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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - I Solemnly Swear (S03E03)

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE OPENED HIS OWN PLACE.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE OPENED HIS OWN PLACE."

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HE SPENT THE WHOLE SUMMER GETTING STONED.

"HE SPENT THE WHOLE SUMMER GETTING STONED."

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OH, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU STILL CAN'T HAVE THE MUDHOUSE.

"OH, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU STILL CAN'T HAVE THE MUDHOUSE."

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THE PARAKEETS, EVERYONE DRESSED AS KNIGHTS AND LADIES?

"THE PARAKEETS, EVERYONE DRESSED AS KNIGHTS AND LADIES?"

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YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.

"YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM."

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I NEVER DID FIGURE OUT HOW BUNG GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE.

"I NEVER DID FIGURE OUT HOW BUNG GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE."

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ONE MINUTE, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

"ONE MINUTE, EVERYTHING'S FINE."

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NEXT, HE'S BEANING HER WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE.

"NEXT, HE'S BEANING HER WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE."

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REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?

"REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?"

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FAT SAL? WORK WITH ME HERE.

"FAT SAL? WORK WITH ME HERE."

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RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT.

"RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT."

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THEN FELDMAN GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE'S MOTHER.

"THEN FELDMAN GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE'S MOTHER."

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THAT'S RIGHT! HE WENT AFTER THE WHOLE BRIDAL PARTY!

"THAT'S RIGHT! HE WENT AFTER THE WHOLE BRIDAL PARTY!"

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WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?

"WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?"

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YEAH, I STILL CAN'T EAT BACON.

"YEAH, I STILL CAN'T EAT BACON."

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YOU REMEMBER WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS?

"YOU REMEMBER WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS?"

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OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]

"OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]"

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BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?

"BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?"

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I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT.

"I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT."

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YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER

"YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER"

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WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS.

"WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS."

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HE TRIED TO PRETEND HE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, REMEMBER?

"HE TRIED TO PRETEND HE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, REMEMBER?"

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THAT'S RIGHT! THE "FLOONGINSHORTS."

"THAT'S RIGHT! THE "FLOONGINSHORTS.""

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YES, THE "FLOONGINSHORTS"!

"YES, THE "FLOONGINSHORTS"!"

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NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE UP OUR OWN LANGUAGE?

"NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE UP OUR OWN LANGUAGE?"

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THIS IS GETTING EXHAUSTING.

"THIS IS GETTING EXHAUSTING."

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YOU KNOW, FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT'S RIGHT HERE IN HARTFORD.

"YOU KNOW, FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT'S RIGHT HERE IN HARTFORD."

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NO, REALLY? YEAH.

"NO, REALLY? YEAH."

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WE SHOULD SWING BY ONE NIGHT AND BUST HIS CHOPS.

"WE SHOULD SWING BY ONE NIGHT AND BUST HIS CHOPS."

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UNTIL HE GETS SO ANGRY HE COMES OUT.

"UNTIL HE GETS SO ANGRY HE COMES OUT."

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FOR NOW. SOUNDS GREAT.

"FOR NOW. SOUNDS GREAT."

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SO GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. ME TOO.

"SO GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. ME TOO."

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IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

"IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING."

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THANKS, YOU TOO. I'M GLAD WE COULD CATCH UP TOO.

"THANKS, YOU TOO. I'M GLAD WE COULD CATCH UP TOO."

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IF YOU SEE FAT SAL, GIVE HIM A KISS.

"IF YOU SEE FAT SAL, GIVE HIM A KISS."

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I'LL DO THAT. OKAY.

"I'LL DO THAT. OKAY."

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BYE.

"BYE."

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THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE.

"THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE."

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SO YOU AND THAT GUY KNEW EACH OTHER, TOO? WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

"SO YOU AND THAT GUY KNEW EACH OTHER, TOO? WHAT A COINCIDENCE!"

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COME ON, HONEY.

"COME ON, HONEY."

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM?

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM?"

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YOU CAN'T PUT A TWO-INCH LADLE OF GRAVY INTO A ONE-INCH POTATO CRATER.

