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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer vs. Dignity (S12E12)

"the thing downtown that's open..."
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"right next to the men's shelter."
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""Rusty" the Clown?"
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"Are you kidding? There's Funky Winkerbean!"
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"Over here, Funky!"
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"Hey, lady. Santa Claus is gonna be here, right?"
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"Don't touch me! Nothing gives you that right!"
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""Pranksgiving?" Uh-oh."
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"What are you doing here? I told you. I'm not your monkey anymore."
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"we have an opportunity to bend this town over our knee..."
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"and give it a pranking it will never forget."
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"Interesting sidenote on this float:"
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"They're good sports."
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"Not for one million dollars?"
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"But Santa can't be evil."
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"But it's so much money."
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"but he seems to be hurling some sort of candy treats, Leeza."
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"There's Santa! Over here, Santa!"
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"What did I do?"
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"Hey, that's just enough time to see Santy Claus."
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"Oh! Why, Santa? Why?"
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"But if you're here, who's that on the float?"
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"- Shh! - Baby made a boom-boom."
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"# Happy first "A" Bart Simpson #"
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"Run!"
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"What are you gonna do about it?"
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"I had to sell it for gas money."
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"What a terrible thing to say. Now, look. You made my wife cry."
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"credit card debt, no savings, and you're supporting your father?"
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"Mr. Simpson, your intelligence profile indicates that you're too..."
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"- You need more money. - But how do I get it?"
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"Give it up, Smithers."
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"Ah! A candy shop."
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"You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend."
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"Some kind of force field around these vegetables."
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"Ah. Everything's so green and alive."
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"Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
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"All right, prank monkey. Let's make mischief."
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"And I'd like an hour on the holodeck with Seven of Nine."
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"# Lovable #"
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"This is better than a movie... why?"
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"Business stuff. Uh, downsizing..."
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"Weekday Dad wanted a DVD player."
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"Ha! You ain't goin' nowhere, cutie."
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"A poor man."
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"Our broadcast is brought to you today by Costington's department store..."
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"Here's a float saluting the Native Americans, who taught us how to celebrate Thanksgiving."
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"The answer is no, Mr. Burns. Not for any amount of money."
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"Oh, so much money."
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"That's fish guts."
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"Nice birdie."
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"- Not yet, honey. - Dad!"
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"- What's going on? - Let's just say Lisa gave me an early Christmas present:"
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"Oh! - I needed to get my mind on something else."
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"Oh, for the love of-"
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"- Do I get paid now? - Oh, where are my manners?"
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"Get that out of here!"
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"They all saw me dance."
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"Prepare to be boarded."
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"Nice birdie. No! Not so nice!"
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"- Not my dad. - Shh, shh."
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"The gift of dignity."
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"Oh, fine. I can amuse myself."
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"# Separately #"
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"- Whee! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"You haven't set aside anything for the future."
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"Baby made a boom-boom."
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"Huh? Help! Mr. Burns!"
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"Oh, come now. Everyone has his price."
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"Wow. I never seen you have so many lunch beers before, Homer."
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"Here's what we do."
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"Uh, no. Uh, no."
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"#The Simpsons #"
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"And my kids have game things as well."
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"Ah, head lice inspection day."
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"As you know, I've been writing a musical about the Malibu Stacy doll."
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"Hmm. This must be some sort of cafetorium."
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"Hi-larious!"
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"# Stop them, Mary Kay ##"
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"Paper bag or triple Mylar?"
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"Aaah!"
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"Can't... take... the pain. Ow!"
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"Ping Ping just asked Sim Sim to marry him..."
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"When did we become the bottom rung of society?"
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"Ahoy hoy, St. Nick."
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"Yes. Whether you're Christian or just non-Jewish, everybody loves Santa Claus."
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"Well, a little do-re-mi will smooth this over."
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"Well, let me just give you one of my many other valid-"
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"# Ba la bamba #"
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"Just look at this projection."
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"Yes. I want to go there and make my dream come true. I'll just be gone for a week."
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"What kind of a raise?"
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"Ninety-eight..."
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"D'oh!"
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"Ow!"
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"Homie, where did you get that ball of money?"
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"Huh?"
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"Look at their proud, hopeful faces."
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"- I know. - Well done, monkey."
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"Forget about him, Dad. I'm proud of you."
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"Wait a minute, Kent. That is not candy."
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"Ho, ho, ho! Merry "Fishmas"!"
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"- Ya-haa! - Yee- Oh! D'oh!"
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""stupid" to stick to a budget."
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"- Yes. Go on. - So, let me put this simply."
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"D'oh!"
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