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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - The Orgy (S01E01)

"(sitar music playing)"
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"NANDOR: Vampire sex is like pizza,"
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"It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people."
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"And in the morning, you're like,"
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"With pale bodies as far as the eye can see."
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"Fornicating, diddling, widdling, snarling."
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"An amazing experience"
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"It's fine."
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"("You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing)"
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"* Now your hope and compassion is gone *"
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"And some real, pure opium. About ten kilos."
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"-of 1937, well... -No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"I cannot even speak the name of the vampire"
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"Oh, and we need an ancient Burmese lingam and yoni set."
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"Nadja, Laszlo, please."
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"get a succulent virgin feast."
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"Well, about that-- I've been meaning to tell you,"
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"that people won't enjoy my room."
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"I've n-I've never had anyone in here."
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"and if I ever have a human in here,"
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"Uh, I found it at a Holiday Inn."
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"NADJA: Obviously, the orgy standard"
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"of having a mirrored ceiling"
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"NANDOR: Just describe what you see."
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"Oh, geez..."
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"is that, uh..."
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"I don't kiss."
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"-I need... I need a second. -NADJA: Okay."
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"I mean, I'm not even, technically, their familiar."
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""Mmm. How were the dildos?""
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"They're fine."
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"No one is a fucknut, okay?"
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"-the nonstop butt machine? -You know what?!"
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"-Oh! -Easy there."
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"(exhales) I will talk to him."
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"Oh."
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"-when I speak. -Yes, yes, tell me more."
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"And they just tell me "yes," and they don't really listen"
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"Orgy stuff. A few of my favorite things, as they say."
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"My codpiece. Bat codpiece."
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"the idea being you walk into the orgy,"
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"and then do that."
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"was called The Adventures of a Very Randy Vampire."
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"And I played the leading role"
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"of the very randy vampire."
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"that I looked like a vampire,"
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"that I was a fucking vampire."
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"If you see them now,"
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"(old-timey piano music playing)"
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"My darling, I have found something"
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"Ooh."
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"You don't like the Christmas section?"
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"GUILLERMO: We are still looking for virgins, yes,"
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"but my master thought it'd be best to get decorations first,"
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"Well, it just... It makes sense."
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"-Butter cakes? -Buttock eggs"
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"-They don't have to be made of jade. -I haven't seen it."
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"out here in these streets. (chuckles)"
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"would you think it was a mood killer"
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"I'm not sure."
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"Look at that man, Guillermo."
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"(exhales)"
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"He looks delicious."
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"I don't think he's a virgin. We should just probably"
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"You having a party or something?"
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"Yes, we are having a party,"
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"I don't have a girlfriend."
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"Oh, you're..."
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"-Yeah. -No, that was a catfish."
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"Jeremy is definitely a virgin. I mean, big-time."
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"-Oh. Yeah. -Yeah."
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"-There you go. -Yeah. (chuckles)"
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"-Geez, Jeremy. God. -It's not going well. (chuckles)"
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"-(groans) -Oh, boy."
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"-Just go, Jeremy. Just go. -Yeah, okay."
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"(exhales, sniffing)"
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"my personal life and my work life separate."
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"NANDOR: Mmm."
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"This was banned for 60 years."
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"*"
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"Or should I say "69 skidoo"?"
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"DOMINATRIX: Let's see State College win their big game"
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"DOMINATRIX: How can I ever make it up to you?"
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"I joke."
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"Where have you been? I paged you over an hour ago."
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"LASZLO: Mm. Yep."
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"This is exactly what I want to be doing right now."
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"No, no, no, no. You've misunderstood it, my darling."
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"it's boring."
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"You think it's all boring?"
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"Oh, Laszlo."
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"which is an unbelievable reaction."
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"I showed her a century's worth"
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"That's a lot of porn."
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"I don't think she followed the plots."
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"We've been friends, um, since high school."
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"We were really just attached"
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"the moment that my parents conceived me."
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"Electric chair role-play."
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"Laszlo, do you want our orgy to fall apart"
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"To be honest with you, I couldn't care less."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"-Jiang Shi! -Nadja!"
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"(playful growling)"
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"(both laugh)"
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"And I don't believe for one minute"
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"in the video, but it was darling."
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"-VAMPIRE: Such a doll. -VAMPIRE 2: Really?"
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"-No, not when I... -Sorry."
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"Is there a place that I can put my backpack?"
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"Everyone, the virgin is here!"
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"I think I did a good job as a familiar."
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"-Guillermo, hey. -(hissing continues)"
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"-A two-person orgy. -VAMPIRE 4: What?"
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"I brought my v-virgin friend"
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"into a house full of vampires. (gasps)"
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"-uh, doesn't clean his sheets... -Jeremy!"
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"I, uh, I..."
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"COLIN: So, uh..."
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"(Jeremy chuckles)"
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