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Clips from Shameless - It's Time to Kill the Turtle (S01E01)

"I mean, how many of us has that actually worked on?"
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"Not enough."
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"There's no shortage of brilliant kids just like yourself"
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"who are too stupid to get out of the 'hood."
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"And how do we usually respond?"
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"You tell me to fuck off."
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"Actually, no. Fuck off."
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"Listen, I've got a class."
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"before you go?"
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"This is the robotics lab."
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"It is the best in the country."
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"Just, uh, poke around. Come by anytime."
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"Wear a condom, Phillip."
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"Got any 8's?"
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"Go fish."
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"How about 4's? Got any 4's?"
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"it's only been 90 minutes."
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"You want some more coffee?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"I'm crawling out of my skin."
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"Well, I know another thing that might"
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"kill some time."
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"No."
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"Listen, we'll make it all be about you, okay?"
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"Come on."
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"Come on, sweetie."
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"Got any Slim Js in this shit hole?"
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"Yeah, in the back room."
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"Hey, don't kick me"
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"'cause you don't want to clean."
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"I mean, we're supposed to be taking care of her."
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"Not taking advantage of her."
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"You said it makes her happy when she cleans. She's not our slave, V."
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"Do you see her picking cotton?"
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"All finished."
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"Can I help you with your chores now, Veronica?"
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"At my house, all the wives split the chores."
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"All the wives?"
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"You're one of five wives?"
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"Married to a dude named Clyde?"
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"Who's 65 years old?"
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"And how old are you?"
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"13."
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"Oh, my..."
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"I'm gonna bust your ass."
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"What's the total right now?"
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"Okay keep going,"
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"or okay you want to pay?"
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"Keep going."
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"Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?"
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"Uh, door to the left of the butcher. Thanks."
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"Okay, your total is $18.72."
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"How much without the diapers?"
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"Hang in there, Liam."
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"Oh, damn, did I forget your diapers?"
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"I do that all the time."
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"We got it."
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"So..."
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"Guess this was like a booty call, huh?"
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"Whatever. See ya."
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"Give-Give it a minute."
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"My hand. I'm cramping up."
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"Use your mouth. Okay."
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"He doesn't even know I'm here."
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"You're not putting an IV in it."
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"Come out, come out, wherever you are."
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"It looks like a gummy worm."
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"I'm going for a jog."
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"Well, that's a nice idea, too."
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"Everything's fine. You're gonna make it."
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"Oh! Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
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"It's been, uh, oh, 37 years since my last confession."
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"Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury,"
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"Jupiter... Martians..."
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"It's not even a goddamn planet anymore!"
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"It got demoted..."
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"just like St. Christopher."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Debbie, what are you doing here?"
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"This is where I play after school."
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"It is?"
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"You okay, Daddy?"
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"Gave up the booze. Not feeling too good."
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"So good."
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"Why's it so good?"
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"It's all sugar."
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"Can we get more of this?"
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"Want to snort the next batch?"
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"No."
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"What are we doing here?"
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"What we've always been; friends."
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"Just friends?"
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"Yeah, you know..."
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"Right?"
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"Right. I knew that."
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"You have a bedroom, Lip."
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"Yeah, says the girl who had sex on"
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"the stairs last night."
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"Hallway."
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"I stand corrected."
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"Kev and V are on their way over with meat sauce."
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"Is that a euphemism?"
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"I bought pasta."
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"They're bringing their foster kid over"
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"to play with Debs."
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"Paintball rocks!"
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"I had the best day of my life."
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"Foster daughter."
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"Why you got to do that?"
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"You weren't kidding about her."
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"I know."
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"Hi, I'm Karen. Nice to meet you."
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"Oh, right, 'cause it's 18th-century England."
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"Frankie's home!"
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"Debs, what's going on?"
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"We got high on sugar, because Daddy quit drinking."
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"Whose daddy?"
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"Me daddy. Me, me, me-me-me-me."
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"Shit."
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"What?"
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