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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead (S03E03)

"Yeah. It does sound gay. Right?"
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"You know what? Write, um, "nothing sexual. " Good. Okay."
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""We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. ""
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""Nothing sexual. ""
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"Good, good. And add, "Fighters welcome. ""
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"'Cause, you know, we want some tough dudes and some big dudes."
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"I don't want a bunch of tough guys in here wanting to fight me."
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"No, I didn't mean that. But it would be good to have extra protection."
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"Yeah. Extra protection and... All right."
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"Well, uh, put "fitness encouraged. ""
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"Beautiful. That sounds confusing."
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"Oh, there you go! That solves it. Nice."
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"I like dudes in good shape. There we go."
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"Okay. But we also need a guy who's funny and fat. We need a funny fat guy."
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"We need a funny fat guy. Because every crew has a funny fat guy."
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"Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy. So don't worry about that."
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"You're not fat, dude. Yeah. You're also not funny."
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"I want somebody who does observational humor."
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"Underline that. Please, please."
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"Okay, clarity. Smart. Be very clear with that."
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"And I'm thinking that the flyer should be in the shape of a beer mug."
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"Hmm... Too complicated. I don't like that."
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"Yeah. Uh... What about a bicep?"
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"A bicep would really do it. All right, let's go with a bicep."
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"Okay. Yeah, what do we got?"
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"Here we go. "What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys..."
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""who wanna hang out in our party mansion."
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""If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things."
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"Again, nothing sexual. " Underlined. Underlined. Okay."
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"Great. I have no problem with that."
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"No. Let's go meet some men."
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"Lookin' good, bro. Lookin' very good."
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"I'm sorry? Oh, your pants. Nice cut."
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"You know, that vertical line on the side gives your body good length."
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"Do you work here? What... Nah."
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"I'm just looking to meet some... some new guys."
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"I saw you from across the way. And I thought, yeah."
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"This guy's got a good sense of style. He's about the same age."
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"Got a nice crop of blond hair. We could definitely use a blond in the crew."
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"Mix things up a little bit. Here. Why don't you just, uh..."
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"take a look at that flyer there."
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"Is this a penis?"
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"A... penis? No. It's a..."
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"It's a bicep. Oh."
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"Yeah, yeah. Oh, right. "Party mansion. ""
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"Exactly. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by."
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"You'll swing by? Yeah, sure."
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"Okay, yeah. Just come by the address. We'll be there partying."
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"Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion. You're gonna be perfect, man."
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"Yeah. Nice."
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"Oh, son of a bitch!"
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"Penis? No. It's a... a bicep. Bro."
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"I just had the most perfect blond guy slip right through my fingers."
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"I mean, I had him in the palm of my hand, and then he was gone."
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"You know what I mean? I mean, this guy would've been perfect for you."
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"What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party or what?"
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"Nah, he didn't read the flyer. No, I read the flyer."
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"He didn't understand it. I understood it... perfectly."
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"Oh! Okay."
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"Okay, we need to take a second look at this flyer. Uh, yeah, dude."
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"This dude is the shit. I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart."
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"Yeah."
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"That guy's not awesome. No."
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"a passionate guy like that these days... they don't make 'em anymore."
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"You should've seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer."
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"You knew? You knew that it was a dick?"
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"Well, yeah. I thought we changed it. I thought you guys were changing it."
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"It was always... It was always meant to be a bicep. It was a bicep, bro."
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"Well, then why did you cut it like... 'Cause it looks totally like a dick."
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"I thought, all right, let's go with the dick thing. It's more masculine anyway."
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"Good point. I mean, shit..."
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"If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins."
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"I can't wear this."
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"I gotta go home and get another costume."
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"Come on. There's no time. Just sit down and shut up."
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"And wait for Bruce to get back with the money."
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"But I can't promise that I'm not gonna go berserk..."
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"if he tries to give me Al DS again."
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"You're the one who's goin' on and on about staying in character."
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"Yeah, you're right. You're right. Look, we can do this, okay?"
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"We just have to go along with whatever he throws at us. We're so close to that money."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah? I'm not gonna blow the cover."
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"Good. Pull your shit together, Seamus. All right."
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"Surprise!"
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"These are some of my adopted children. Go ahead, guys."
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"This is your new home."
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"Ooh, Mac. Here come our guests. Come on."
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"Okay. Okay. How did you get these guys again?"
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"Oh, they're college kids. I just went down to Penn."
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"I reeled them in with a couple of white lies. Put your game face on, buddy."
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"We got a legacy to preserve. Okay."
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"Here we go."
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"Get your asses in here!"
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"Look at that shit, huh? Yeah!"
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"Where is everybody? Where are all the chicks?"
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"Guess what. It's just you and us. That's right!"
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"We got the party mansion to ourselves!"
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"There ain't no rules in the party mansion! That's right."
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"Check this out, bitches! Whoo!"
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"Let's stop being pussies, and let's funnel some beers! Let's funnel some beers!"
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"I don't really drink. Wrong answer, bitch! You're a drinker tonight!"
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"You're gonna tell everybody how we're like those guys from Jackass."
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"How we like to smash stuff and shove shit up our asses. That's right!"
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"You are gonna get so much shit shoved up your ass tonight, four eyes!"
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"Yeah! You're gonna be talking about this night for the rest of your lives!"
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""Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster."
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""I cried myself to sleep again last night."
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"Oh! "Mom forced me to wear the back brace."
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"Oh... Oh, man!"
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""Aluminum monster. " That is hilarious."
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"No! Oh, it's not hilarious!"
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"I share this little girl's pain."
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"Have you ever been scorned, Charlie?"
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"Uh, like all day, every day, dude."
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"Then you should think of this little girl as your soul mate of pain."
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"Oh, shit, bro."
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"Yeah. Well, it's either that or digging up Mom..."
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"which, for the record, I am still very into."
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"But I'm willing to do whatever we need to do to get this money, Frank."
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