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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - I Solemnly Swear (S03E03)

AMAZING YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO FAKE IT SO LONG.

"AMAZING YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO FAKE IT SO LONG."

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THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS.

"THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS."

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I SEE. "ORDER HALF OF EVERYTHING."

"I SEE. "ORDER HALF OF EVERYTHING.""

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THERE -- YOU OWE ME $75.

"THERE -- YOU OWE ME $75."

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I ATTENDED THE ECOLE HOTELIERE DE GENEVE.

"I ATTENDED THE ECOLE HOTELIERE DE GENEVE."

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THAT'LL MAKE ONE HELL OF A SWEATSHIRT.

"THAT'LL MAKE ONE HELL OF A SWEATSHIRT."

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IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD.

"IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD."

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YOU TWO ARE GOING TO TAKE A TWO-HOUR COURSE AT A RADISSON.

"YOU TWO ARE GOING TO TAKE A TWO-HOUR COURSE AT A RADISSON."

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JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,

"JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,"

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AND HE LOVES IT. HE TOOK BEEKEEPING --

"AND HE LOVES IT. HE TOOK BEEKEEPING --"

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JACKSON KEEPS BEES? NO, IT TURNED OUT HE WAS ALLERGIC.

"JACKSON KEEPS BEES? NO, IT TURNED OUT HE WAS ALLERGIC."

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PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE PICTURES.

"PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE PICTURES."

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HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,

"HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,"

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AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

"AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?"

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AND HE DIDN'T LIVE NEAR A BAR. YES.

"AND HE DIDN'T LIVE NEAR A BAR. YES."

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TOMORROW WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.

"TOMORROW WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY."

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I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.

"I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN."

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THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

"THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT."

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FORGET HIM. OPENING AN INN IS A HUGE STEP,

"FORGET HIM. OPENING AN INN IS A HUGE STEP,"

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ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HELP IS WORTH TRYING. EXACTLY, PARTNER.

"ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HELP IS WORTH TRYING. EXACTLY, PARTNER."

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TELL ME YOU GOT PICTURES OF JACKSON AND HIS GIANT HEAD.

"TELL ME YOU GOT PICTURES OF JACKSON AND HIS GIANT HEAD."

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I'LL BRING THEM IN TOMORROW.

"I'LL BRING THEM IN TOMORROW."

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HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?

"HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?"

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YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?

"YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?"

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JOKES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES FOR DR. PHIL?

"JOKES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES FOR DR. PHIL?"

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I THINK REAL. I KNEW THAT SUGGESTION BOX WAS A BAD IDEA.

"I THINK REAL. I KNEW THAT SUGGESTION BOX WAS A BAD IDEA."

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WATCH CHOATE GET JOAN DIDION

"WATCH CHOATE GET JOAN DIDION"

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WHILE WE'RE BEING READ "ELOISE AT THE PLAZA."

"WHILE WE'RE BEING READ "ELOISE AT THE PLAZA.""

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BEFORE THE OTHERS GET HERE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DECIDE

"BEFORE THE OTHERS GET HERE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DECIDE"

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THE PROM COUP FRANCIE STAGED LAST WEEK.

"THE PROM COUP FRANCIE STAGED LAST WEEK."

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YOU MEAN BOOKING WADSWORTH MANSION?

"YOU MEAN BOOKING WADSWORTH MANSION?"

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USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT.

"USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT."

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I'M NOT SURE IF THE DEPOSIT CHECK --

"I'M NOT SURE IF THE DEPOSIT CHECK --"

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I TOOK CARE OF THAT. WHAT?

"I TOOK CARE OF THAT. WHAT?"

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WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.

"WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER."

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TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET THEM TO HALF THEIR ASKING PRICE.

"TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET THEM TO HALF THEIR ASKING PRICE."

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YOU'RE KIDDING. I WASN'T GONNA LET THE CLASS GIFT BE A STUPID TREE

"YOU'RE KIDDING. I WASN'T GONNA LET THE CLASS GIFT BE A STUPID TREE"

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JUST SO GINGER SPICE CAN HAVE HER BARBIE DREAM PROM.

"JUST SO GINGER SPICE CAN HAVE HER BARBIE DREAM PROM."

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SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.

"SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK."

