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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - I Solemnly Swear (S03E03)

"PLEASE CALL ME TOMORROW WITH SOME TIMES THAT WOULD BE CONVENIENT..."
Gilmore Girls (2000)
"OH, NO! WHAT?"
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"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! HELLO?"
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"NO. WHO IS THIS?"
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"I'M NOT GIVING A DEPOSITION. OF COURSE YOU ARE."
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"PLEASE LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS."
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"DRAG YOUR MOTHER INTO A PUBLIC FORUM AND HUMILIATE HER,"
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"HER LAWYER KNOWS WE ASKED FOR THIS DEPOSITION."
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"HOW'S IT GOING TO LOOK WHEN YOU REFUSE TO TESTIFY FOR YOUR MOTHER?"
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"LIKE IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS. I'M SURE THE 12 ROCKET SCIENTISTS"
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"THEY ASSEMBLE AS JURY WILL SEE IT THAT WAY."
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"HONESTLY, MOM, I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FIRED BY YOU."
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"I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU."
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"I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. JUST TELL THEM I TREAT THE HELP FAIRLY."
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"THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED FAMILY LOYALTY."
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"IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE, YOU HELP THEM,"
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"THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO IN RETURN IS SPEND HALF AN HOUR"
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"SAYING SOMETHING KIND ABOUT YOUR MOTHER."
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"[ SIGHS ] FINE."
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"THANK YOU. YOUR DEVOTION IS TOUCHING."
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"I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION."
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"I DON'T THINK THIS IS MOROCCAN, OR AT LEAST NOT RECENTLY."
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"NOPE. YIKES."
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"I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THE VALUE OF A GOOD PAINT JOB."
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"ONE OF THE FIRST DECISIONS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE"
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"WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR INN"
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"IS WHETHER TO EMPLOY YOUR HOUSEKEEPERS INDIVIDUALLY"
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"OR CONTRACT OUT TO A HOUSEKEEPING SERVICE."
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"IF YOU USE A SERVICE, YOU'LL BE ASSURED OF HAVING A REPLACEMENT HOUSEKEEPER"
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"IF ONE SHOULD CALL IN SICK OR QUIT SUDDENLY."
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"BUT YOU'LL PAY $2 MORE AN HOUR,"
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"AND THEY'LL BE LOYAL TO THE SERVICE, NOT TO YOU."
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"HOWEVER, YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP PAYING A BIT MORE"
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"THAN IF YOU HIRED THEM INDIVIDUALLY."
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"HE HAS SAID NOTHING IN THE LAST TWO HOURS THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW,"
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"AND HE'S SAYING IT REALLY CONDESCENDINGLY."
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"PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK."
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"'CAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL. EXACTLY."
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"P-I-N-K. PICK A NUMBER."
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"FIVE."
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"YOU WILL MARRY SHAUN CASSIDY AND CHEAT WITH DAVID."
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"WELL, GOOD FOR ME. MY TURN."
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"[ CLEARS THROAT ]"
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"SOME OF US ARE HERE TO LEARN."
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"SORRY. YEAH, SORRY."
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"WE HAD A COOTIE CATCHER. WE'RE SORRY."
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"AS I WAS SAYING,"
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"THE POINTS WE'VE COVERED SHOULD GET YOU STARTED,"
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"BUT REMEMBER, IT'S A LONG PROCESS,"
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"SO DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. I'M SURE ONE DAY"
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"I'LL BE STAYING IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR INNS."
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"HE'S NOT STAYING IN OUR INN. THANK YOU."
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"NOW, DON'T RUN OFF JUST YET. WE'VE GOT ONE FINAL TREAT."
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"I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO JOHN MATTERN."
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"HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY."
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"I ASKED BRIAN IF I COULD HAVE A FEW MINUTES AT THE END OF TODAY"
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"TO SHOW YOU ALL SOME OPPORTUNITIES"
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"THAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND REALLY EXCITING."
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"IF WE COULD..."
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"NOW, THIS IS A LOVELY PROPERTY"
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"THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF LITCHFIELD."
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"IT'S A SALES PITCH?"
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"THEY SPENT TWO HOURS TELLING US NOTHING"
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"AND THEN TRY TO SELL US LAME PROPERTY?"
