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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XII (S13E13)

"Ah, Ethnictown, where hardworking immigrants"
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"dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans."
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"Because you gotta tell me if you are."
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"I sense I should not take a check."
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"Beads!"
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"Ow!"
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"Wait a minute. This isn't Cedars-Sinai."
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"Whatever."
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"That could mean your family, Homer."
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"Are you coming on to me?"
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"Morning."
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"Homer, no!"
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"Good as new. I'll just... See?"
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"There. Right as rain."
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"You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up."
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"Okay, let's see. Imp, fairy, pixie, goblin."
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"Did you see those drapes?"
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"Greeting acknowledged."
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"That voice could use a little personality."
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"Yeah. Could I be any more of a house?"
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"That really covers the cat crap."
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"Hey, Pierce, how did you know our favorite foods?"
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"Pierce, that was delicious! Can we help you with the dishes?"
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"Absolutely! Yep."
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"Oh, my!"
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"Oh, yes!"
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"Yes, that's the price of success."
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"You know, Marge is quite a remarkable woman."
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"Oh, this seems like such a waste."
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"I mean, he was charming and witty."
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"even if he's slightly homicidal."
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"Sheila... Anyway, she's had an attitude from day one."
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"Stop zapping yourself!"
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"Well, wonderful."
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"Slimy Prince Limey!"
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"Hocus-croakus!"
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"You've sinned against nature."
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"She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks."
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"Oh, Slithers!"
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"We'll need a go-between to get it away from her."
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"Now it would involve betrayal and unspeakable evil."
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"Here's Lisa Simpson."
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"She'll be killed!"
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"This isn't my wand."
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"Hey, we stayed for your kids."
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"Prank be undone! Destroy the evil one!"
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"Thanks, Lise. Now let's try to forget this nightmare."
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"Blarney."
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"Why sure! That'd be great."
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"But I thought you..."
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"Hurry, Smithers!"
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"Halloween is upon us. Put up the decoration."
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"No, no. That won't scare anybody."
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"On the top."
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"Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste."
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"Mini-toothpaste."
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"Splendid, Batsy. You've done it again."
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"Oh, listen, you can hear the beautiful ethnic serenade."
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"Apples! I got apples."
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"Cholera! I got cholera!"
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"Babies! Who wants babies?"
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"Wait. This is just a shaved puppy."
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"I can see you know babies."
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"Hey, a fortune teller."
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"Hello."
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"I sense you have a million questions."
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"But I, too, have one. Are you a cop?"
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"No."
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"I'm not a cop!"
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"Okay."
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"I sense you live with much misery."
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"Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday."
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"A fortune teller? Oh, no, you don't!"
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"This phony gypsy just wants to rip you off."
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"See? This wart is a fake!"
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"To hell with you!"
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"Get out!"
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"So much for the legendary gypsy hospitality."
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"You've ruined me!"
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"Hey, there's me. And there's you!"
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"You stupid, stupid man!"
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"I curse you!"
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"You will bring bad luck to everyone you love."
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"That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love."
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"No! Good night!"
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"So, it is noticeable."
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"What happened?"
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"I don't know. I woke up like this."
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"Cool! You could be in a freak show!"
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"Gee, you strangle him all the time and that never happens."
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"Homer, it's that evil gypsy's curse."
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"We're all being punished because you trashed her office."
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"Marge, that "curse" is just a lot of silly superstition."
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"Right, Lisa?"
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"See? Two means "Yes. ""
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"Homer, the only way to get rid of a gypsy curse"
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"is to get one of those, what do you call them? Leprechauns."
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"Leprechaun? Don't they live in Ireland?"
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"Yeah."
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"But they come over here in the wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets."
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"Hey, you know what's even better? Is Jesus."
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"He's like six leprechauns."
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"Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun."
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"Guys, I am not cursed."
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"Carl, let me die first. I couldn't bear to watch you die."
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"Well, okay. But hurry up."
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"Oh, Moe! They're dead! And it's all my fault!"
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"When did that happen?"
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"We'll catch ourselves a leprechaun using these Lucky Charms as bait."
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"D'oh!"
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"That's hobgoblin."
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"Sorry."
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"Nymph, naiad, wood sprite, Katie Couric, and bingo!"
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"Hey! Let's make sure he's a leprechaun."
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"Sing us a song of the Emerald Isle."
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"Ah! 'Tis like the singing of the angels themselves."
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"Homer, catching that leprechaun didn't help anything."
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"Maybe you need to take the leprechaun and sic it on the gypsy."
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"Good idea, Mister Ed."
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"Want to come along, Noodle Neck?"
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