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Clips from The Simpsons - Day of the Jackanapes (S12E12)

"Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"
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"Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!"
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"not seen since the small plane crash that killed the Banana Splits."
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"We now go live to Krustylu Studios."
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"Hey, Kent, are you guys still having that contest..."
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"where we guess what city the weather girl's in?"
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"Kent, the young people today, they think comedy is dirty words."
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"It's not. It's words that sound dirty, like "mukluk.""
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"Mukluk."
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"Mukluk."
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"Oh, Kent, that's a sad story."
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"Oh, you know, I had a thing forJudgeJudy and blank tape was 3.99."
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"What would you do?"
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"Those are my shows!"
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"You've erased my past."
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"Oh, honestly. At Chino they get to stay up till 9:00."
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"Now, Bob, I've talked to the warden at Chino..."
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"First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized."
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"Secondly, the prison book club..."
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"consists mainly of prisoners who club me with books."
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"These are from the new Tom Clancy."
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"Now don't try anything funny this time, Bob."
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"Bob!"
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"You want to live in the box? Cost you two bucks a day."
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"- You gonna want a wake-up jab? - Please."
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"No problemo."
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"Hey, what-what- what you writing there?"
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"Revenge, huh? Half the guys in here are working on that."
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"Well, mine's better."
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"Oh, I can't wait!"
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"Now, Bob, your graduate degrees more than qualify you to be assistant janitor."
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"But I am a bit troubled by your constant attempts to murder people."
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"That kid's like the Road Runner. He won't go down."
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"Tell me about it."
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"- Quel dommage. - You're hired!"
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"It begins."
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"Good morning, Springfield Elementary."
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"In the Lost and Found today, we have one plaid kilt."
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"This new morning announcer sounds awfully familiar."
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"And finally, Bart Simpson should immediately proceed unescorted..."
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"to the old sports equipment shed behind the school."
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"So long, suckers!"
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"Ring around the rosie."
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"Oh, it's you, Bob. How you doing?"
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"No screams? Not even an "eep"?"
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"Every time we tangle, you wind up in jail. I'm 6 and 0."
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"I'll admit that the record is a little one-sided."
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"But this time, I cannot fail."
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"- I thought I was your archenemy. - I have a life outside of you, Bart."
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"- What are you gonna do to me? - Oh, believe me, I have a plan."
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"Krusty? That's the one man I would never kill!"
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"And you won't even know you're doing it."
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"Watch the shiny quarter, Bart."
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"- I needed that for laundry! - Hey, stupid."
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"Yes. That will do."
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"Watch the spiral, Bart."
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"Let it entrance you with its twirliness."
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"You are in my power."
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"I am at your command."
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"I am in your power."
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"Excellent. Actually, go back to command. No, power. Power."
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"Hello, family."
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"I was- I was-"
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"If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop."
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"Oh, yeah. Uh, I was at the flower shop too."
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"Now to see if you will really attack your hero."
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"Kill Krusty! Just like you'll kill him tomorrow night!"
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"- Aw, mini-pinball! - Hey, give that back."
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"Give what back, Lou?"
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"The word "legend" has many definitions."
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"This is for Sideshow Bob."
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"Moment of silence. Well, it's my show now."
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"Oh. Just a dream."
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"But tonight I will taste..."
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"the sweet nectar of vengeance!"
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"Bug spray."
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"Kent Brockman here at Krusty the Clown's final show."
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"And here comes out-of-work actor Ranier Wolfcastle."
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"Someone please give me a job."
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"I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat!"
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"Always a delight."
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"And now, retiring for the fifth and final time..."
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"Thank you, folks. Now fasten your funny belts..."
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"as our own Chimpendale's dancer..."
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"gives you the full monkey!"
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"Take it off!"
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"It's time, Bart. Time to blow up the clown."
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"Time to blow up the clown."
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"My TV debut on " The Milk of Magnesia's Summer Cavalcade." Let's watch."
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"Look at me. I'm Kaputnik, the Russian satellite."
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"I was banned for 10 years."
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"The ferkachted doors are stuck!"
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"Don'tjust stare, Arte. Help me!"
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"Those lousy shutters set me back another 22 years."
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"your cue to attack will be when Krusty says..."
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"You will run up and hug him, blowing each of you to smithereens."
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"Oh, no. I wanted to keep this quiet."
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"Can I embarrass this guy for a moment?"
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"Three years ago, Krusty pledged over a million dollars..."
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"to start Krusty's Care Centers."
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"I'm cold all the time."
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"- Can I have the check now? - Now? Eh-"
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"let nothing stop you from payment of this check."
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"Ah, the catwalk. A perfect vantage point..."
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"for revenge."
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"for revenge."
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"And you know something? I've never had such a great audience."
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"- We've had a lot of laughs- - Well, Krusty..."
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"- Ew. Terrible. - Oh, hush up, Leo!"
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"You know, I'd like to thank God for all my success..."
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"even though I never worshipped or believed in him in any way."
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"But before I sweep up my last spotlight..."
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"And I've- My share of- aooga!"
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"But there's only one thing I'm ashamed of."
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"Ashamed?"
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"So wherever you are, I just want to say..."
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"Sideshow Bob, I'm sorry."
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"# Oh, Bob, you repaid my abuse with raw hatred #"
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"# But I need you today Oh, Bob #"
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"# So they locked me away ##"
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