"YOU CAN'T PUT A TWO-INCH LADLE OF GRAVY INTO A ONE-INCH POTATO CRATER."

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YOU EITHER NEED A SMALLER LADLE OR A BIGGER CRATER.

"YOU EITHER NEED A SMALLER LADLE OR A BIGGER CRATER."

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OTHERWISE, YOU GET THIS. GRAVY ON YOUR ASPARAGUS.

"OTHERWISE, YOU GET THIS. GRAVY ON YOUR ASPARAGUS."

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YES. PARIS, THE CAFETERIA WORKERS

"YES. PARIS, THE CAFETERIA WORKERS"

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SERVE HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS A DAY.

"SERVE HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS A DAY."

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A LITTLE GRAVY SPILLAGE IS NATURAL.

"A LITTLE GRAVY SPILLAGE IS NATURAL."

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I SEE. SO I SHOULD JUST SIT QUIETLY

"I SEE. SO I SHOULD JUST SIT QUIETLY"

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AND SHOVEL IN WHATEVER SLOP THEY THROW MY WAY

"AND SHOVEL IN WHATEVER SLOP THEY THROW MY WAY"

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LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH

"LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH"

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I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.

"I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT."

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THEY TOOK MY TRAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

"THEY TOOK MY TRAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT."

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ALL I DID WAS TELL THEM I WANTED SOME NEW ASPARAGUS,

"ALL I DID WAS TELL THEM I WANTED SOME NEW ASPARAGUS,"

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AND THEY TOOK MY TRAY.

"AND THEY TOOK MY TRAY."

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I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,

"I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,"

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THAT WOULDN'T SQUISH THE PART OF THE BRAIN

"THAT WOULDN'T SQUISH THE PART OF THE BRAIN"

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THAT CAN JUDGE DEPTH, MEASUREMENTS,

"THAT CAN JUDGE DEPTH, MEASUREMENTS,"

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[ SIGHS ] NOW WHAT?

"[ SIGHS ] NOW WHAT?"

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ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

"ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?"

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GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK.

"GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK."

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WE HAVE THREE CLASSES TOGETHER. WE COULDN'T TALK THEN?

"WE HAVE THREE CLASSES TOGETHER. WE COULDN'T TALK THEN?"

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BESIDES, YOU PICKED THE PLACE.

"BESIDES, YOU PICKED THE PLACE."

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WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WANT A TRUCE.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WANT A TRUCE."

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EXCUSE ME?

"EXCUSE ME?"

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A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.

"A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY."

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LOOK...

"LOOK..."

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THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED THINGS TO WORK OUT.

"THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED THINGS TO WORK OUT."

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HONESTLY. YES, THE HEMLINE THING BUGGED ME,

"HONESTLY. YES, THE HEMLINE THING BUGGED ME,"

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PARIS IS NOT MY IDEA OF A SECRET SISTER,

"PARIS IS NOT MY IDEA OF A SECRET SISTER,"

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BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THINGS TO GO SO FAR.

"BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THINGS TO GO SO FAR."

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NO? NO.

"NO? NO."

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IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR, TOO.

"IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR, TOO."

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WHY WOULD I WANT TO SPEND THE WHOLE TIME

"WHY WOULD I WANT TO SPEND THE WHOLE TIME"

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SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?

"SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?"

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I WANT TO STOP THIS WAR,

"I WANT TO STOP THIS WAR,"

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THIS VENDETTA, THIS...SICILIAN THING.

"THIS VENDETTA, THIS...SICILIAN THING."

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IT MUST END.

"IT MUST END."

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THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN.

"THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN."

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YES, MY TIME IS PRECIOUS,

"YES, MY TIME IS PRECIOUS,"

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I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

"I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE."

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COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

"COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?"

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FRIENDS? SORT OF?

"FRIENDS? SORT OF?"

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FRIENDS. SORT OF.

"FRIENDS. SORT OF."

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SHAKE.

"SHAKE."

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[CAR ALARM BLARING]

"[CAR ALARM BLARING]"

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STOP DOING THAT!

