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Clips from Taxi - Money Troubles (S01E01)

"Oh."
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"and their hard times."
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"No."
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"Guys, you ready for tonight?"
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"When?"
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"Okay."
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"Well, good luck."
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"they pay our rent?"
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"I always hated cauliflower."
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"Excuse me."
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"Let's do this again sometime."
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"Hey, Alex, what's going on?"
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"You don't look so good."
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"I thought of that myself."
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"Hey, listen. I can come back."
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"Thanks."
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"is I was thinking of loaning you the money you need."
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"I've got a beautiful girl beside me."
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"or whether I should even have taken it"
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"is that one of us leave school."
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"Heads or tails?"
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"Tails."
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"Good luck."
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"It was tails."
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"It will be okay."
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"All right."
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"Mmm."
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"( theme music playing )"
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"Heave the old tush this way."
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"Where's your friend Burns?"
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"John? Out somewhere. I don't know. Why? Is it important?"
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"I want to give him a kiss."
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"I got a driver waiting for his cab"
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"who makes us a profit."
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"Would you give him a break, Louie?"
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"The guy just got married. They're both in school."
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"They need all the money they can get."
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"That's not for me to know."
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"All right."
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"A good dispatcher has got to be"
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"impersonal, separate, aloof."
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"That's why you notice I never fraternize with you drivers."
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"I thought that was our choice."
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"Just don't tell me about the newlyweds"
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"I don't want to hear."
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"I don't want to know."
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"I don't give a damn."
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"Just one thing bothers me."
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"What's that?"
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"Why hasn't the young couple invited me to dinner?"
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"After all you've done for them."
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"Okay, Latka, now try this one."
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"Are you hungry?"
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"Oh, polishing up for tonight's"
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"dinner conversation, huh, Latka?"
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"Yes."
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"I am so hungry I could eat a dog."
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"Not quite, huh, Latka?"
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"No, Latka, it's not "I could eat a dog.""
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"It's "I could eat a horse.""
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"Eat horse?"
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"Echhh!"
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"You'd rather eat a dog?"
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"Okay, Latka, come on. Back to work."
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"Now, let's say you walk in, okay?"
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"You walk in, and you look around,"
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"and you say..."
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"Please pass the salt."
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"No, Latka. You look around,"
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"and you say, "My, what a lovely apartment.""
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"My, what a lovely apartment."
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"Please pass the salt."
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"No. Soon. Soon."
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"He likes salt."
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"Okay, now, let's say that you walk in,"
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"and they put you at the table, right?"
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"And they give you some food,"
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"and they say, "Are you hungry?""
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"And you say,"
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""I'm so hungry I could eat a...""
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"Cow."
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"No."
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"Uh... bear?"
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"Please pass the salt. Pass the salt."
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"I was waiting for that."
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"Hi, fellas."
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"Hi, John. Hi, John."
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"Oh, are we ever."
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"You hungry, Latka?"
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"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
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"Echhh!"
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"Burns."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Get over here."
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"Here you go."
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"Burns, I got a pencil in my hand,"
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"and I'm writing down the words,"
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""Dinner... with... Burns.""
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"Now, all I have to write down is when."
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"Oh, well, Louie, you see, right now..."
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"Look, Louie, this isn't right."
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"I mean, down here you're my boss, and I do what you say."
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"But who I have in my home is my own business,"
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"and I won't be pressured about it."
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"All right."
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"All right."
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"I wasn't going to come, you know."
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"All I wanted was an invitation."
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"All you had to say was, "Louie, come.""
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"And I would say, "Thanks, but no,"
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"because I make it a policy never to fraternize with the help.""
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"But no! You couldn't even do me that little courtesy."
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"You hurt me, Burns."
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"Uh... Louie..."
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"Would you come to dinner with Elaine next week?"
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"I'd be delighted."
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"It's 8:00 p.m.?"
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"SUZANNE: John, would you taste this?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh!"
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