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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XII (S13E13)

"I studied. Abraca-turn-into- a- prince-guy?"
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"Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level."
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"Please kill me."
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"You think you're so great just because you have God-like powers."
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"Stand away from milady."
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"Get in there. Defend my honor."
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"Every moment I live is agony."
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"Look at that Lisa Simpson."
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"Yes, Lord Montymort?"
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"I'm not getting squat from this yo-yo."
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"Dying tickles."
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"How about Satan?"
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"Oh, no. I'm ducking him."
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"His wife has a screenplay."
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"Welcome to my lair. You're going to help me."
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"And if I don't?"
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"I've heard of a wailing wall, but this is ridiculous!"
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"Not funny! I'm so sick of that joke!"
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"Anyway, how would you like to humiliate your sister?"
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"I'd like that. I'd like that very much."
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"Hey, hey. You made your sale."
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"And now a little trick I like to call..."
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"Oh, how magical!"
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"Yeah. Yeah, these kids are pretty special."
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"Now you see me. Now you don't."
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"It's just like my dream."
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"That was terrible."
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"I'll just sprinkle you all with some amnesia dust."
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"A second grade sorceress so powerful"
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"she made tonight's refreshments out of dead people."
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"Tonight she'll perform the classic levitating dragon trick."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Release the dragon."
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"My sweet little angel!"
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"It's a Twizzler."
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"Shazbat!"
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"The Dark Lord Montymort. Absorber of souls, sucker of essence."
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"This is partly my fault."
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"Not me."
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"Help me, Bart!"
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"My enchanted shin!"
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"How did you know that was the source of my power?"
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"Bart, you saved me."
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"Sir, in death we shall be together always."
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"Bart, let's stop this stupid rivalry."
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"Even if you never become a great sorcerer, you're still an okay brother."
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"Well, they used to give us champagne till somebody ruined it."
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"Do they really think he'll do better with fruit?"
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"Mr. Movie Star gets to park right next to the stage."
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"Oh, luck of the draw, I guess."
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"Oh, we don't have a car."
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"Just keep driving, boyo!"
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"Can I turn on the radio?"
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"The perfect crime."
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"Oh, why didn't I see this coming?"
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"You're acting crazy, Marge. Why don't you take a stress pill?"
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"There must be someone who can use a man around the house,"
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"That's been my space since 1981."
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"but then Dotty went on maternity leave."
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"Well, she claimed it was maternity leave."
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"Kids, it's 8:00."
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"We can't attack her while she's got that wand."
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"Can I give you a ride to your car?"
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"Bravo, Pierce."
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"Die, you monster!"
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"Five minutes more-ius."
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"Head-zeppelin."
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