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Clips from The Simpsons - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister (S16E16)

"Ah, premodern man."
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"If these wise warriors could speak,"
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"what would they tell us?"
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"They left a message right here."
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"Actually carved into the rock."
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"Feel free to make a rubbing."
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"Welcome to Sprawl-Mart."
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"Pimple cream in aisle five. Buenos nachos."
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"Hey, Rabbi. Jesus loves ya."
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"Son, you are on fire."
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"A million times better than that worthless old coot you replaced."
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"That coot happens to be my father."
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"Evidence suggests that this Ice Age female was alone"
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"Dying alone, huh?"
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"Terrible fate to befall any woman--"
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"But, uh, it's an open marriage."
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"Oh, for goodness sake. You've moved on, have you?"
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"Listen, people."
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"when the world's glaciers are vanishing?"
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"We have to do something about it."
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"and it's time for us to wake up."
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"is greenhouse gas produced by man?"
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"The only gas is coming from Lisa's butt."
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"People, please."
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"I'm talking about toxic vapors."
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"Miasmas."
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"Let him do it, Chief. It lightens the mood."
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"That used to be a face."
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"Help. I'm sinking in the lake."
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"You mean, you're walking on the glacier."
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"Whatever."
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"Check it out. That frog has a nerd on its butt."
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"nastiest little boy that ever lived."
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"Hey, there's a dog in the next car lookin' at me."
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"Hey, dog."
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"You don't even care how upset I am!"
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"But this time, you have gone too far."
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"What are you gonna do, tell Mom and Dad?"
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"They're powerless figureheads."
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"You'll see."
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"From now on, you must stay at least 20 feet away from your sister."
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"No piece of paper keeps me from whaling on my sister."
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"So, you see what happens when you don't obey your restraining order?"
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"And Snake,"
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"And Lou, do you see what happens when my coffee comes back cold?"
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"Chief, you ordered an ice coffee."
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"Nice."
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"Yes."
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"The clerk also gave me this bench warrant for Dad's arrest."
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"Aw, damn it."
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"Hi, I'm Gary Busey."
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"Oh, man, I've been there."
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"The next day, Mary got a restraining order against Joe."
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"I'm going to let you in on a little secret."
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"Joe is me."
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"And Mary is a composite of 12 different women"
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"and a small independent film company,"
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"because I'm too real."
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"How am I supposed to know if I'm 20 feet away?"
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"Don't worry, son."
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"I have a more humane solution."
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"This 20-foot pole will make Bart's restraining order oh-so-easy to enforce."
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"And I used my Sprawl-Mart employee discount to buy this fancy pole cover."
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"It'll keep your pole looking great, poke after poke after poke."
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"Hey, this really works."
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"Homer, why did you put the screwdriver at the end?"
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"Show you what it's like in the real world."
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"Bart, because of your sister's restraining order,"
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"there is no place in this school you can legally occupy without violating your order."
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"Observe."
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"A.M. kindergarten made the Bart doll."
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"So long, Seymour."
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"Give me a jingle sometime."
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"I will, but..."
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"No, you don't mean...?"
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"The smell is manure, and the dripping's manure."
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"Now turn to chapter one of Math Safari."
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"Then you'll be teaching Willie."
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"Don't stand so close to me"
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"So jealous"
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"Sometimes it's not so easy"
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"So bad it makes him cry"
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"The only cure is this anti-poking potion."
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"Sorry, I'm distracted."
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"My housekeeper is suing me for sexual harassment."
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"I like eating here with you, Dad, especially without..."
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""Don't have a cow, man.""
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"Yeah, he's all..."
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""Cowabunga, dude.""
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"I mean, what's that mean?"
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"Nothing, I bet."
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"Homer, would you be interested in the position of executive greeter?"
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"That's been my dream ever since I heard it existed right now."
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"You get to work overtime without us paying you extra."
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"But I'm a U.S. citizen."
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"I can't take it anymore."
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"Ow, my neck."
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"My sister has no sense of humor."
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"I have a husband."
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"What is he, blind and deaf?"
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"From now on, the restraining order is set at 200 feet."
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"Sorry, boy."
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"This is the only place that's 200 feet from Lisa but still on our property."
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"Well, I bet they miss me."
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"Bart, Lisa went over to Janey's."
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"Quick, run inside and go potty."
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"The world is my toilet now."
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"Hey, why'd you lock the door?"
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"It's a chance for you to catch up on all the work I'm assigning you now."
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"I've never worked all night, never."
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"And I worked at an all-night diner for three years."
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"I slept on the grill."
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"See you in the morning."
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"You monster."
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"We placed a compliance chip in the back of your neck during the company physical."
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"That's it, mister."
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"I am disgruntled."
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"And up until now, I was relatively gruntled."
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"Better increase the juice."
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"Wait."
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