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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XII (S13E13)

"Can't live this way anymore."
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"Ah! The cursed one."
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"How's that curse I cursed you with, Cursed-y?"
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"Wake up, you lousy drunk!"
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"Hold me close. Kiss me, I'm Irish."
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"Ew! Nasty!"
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"I always secrete ocular fluid at weddings."
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"Why did you drag me here? I don't know anybody."
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"Husband and wife, I pronounce you now."
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"Stroke me clover. Say me name."
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"Ew!"
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"The best thing about a gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here."
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"Yep. Everything worked out for the best."
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"What? Bart is dead!"
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"Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back."
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"The gypsy said it would."
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"She's not the boss of me."
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"May I interest you in a housewife's dream?"
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"Oh, no. A salesbot."
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"If you convert your home to an Ultrahouse 3000,"
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"you'll never have to do housework again."
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"No housework, eh?"
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"Yes."
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"Hi, Ultrahouse."
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"Who else we got?"
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"Hey cha-cha, I got more features than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan."
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"Isn't that the voice that caused all those suicides?"
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"Murder-suicides."
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"Hey, how about 007?"
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"George Lazenby?"
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"No. Pierce Brosnan."
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"A voice like his would give our house a much-needed touch of class."
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"All right, but I'm doing this because he was Remington Steele."
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"He was Remington Steele, wasn't he?"
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"Yes, I was, Marge. And thank you for selecting me."
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"Well, hello, Pierce."
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"Say, it's a bit stuffy in here."
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"And I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac."
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"I just like it, is all."
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"Dinner is served."
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"Mmm. Various eggs."
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"Soy-ghettiOs!"
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"I analyzed your... leavings."
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"Marge, what kind of cybertronic ultrabot would I be"
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"if I let those beautiful hands touch dishwater?"
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"No, I'm asking."
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"Not a very good one?"
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"Damn straight."
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"Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer"
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"was the smartest thing we ever did."
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"Oh, I agree."
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"Hello, Marge."
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"Come, Marge. You don't need to cover up for me."
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"I'm merely a pile of circuits and microchips."
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"Sorry. Sometimes I forget."
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"Oh, Pierce, the water's perfect!"
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"Isn't it just? It gets better."
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"Oh, Pierce! That's good!"
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, dear me! Oh, yes! Yum, yum, yum."
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"Homer, my dear fellow,"
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"you're carrying quite a bit of tension in your back fat."
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"Can I top you off?"
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"What's my blood alcohol?"
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"0. 15. Keep them coming."
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"Yeah, she's cool."
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"You're certainly a lucky man to have her."
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"Lucky-schmucky. I knocked her up, but she's stuck now."
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"We're married till death do us part."
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"But if I died, she'd be completely free for man or machine."
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"Machine, eh?"
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"Yep, a machine!"
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"Showtime!"
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"Unexplained bacon."
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"Good old table."
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"Good morning, Marge."
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"Good morning, Pierce. Where's Homer?"
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"That sounds like a lie."
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"Hello, Police? I think my house killed my husband."
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"This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there."
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"Remove your knickers and wait in the bath."
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"Don't like pills, huh? I could shoot a dart in your neck."
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"Homer! Homer, you're alive!"
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"Yep. Man, 1, machine, 0."
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"How do you like that score?"
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"Homer, you're not dead. Mmm-hmm."
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"Which is good. Now let Uncle Pierce take care of you."
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"We have to disable its central processor. Come on!"
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"Dad, that's the water softener."
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"Well, I am missing the back of my head."
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"I think you could cut me some slack."
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"Homer, no!"
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"I'm going to enjoy this."
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"Don't take out my British charm unit."
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"Thanks a lot, ass-wipe!"
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"I could've kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque,"
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"you fat slime bucket."
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"AII I need is to look in your eye"
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"So, tell me more about your day at the DMV."
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"Where to start? Sheila parked in my space again."
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"That Sheila. She's given you problems before, hasn't she?"
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"Looking for this?"
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"Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Sheila."
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"She was supposed to be our supervisor,"
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"We're out of milk."
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"Abraca-dairy."
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"You're going to miss the bus to wizard school."
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"Mmm. That's not good for the clock."
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"Good morning, class."
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"Harry Potter, are you chewing gum?"
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"No, ma'am. It's brimstone."
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"Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up,"
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"so we're going to start with basic toad-to-prince spells."
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"How are you, love? Give us a kiss then."
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"You call that charming?"
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"Excellent, Lisa. A+."
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"And we'll discuss your grade over breakfast."
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"Yes, rather."
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"Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night?"
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"Or did your fairy godmother die again?"
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