gonna yell at you, barney."
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"What, you think you're gonna upset me?"
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"Please, give me your best shot."
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"Okay, fine-- what, you want me to yell at you?"
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"Yeah."
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"This is me yelling at you, barney."
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a butterfly"
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"Landing on a leaf about three blocks away."
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"This is me yelling at you, barney!"
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"Okay, you got some volume, now give me some content."
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"Make it hurt."
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"You don't look as good in suits as you think you do!"
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"No, something that's true-- come on."
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"The man made you cry."
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"Make me cry."
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"Your mom's a slut!"
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"Yes."
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"But you and your brother clearly have different fathers,"
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"And you know why?"
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"It's probably because your mom is a slutty slut!"
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"I don't care what you say."
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"Bob barker is not your father!"
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"Okay, now, well, that's just not cool."
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"Oh my god, barney, I'm so sorry..."
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"No, I'm kidding-- keep going."
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"Bob barker's not your father!"
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"You've concocted this delusional idea that a game show host"
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"Is your real father, and he's not!"
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"You were abandoned, barney!"
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"You were abandoned, and you never dealt with it,"
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"And so now you never allow yourself"
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"To feel anything, and that's how you survive"
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"In this corporate world, and if I keep heading"
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"Down this path, I'm gonna turn into you!"
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"And I don't want that!"
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"I don't want any of this!"
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"This is not why I became a lawyer."
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"This is not the person that I wanted to be."
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"I quit, arthur!"
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"I quit!"
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"Well, thank you, eriksen, I needed to hear that."
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"Really, 'cause I didn't mean to attack you personally,"
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"It's just that i..."
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"No, no, no, the part where you said, "i quit.""
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"Now we don't have to pay you a severance package."
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"Uh, security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out."
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"- Dude! -dude! -dude!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Don't blame this on me, marshall."
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"I told you to yell at someone beneath you."
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"The circle of screaming is..."
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"The chain of scr..."
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"Pyramid-- the pyramid of screaming!"
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"The pyramid of screaming."
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"How am I supposed to tell lily?"
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"She supported me through three years of law school,"
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"And now is the time when I'm supposed to pay her back."
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"Now we're gonna lose the apartment."
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"The place where we were gonna raise our children."
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"How am I supposed to tell the person who I love"
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"More than anything in this world"
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"That I've just thrown away our future?"
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"Everybody out, everybody out of the new car!"
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"Out of the new car!"
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"Ted, screaming never solves anything."
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"And so marshall finally had to tell lily what happened."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I just lost it."
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"But I can fix it."
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"First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna go in there"
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"On my hands and knees and beg for my job back."
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