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"I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD."
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"A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH"
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"LET'S STEP INSIDE THIS DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH."
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"UNBELIEVABLE. SHOCKING."
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"WE MUST BE DUMB."
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"WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT INNS NEED DOORS -- NOT ME."
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"AND FLOORS? DOORS AND FLOORS -- WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT."
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"WELL, WE BETTER, OTHERWISE, OUR GUESTS WILL FALL RIGHT THROUGH TO CHINA."
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"WHAT WAS JACKSON THINKING SAYING THESE COURSES WERE GOOD?"
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"THE MAN TOOK A COURSE IN DIARY WRITING. THANK GOD -- FOOD."
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"IS IT WORTH IT IF WE CAN MAKE UP OUR $75 ADMISSION FEE IN COOKIES?"
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"CONSIDERING THAT IN THE PAST HOUR I UTTERED THE PHRASE,"
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"THESE BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN COOKIES IN THE WORLD."
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"AND THEY TASTE LIKE FEET."
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"OH, WELL, EVEN THEIR COOKIES SUCK."
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"STAND BY, I'M GOING IN FOR COFFEE."
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"SOOKIE? SOOKIE ST. JAMES? UH-HUH."
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"IT'S JOE -- JOE MASTONI FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE."
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"IT'S JOE FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE!"
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"HOW ARE YOU?"
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"WELL, COME HERE!"
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"OH! LORELAI, THIS IS JOE."
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"JOE, LORELAI. HI."
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"NICE TO MEET YOU. THIS IS ALEX, MY PARTNER."
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"BUSINESS PARTNER. CLARIFICATION DULY NOTED. NICE TO MEET YOU."
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"WE WORKED TOGETHER ONE SUMMER UP IN THE BERKSHIRES."
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"WE HAD A WILD TIME THAT SUMMER."
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"WILD TIME, HUH? DO TELL."
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"WE'D ALL WORK 14 HOURS STRAIGHT, PARTY TILL DAWN,"
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"PILE IN JOE'S VAN, AND WAKE UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR MAINE"
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"WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET BACK FOR THE NEXT SHIFT."
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"WE HAD AN INTERESTING CREW --"
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"SOOKIE, ME, FELDMAN, MELLON, BUNG."
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"BUNG? HE HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR A COUPLE YEARS ALREADY."
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"BUT WE BOTH WERE IN PREP. AND, I REPEAT, BUNG?"
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"I'M STILL WONDERING IF MELLON'S A MAN OR A WOMAN."
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"I PROMISED MYSELF AFTER THAT SUMMER"
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"I WOULD NEVER CHOP SMALL GREEN THINGS EN MASSE EVER AGAIN."
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"OR DRINK ALL THE LEFTOVER WINE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!"
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"LET ME SEE YOURS. OOH, NOT BAD, NOT BAD."
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"SISSY. YEAH, YEAH. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
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"WE ARE OPENING AN INN TOGETHER, SO WE CAME FOR A CLASS."
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"REALLY? WE'RE HERE FOR A CLASS ABOUT OPENING YOUR OWN COFFEE PLACE."
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"THAT'S GREAT. WE'LL SEE. IT'S PRETTY NEW TERRITORY FOR US."
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"JOE KNOWS THE FOOD INDUSTRY. I'M COMING FROM IRONWORKS,"
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"SO I BASICALLY KNOW WHAT THE SECURITY GATE SHOULD BE MADE OF."
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"THAT'S TRUE. WE'VE GOT THE BUSINESS MODEL PLANNED OUT."
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"THERE'S A COUPLE OF PRIME LOCATIONS WE'RE INTERESTED IN."
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"THE ONLY THING LEFT BESIDES BUILDING THE PLACE IS PICKING A NAME."
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"OH, LITTLE TIP -- DON'T CHOOSE ANYTHING CUTE."
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"LIKE JITTERS. OR SPILL THE BEANS."
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"OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE."
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"ACTUALLY, I KINDA LIKE THAT. ME TOO. WE CALL DIBS."
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"I THOUGHT YOU WERE OPENING AN INN. WE WANNA KEEP OUR OPTIONS OPEN."
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"THE FELDSTER OPENED A RESTAURANT?"
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"I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF, BUT THE FELDSTER?"
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