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IT'S THAT LOSER MR. HUNTER THAT LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT.

"IT'S THAT LOSER MR. HUNTER THAT LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT."

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NO, IT WAS HUNTER.

"NO, IT WAS HUNTER."

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HE'S BEEN JEALOUS SINCE I GOT INTO OFFICE.

"HE'S BEEN JEALOUS SINCE I GOT INTO OFFICE."

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WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,

"WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,"

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IT'S CREEPY. YEAH. BUT --

"IT'S CREEPY. YEAH. BUT --"

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OUR FEARLESS LEADERS AT WORK ALREADY.

"OUR FEARLESS LEADERS AT WORK ALREADY."

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I FEEL SO SAFE.

"I FEEL SO SAFE."

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PARIS, RORY.

"PARIS, RORY."

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"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?

""PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?"

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FINE, LET'S SIT.

"FINE, LET'S SIT."

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I CALL THIS MEETING OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL TO ORDER.

"I CALL THIS MEETING OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL TO ORDER."

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IS THE SECRETARY READY? I AM.

"IS THE SECRETARY READY? I AM."

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THEN LET'S PROCEED.

"THEN LET'S PROCEED."

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FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

"FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE"

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FOR MISSING LAST WEEK'S SOMEWHAT IMPROMPTU MEETING.

"FOR MISSING LAST WEEK'S SOMEWHAT IMPROMPTU MEETING."

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AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, ITS SCHEDULING

"AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, ITS SCHEDULING"

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WAS SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX

"WAS SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX"

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SINCE THE MEETING WAS A SUPPLEMENTARY MEETING,

"SINCE THE MEETING WAS A SUPPLEMENTARY MEETING,"

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WHICH WAS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY ME.

"WHICH WAS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY ME."

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SO THE FACT THAT ANYONE WOULD HOLD A MEETING

"SO THE FACT THAT ANYONE WOULD HOLD A MEETING"

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INVENTED BY A CERTAIN PERSON WITHOUT THAT CERTAIN PERSON

"INVENTED BY A CERTAIN PERSON WITHOUT THAT CERTAIN PERSON"

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SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --

"SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --"

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AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,

"AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,"

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SINCE I MANAGED TO RENEGOTIATE THE RENTAL FEE

"SINCE I MANAGED TO RENEGOTIATE THE RENTAL FEE"

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FOR THE WADSWORTH MANSION

"FOR THE WADSWORTH MANSION"

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SO THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THE PROM

"SO THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THE PROM"

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AND GIVE THE SCHOOL A RESPECTABLE SENIOR GIFT

"AND GIVE THE SCHOOL A RESPECTABLE SENIOR GIFT"

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IN THE FORM OF A TELESCOPE.

"IN THE FORM OF A TELESCOPE."

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ANY QUESTIONS, MR. CHRISTIAN -- I MEAN, MR. HUNTER.

"ANY QUESTIONS, MR. CHRISTIAN -- I MEAN, MR. HUNTER."

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UH, NO.

"UH, NO."

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GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,

"GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,"

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LET'S MOVE ON TO OTHER BUSINESS. FRANCIE.

"LET'S MOVE ON TO OTHER BUSINESS. FRANCIE."

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FROM HEART DISEASE AND EXERCISE

"FROM HEART DISEASE AND EXERCISE"

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TO THE DANGERS OF SUN DAMAGE AND FRIED FOOD.

"TO THE DANGERS OF SUN DAMAGE AND FRIED FOOD."

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EVERYONE'S BOOKED AND READY TO GO.

"EVERYONE'S BOOKED AND READY TO GO."

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WE'LL NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO SET UP THE SIGN-UP TABLE

"WE'LL NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO SET UP THE SIGN-UP TABLE"

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SHE HATES THE WORD "blood." GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

"SHE HATES THE WORD "blood." GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK."

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KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR EARS. TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.

"KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR EARS. TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER."

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AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE THE FREAK-OUT, WE'VE TO DECIDE

"AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE THE FREAK-OUT, WE'VE TO DECIDE"

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WHERE TO PLACE THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE.

"WHERE TO PLACE THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE."

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CONTINUE, PLEASE. I'M PROPOSING PUTTING IT IN THE CAFETERIA.

"CONTINUE, PLEASE. I'M PROPOSING PUTTING IT IN THE CAFETERIA."