"STOP DOING THAT!"

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SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM

"SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM"

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FOR THE GROUP FROM MICHIGAN? YES, I WILL.

"FOR THE GROUP FROM MICHIGAN? YES, I WILL."

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OKAY. SOOKIE'S ON TOP OF THE MENU.

"OKAY. SOOKIE'S ON TOP OF THE MENU."

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LET'S MAKE SURE THE DINING ROOM'S OPEN FOR A LATE LUNCH.

"LET'S MAKE SURE THE DINING ROOM'S OPEN FOR A LATE LUNCH."

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WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE NUMBER OF ROOMS THEY'LL NEED.

"WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE NUMBER OF ROOMS THEY'LL NEED."

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I'VE ALL OF THIS WRITTEN DOWN ON A NOTEPAD

"I'VE ALL OF THIS WRITTEN DOWN ON A NOTEPAD"

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RIGHT NEXT TO MY SELF-HELP BOOK.

"RIGHT NEXT TO MY SELF-HELP BOOK."

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SORRY.

"SORRY."

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I'M A LITTLE STRESSED AT THIS STUPID DEPOSITION THING.

"I'M A LITTLE STRESSED AT THIS STUPID DEPOSITION THING."

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IT IS? YOU'VE DONE IT?

"IT IS? YOU'VE DONE IT?"

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ONCE. IT WAS NOTHING. WHY WERE YOU DEPOSED?

"ONCE. IT WAS NOTHING. WHY WERE YOU DEPOSED?"

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MY NEIGHBOR HAD THIS DOG, A FRISKY LITTLE SCAMP

"MY NEIGHBOR HAD THIS DOG, A FRISKY LITTLE SCAMP"

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THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.

"THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG."

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IT WAS SO CUTE. THEN, ONE DAY, HE DISAPPEARED.

"IT WAS SO CUTE. THEN, ONE DAY, HE DISAPPEARED."

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I TOLD THE POLICE WHAT I KNEW,

"I TOLD THE POLICE WHAT I KNEW,"

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BUT, SADLY, THE ADORABLE LITTLE CHATTERBOX WAS NEVER FOUND.

"BUT, SADLY, THE ADORABLE LITTLE CHATTERBOX WAS NEVER FOUND."

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IT WAS TRAGIC.

"IT WAS TRAGIC."

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YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?

"YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?"

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NO.

"NO."

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HOW'D YOU GET RID OF A DOG?

"HOW'D YOU GET RID OF A DOG?"

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I'LL GLADLY SHOW YOU THE TRANSCRIPT FROM THE LAWYER

"I'LL GLADLY SHOW YOU THE TRANSCRIPT FROM THE LAWYER"

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AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.

"AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT."

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LORELAI, HI. REMEMBER ME?

"LORELAI, HI. REMEMBER ME?"

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OF COURSE I DO. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, JOE.

"OF COURSE I DO. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, JOE."

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THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE YOU HAVE HERE.

"THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE YOU HAVE HERE."

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YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF.

"YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF."

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RIGHT. SO, IS SOOKIE AROUND?

"RIGHT. SO, IS SOOKIE AROUND?"

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RIGHT THROUGH THERE, IN THE KITCHEN.

"RIGHT THROUGH THERE, IN THE KITCHEN."

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THANK YOU.

"THANK YOU."

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GIVE ME THOSE. I'LL FILE THEM WITH THE REST.

"GIVE ME THOSE. I'LL FILE THEM WITH THE REST."

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HEY! I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. NO. DON'T RUSH.

"HEY! I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. NO. DON'T RUSH."

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I WAS FINISHED WITH THE DINNER PREP,

"I WAS FINISHED WITH THE DINNER PREP,"

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THEN I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT TWO OF THE APPETIZERS.

"THEN I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT TWO OF THE APPETIZERS."

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THIS PLACE IS A LONG WAY FROM THE SWEATBOX OF THE DEERHILL.

"THIS PLACE IS A LONG WAY FROM THE SWEATBOX OF THE DEERHILL."

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