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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Baby You Can't Drive My Car (S30E30)

"Homer, you want to destroy the best thing"
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"that ever happened to us?"
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"Except for the three kids, of course."
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"Obviously the three kids."
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"Marge, listen to yourself."
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"But-but we have a contract,"
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"(sniffles) Mm. Guys?"
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"We have a situation."
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"Why eavesdrop on people only when they're in their cars?"
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"There. I just have to push this one button,"
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"and the cars are disabled."
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"Don't touch that button. You'll leave fingerprints."
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"Marge, you've come over to the side of good."
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"That's right, for the first time ever,"
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"I'm the lesser of two evils."
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"(powering down)"
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"Good Lord!"
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"This autopia has become a not-topia."
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"Nothing like eating fish sticks."
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"(cat meows)"
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"-(cats yowling) -Ow, my eyes! Ah!"
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"The car won't move! Can't get out!"
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"Not this song!"
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"Excellent. And now, we just bide our time."
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"-That didn't take long. -Look, Mr. Burns,"
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"you've see how Marge and I work great together."
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"Would you consider hiring her at the power plant?"
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"A woman? (laughs)"
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"I don't believe in the perils of personal attraction"
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"at the workplace."
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"-Right, Smithers? -Ah..."
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"Unfortunately for you and your family, Simpson,"
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"it just registered in my memory that you called me"
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"(groans)"
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"¶ Toot-toot-tootsie, good-bye ¶"
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"¶ Toot-toot-tootsie, don't cry ¶"
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"¶ The choo-choo train that takes me ¶"
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"¶ Away from you, no words can say ¶"
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"¶ The heart, it breaks me... ¶"
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"Now, let's go home, self-driving the old-fashioned way."
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"That's right, none of that unreliable technology."
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"-Just a good old human driver. -(keys clicking)"
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"Okay, this was a bump in the road, but I have a new way in"
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"to consumers: talking tattoos."
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"Para que el sur del sabor de la frontera."
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"O si!"
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"(all murmuring excitedly)"
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"And FORD. We go further, so you can."
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"I'm putting this car in snuggle mode."
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"(romantic music playing)"
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"Oh, I'm gonna snuggle you, baby,"
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"all red light long, baby."
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"That's right, this song features no actual singing."
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"Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. (chuckles)"
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"(tires screech)"
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"(grunts)"
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"¶ Chicken nugget ¶"
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"D'oh!"
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"Awesome, awesome. So is it, like, a joystick"
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"or, like, a turning wheel for steering?"
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"Oh, as far as I'm concerned,"
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"They're just finishing up my banh mi."
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"One for me. One for the tray."
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"-Ooh. -(sizzling)"
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"Homie, for the first time in our marriage,"
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"we can work together as a team."
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"Okay, so, what kind of cow would you like your milk from?"
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"Barnyard basic, collegiate mascot,"
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"-Oh. Whoa. Whoa. -Ah! -Ah!"
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"Ow! Physical activity makes me so sad."
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"¶ The best Christmas present in the world ¶"
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"And I'm optimistic about our future."
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"go undercover and check out this company."
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"We're in."
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"-Mm. -Holy crap."
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"saying I felt like a poisoned rat."
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"Oh, buying those key words really paid off."
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"we'd kill the whole company."
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"It's the next step from sponsored rides."
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"(groans): Oh..."
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"¶ I hope that is what you say ¶"
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"I don't know. I was in one of those cursed robot cars"
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"You know what I love about working with you? Everything."
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"No, no. It's good."
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"(screaming grows louder)"
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"is how I don't understand what everyone is saying."
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"I'm sorry. We'll replace the paradigm."
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"Marge is here in her yesterday-mobile."
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"-Yes. -Yes. -Huh, yes?"
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"(sniffs)"
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"We're moving the microphone from the car to the fob."
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"on the Powerball."
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"Ah!"
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"Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION"
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"-Sorry. -It happens."
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"(laughing)"
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"How come no one uses these things?"
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"I chose it because that's how much money we had in the bank,"
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"(sniffing)"
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"What does that mean?"
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"¶ ...never been to me. ¶"
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"(both moaning)"
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"D'oh!"
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"¶ ¶"
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