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ALMOST 90% OF THE STUDENT BODY VISITS THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION.

"ALMOST 90% OF THE STUDENT BODY VISITS THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION."

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WELL? NO.

"WELL? NO."

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EXCUSE ME? YOU CAN'T. IT'S A FIRE HAZARD.

"EXCUSE ME? YOU CAN'T. IT'S A FIRE HAZARD."

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IT IS? YES. YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE.

"IT IS? YES. YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE."

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YOU'RE KIDDING. I NEVER KID ABOUT FIRE SAFETY.

"YOU'RE KIDDING. I NEVER KID ABOUT FIRE SAFETY."

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RORY, I ACTUALLY KNOW THE FIRE CODES FOR THE CAFETERIA,

"RORY, I ACTUALLY KNOW THE FIRE CODES FOR THE CAFETERIA,"

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AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE,

"AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE,"

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WE CAN START AN OPIUM DEN, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T CARE.

"WE CAN START AN OPIUM DEN, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T CARE."

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A: I THINK THEY WOULD CARE.

"A: I THINK THEY WOULD CARE."

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AND B: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS.

"AND B: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS."

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YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,

"YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,"

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SOMEONE SMELLS SMOKE, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 50 STAMPEDING TEENAGERS

"SOMEONE SMELLS SMOKE, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 50 STAMPEDING TEENAGERS"

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ARE USING YOUR BODY TO LEVER OPEN A DOOR. I WON'T ALLOW THAT.

"ARE USING YOUR BODY TO LEVER OPEN A DOOR. I WON'T ALLOW THAT."

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THIS IS "XANADU"-LEVEL OF INSANE.

"THIS IS "XANADU"-LEVEL OF INSANE."

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YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE OPPOSING THE BLOOD DRIVE?

"YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE OPPOSING THE BLOOD DRIVE?"

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NO, I'M OPPOSING THE BLOOD DRIVE IN THE CAFETERIA.

"NO, I'M OPPOSING THE BLOOD DRIVE IN THE CAFETERIA."

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IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY.

"IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY."

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AND I WON'T LET FRANCIE IGNORE THOSE RULES.

"AND I WON'T LET FRANCIE IGNORE THOSE RULES."

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WELL, OKAY. MOTION DENIED.

"WELL, OKAY. MOTION DENIED."

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THE SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT WILL COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATE PLAN

"THE SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT WILL COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATE PLAN"

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FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE.

"FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE."

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LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER

"LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER"

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SHE CAN CUT THE SCORE, WE'RE MOVING ON.

"SHE CAN CUT THE SCORE, WE'RE MOVING ON."

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ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD.

"ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD."

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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?

"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?"

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ROGER, YES? WELL --

"ROGER, YES? WELL --"

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DINNER! OVER HERE!

"DINNER! OVER HERE!"

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WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S.

"WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S."

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COOL! DID YOU PEEK? AND RUIN THE MYSTERY DINNER?

"COOL! DID YOU PEEK? AND RUIN THE MYSTERY DINNER?"

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I THINK NOT. PICK. THAT ONE.

"I THINK NOT. PICK. THAT ONE."

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OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

"OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME."

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I KNOW THE RULES. DON'T JUMP THE GUN.

"I KNOW THE RULES. DON'T JUMP THE GUN."

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I'M YOUR MOTHER. IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE YOU STRUCTURE.

"I'M YOUR MOTHER. IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE YOU STRUCTURE."

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NOW, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.

"NOW, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE."

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HMM, MOROCCAN. YOU ALWAYS SAY MOROCCAN.

"HMM, MOROCCAN. YOU ALWAYS SAY MOROCCAN."

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PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,

"PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,"

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AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.

"AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES."

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MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.

"MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER."

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I'M CALLING ABOUT THE LITTLE MATTER OF THIS LAWSUIT SHE'S INVOLVED IN.

"I'M CALLING ABOUT THE LITTLE MATTER OF THIS LAWSUIT SHE'S INVOLVED IN."

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WE'D LIKE IT IF YOU COULD GIVE A DEPOSITION ON HER BEHALF.

"WE'D LIKE IT IF YOU COULD GIVE A DEPOSITION ON HER BEHALF."

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