Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Screaming is a motivational tool,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Like christmas bonuses or sexual harassment."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It's just good business."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, baby, it's just not fair."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You've been working so hard."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Late nights, weekends."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I never see you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"We've barely made love in weeks."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It's bad, guys, mama needs her sugar."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Look, marshall, he screamed at you, you took it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"He probably respects you more for it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah, about that..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"So arthur's busy giving me the full screaming treatment..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Face turning red,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Vein in his forehead about to burst,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Spittle flying like shrapnel."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Everyone you work with walking by your office,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Peering in."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And suddenly, I just felt all of it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"All of what?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"The fact that I became a lawyer to save the environment,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And now I'm working for the bad guys instead."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"The fact that I am stuck in this job"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Because of a mortgage I can barely afford"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"On an apartment that is crooked."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"The fact that I am a grown man,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and nobody, not even artillery arthur,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But it was no use."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I just... I just..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Just because you weren't around for this,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I called shotgun for all eternity in ted's car."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"dude I can't believe you cried in front of your boss."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I don't know what happened."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"There's just something about being yelled at like that,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Like I was being scolded by my dad."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Suddenly... suddenly I was a little boy."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Is "boy" the right word?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I felt absolutely powerless."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Flaccid-- hell, i... I felt castrated."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"God, you're hot right now."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And the worst thing is, tomorrow morning I have to walk"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Into arthur's office and give him the ninja report."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Ooh. ooh. ninjas are cool."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"How the hell am I supposed to face this guy again?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Here's what I would do if I were you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Hi, arthur."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Have you finally finished the ninja report?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah, I got it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Right here."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I think it's gonna blow you away."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Please, I have a family."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"So we good?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"We're so good."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Then why are you still in my office?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Okay, gun violence might be the answer to everything"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Up in canada, robin,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But here in america, we solve our problems with words."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Marshall, you go in and you dazzle this guy"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"With a big eloquent speech defending human dignity."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Like abraham lincoln."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah, because it's so easy just to bust out a big,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Eloquent speech off the top of your head."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Observe."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Arthur?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What do you want, marshall?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Justice, sir."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You see, we are all born with certain incontrovertible rights,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"The most fundamentally paramount of which"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Wait, you can't be fundamentally paramount."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"One means highest, one means lowest."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You are nailing this."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Human beings have rights,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And those rights are, um..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You got me hooked, reel me in."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"There are certain justices"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"That cannot or will not"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Be inalienable... as such..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"For the future."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Stuck the landing-- bravo!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Thank you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Security's gonna rough you up a bit on t way out."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Guys, guys, this is not helping, okay?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I can't have some big confrontation with arthur."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I need this job, i... I need the money."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Tell him off and then quit?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It's great to fantasize about,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But nobody ever actually does it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Gary blauman did it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Guy I used to work with, the guy's a legend now."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"We were at the morning meeting"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and old blauman was getting reamed out but good."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Pretty much routine"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"At the morning meeting, but then,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"On this particular day, something amazing happened."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You made yourself look bad,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You made this company look bad, and quite frankly,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You made our friends, the north koreans, look bad!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And I'll tell you something else,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Blauman, if you think for one moment..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You know what, bilson?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, snap."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- What? -you heard me."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I don't need to take your crap anymore."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"My cousin's website went public today,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And I made a pile of money on the ipo,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"so you know what I think Of this whole damn company?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, my god."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"He peed on the conference table?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Come on, come on, come on, come on."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Uh, look, could you guys just look away for a second"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Till I get started?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Come on."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Come on."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"W ur eventually, he just gave up and left."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And then his cousin's website tanked."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And then he became a janitor at an old folks' home"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And moved into a one-room apartment above a bowling alley."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"No, no, of course not-- he died."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"How does that help me?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
Show more clips