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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead (S03E03)

"Okay? If we need to adopt a couple of orphans, fine."
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"Can you do that? Is that possible?"
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"I don't know. I'm sure they have some kind of a return exchange policy."
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"That sounds good."
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"Great. Now this one's sad. Give..."
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"Give her some money. What?"
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"Frank, give her some money. I'm not giving her shit! What are you talking about?"
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"May I speak to you two in the kitchen?"
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"Oh. Yeah. Yeah."
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"You two have such a great vibe! I'm ready to write a check right now."
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"But I just want to make sure that I'm helping you..."
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"to have, like, the best relationship that you can..."
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"so that these kids have a loving, stable home."
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"And I know that this may sound a little weird."
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"But I have a lot of training in family therapy."
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"And I think for me to help you..."
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"I need to observe you at your most intimate."
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"I need to observe you two making love."
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"How long's your boy been passed out, bro?"
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"I'm just worried he's gonna wake up before we throw him down those stairs."
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"You kidding me? Look at him. He's gone."
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"Man, he's out. You're kidding, right?"
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"You're not really gonna throw him down the stairs. Oh!"
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"We should throw him off the roof! Right? Great idea, dude."
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"Why are you guys doing this? That's what friends do to each other, bro."
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"No, it isn't! Guy, his mom just died."
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"Can you have a little compassion? My mom just died, all right?"
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"The least you could do is let us throw your buddy off the roof!"
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""I'm totally gonna tell Eric how much I like him tonight."
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""Even though Danielle..."
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""was like all over him today in school."
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""Mother said, "Don't bother."
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"He wants a pretty girl instead. "'"
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"Hey, me neither, Charlie."
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"Oh, but don't fight it, Charlie! No!"
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"It is all part of the healing process."
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"So tell me, how do you two usually begin your lovemaking sessions?"
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"That's hard to say, you know?"
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"Because we start it in so many... ways."
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"Seamus, perhaps..."
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"perhaps you should start by, uh, kissing her neck lightly."
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"Uh, no."
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"No, because, uh, we don't kiss. We don't kiss."
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"That's unusual, but okay."
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"Okay. Just tell me w..."
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"Just tell me what you are into."
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"I like to watch. So I'm gonna bounce off the bed..."
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"and observe."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Seamus has just communicated what turns him on in a healthy way."
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"Heh. So... Yeah."
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"Perhaps now would be a good time for you to pleasure yourself for him."
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"Hmm. Then eventually Seamus will mount you."
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"I'm gonna have to stop this. Really?"
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"I'm gonna come clean here because we've been lying to you."
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"Deandra... Deandra, just... No."
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"We've been lying. And the reason is..."
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"Think... we haven't had sex yet..."
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"because we're waiting until we get married."
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"We're saving ourselves! Saving ourselves."
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"It's so important to me and to him... Yeah, we couldn't do it."
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"To do that. Yeah. Right."
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"And I... And I... And I think that maybe that's what the tension..."
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"is that you're feeling. It's all sexual."
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"Oh, it's so sexual. You know, I'm also a licensed minister."
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"So why don't we just do a wedding? Like do it tomorrow?"
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"Hmm! Because I've been thinking about it."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Family and friends, we're gathered here..."
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"to... to share in the declaration of a lifelong commitment..."
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"between this man and this woman."
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"Deandra, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
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"I do. Seamus..."
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"do you take this woman to be your wedded wife?"
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"You bet ya."
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"Well, then by the authority of God..."
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"and the laws of the great state of Pennsylvania..."
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"I now pronounce you man and wife."
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"Yeah. And you just married your daughter, Frank."
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"You're the little asswipe who raised my children..."
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"who lie and steal and take advantage of people..."
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"and contribute absolutely nothing to society."
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"Make sure you're getting this. Yeah, yeah."
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"I can't believe Ernesto's missing this! He's gotta see it. Go get him."
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"If you knew who he was, then why did you do the whole ceremony?"
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"I was just trying to push you two to your limit."
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"But apparently you... you have none. So..."
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"I... I hate to interrupt. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"Uh, Bruce? Can you... Can you just pronounce them man and wife again?"
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"I wanna get that in a close-up. Again? You wanna..."
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"And you were getting so angry, Bruce. Oh, yeah!"
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"Bruce, can you make 'em kiss this time, though? Yes. Uh, sure."
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"May I... May I see the camera for just a second from this side maybe?"
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"Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh..."
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"because, uh, you violated the conditions of the will."
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"Frank was not to set foot in the house!"
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"Bruce, come on, man. D Dad, be cool, man. Like, let that slide."
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"You are acting like a real bastard, Bruce. That's ridiculous."
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"You're the most horrible people alive."
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"Oh, come on. Oh, that's a little bit going overboard."
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"That's a lot. That's a lot to say. Come on. Don't be like that."
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"Now I'm gonna lose the party mansion. Thanks a lot, Frank!"
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"Whoa, guys! Guys, where you going? Whoa, whoa! Hey!"
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"You guys still wanna be in our crew? I don't think so."
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"I don't think they're gonna go off and tell..."
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"about our great adventures and our glorious triumphs. It doesn't seem like it."
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"No. Well, at least we still have Ernesto. Yeah, whoops."
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"No, no. He robbed your house."
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"Oh, son of a bitch. Yeah."
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"Ah, I'm sorry that the grift didn't work out, sweetie."
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"We could still go get Mom's jewelry. I'll get the shovel."
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"In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mom now."
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"Oh, I remember that. Yeah."
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""What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys..."
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"Guys! Check out who I just met buying a crossbow."
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"Think about what you're doing. No. You know what? I'm sorry."
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"And I should never give the money to an unmarried couple anyway."
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"How did they get free? Oh, come on! We were just having a little fun!"
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"Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes, of course I know who you are. ""
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