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Clips from The Simpsons - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister (S16E16)

"amage-amage-amage-amage."
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"Homer, we took our chips out years ago."
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"Really? Then why do you still work here?"
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"We've learned to accept the things we cannot change..."
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"and steal everything that's not nailed down."
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"I'll be back for tall kitchen bags."
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"Mom, I don't mean to be mean, but every time I think about forgiving him,"
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"Name three."
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"He brought home your homework when you were sick."
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"Yes, but he thought that was a bad thing."
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"Let's count it anyway."
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"Homer, you forgot to eat your hot dog."
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"I just don't understand what the problem is."
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"Okay, that's two, and that's it."
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"Stupid, selfish Bart."
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"Like he's ever going to do another nice thing for me."
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"Well, I mean, it's a little American-primitive, but who am I to dismiss outsider art?"
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"It shows he misses me, and this is the third thing."
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"Lise, just let me be."
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"Look in your heart."
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"I'm begging you, look in your heart."
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"Bart, don't worry."
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"I'm relinquishing the poke-pole."
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"What does that mean, you're sharpening it?"
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"I'm not sharpening it."
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"No, I'm giving it up."
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"I've realized how much I missed you, and I can see from this"
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"magnificent Lisa statue that you felt the same way."
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"Let's eat."
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"Yo, Bart, we're ready to torch the wicker witch of the west."
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"Jimbo, the real one's here."
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"Bart, you were going to burn the third nice thing you've ever done for me?"
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"Well, you see, the fire represents..."
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"your musical ability?"
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"And I was kind of a pill, I guess."
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"Lisa, you just poked my feelings."
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"I'm sorry, too."
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"Transcript by Raceman"
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"I'm not worried."
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"I feel like I'm in Fitzcarraldo."
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"Dad. Where's your base?"
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"See that man?"
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"Take note of how he's not you."
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"So, is there a Mrs. Park Ranger Johnson?"
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"Bart!"
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"Good morning, world. Eat my shorts."
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"do you see what happens when you kidnap the president?"
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"Chief, how are we supposed to live with our kids constantly separated?"
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"Look, this videotape should answer all your questions."
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"A guide to your restraining order"
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""Never say die.""
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"all of whom couldn't deal with me,"
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"there is one place on school property that falls outside all laws of man or God."
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"Don't stand so"
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"Oops, missed the vein."
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"Please lift this restraining order, Judge Harm."
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"Bart, do you have anything to say?"
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"Well, could be worse."
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"Why should I go inside?"
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"We're still inside."
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"He's done good things for you, too."
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"If I think of another one, I'll let him back in."
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"He's building a me."
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"How would you like to be a full-time Sprawl-Mart greeter?"
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"Whoo-hoo. No pressure."
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"Can there be any doubt that the culprit"
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"One night, Joe went to a party and fell in love with a girl named Mary."
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"Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary."
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"Well, so have I."
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"Ice Age or modern day."
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"Bart, you are the meanest,"
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"And "No means yes.""
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"Oh, I just love it here."
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"Look at 'em."
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"Darn thing's stuck."
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"Dios mio."
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"You work in the business as long as I have,"
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"Yes, Chief Wiggum."
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"Just kidding."
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"The glacier's doing just fine."
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"The bus stop..."
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"At first, Joe felt discouraged,"
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"What was I supposed to do?"
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"Meet Joe."
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"If you don't, we'll ship you right back to Mexico."
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"That movie was flawed."
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"Crane your necks skyward to behold its icy glory."
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"I'm sure you understand."
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"Well, I've never been one to break the law."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"I have a little girl just like you at home."
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"Then bring it, fool."
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"Just play along."
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"Emanations."
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"Restraining order? Bull spit."
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"No, I said a nice coffee."
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"No one's going to make you count to 20."
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"Poke."
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"You know how bad girls get"
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"How sure of that are you?"
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"Every time I try to relax, she..."
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"He did try to cheer me up when my hamster died."
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"What the...?"
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"Oh, Bart, I missed your lies."
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"Synchronization by Scarfo and Lord Damon"
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"Mmm, hot dog."
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