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Clips from The Simpsons - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister (S16E16)

"Happy 3:00 in the morning, everyone."
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"In a mere five hours,"
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"we'll be gazing at Springfield's most exciting glacier,"
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"you're bound to repeat yourself."
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"Oh, here's one."
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"I'm still in love with you. Discuss?"
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"Our romance is in the history books"
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"The Skin-man doesn't give up that easily."
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"These icy roads are getting pretty gnarly."
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"Behold, children, the majesty of Springfield Glacier."
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"is that it does not exist."
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"Oh, Dad. How I'll miss your cap, your walking stick,"
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"Someone's gotta greet the customers."
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"Ah, they'll be fine."
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"I learned too late that it implied tumescence."
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"Nice work, Simpson."
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"Please continue."
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"Is there a chance for advancement? - No."
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"when she fell into a crevasse."
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"Seymour,"
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"I will now demonstrate how over you I am."
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"Now watch."
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"No, ma'am. I'm married to the glacier."
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"How can you stand there eating snacks and being children"
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"Glaciers are nature's alarm clock,"
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"Hey, whoever's doing that, get off the frequency."
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"We're combing the woods. There's a killer loose out here."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, you will see."
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"There'll be no shorts eaten today, young man."
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"Bart Simpson, this is a restraining order."
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"Oh, yes, Chief Wiggum."
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"Lisa, you took out a restraining order against your own brother?"
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"Hey, I don't make the laws, I just..."
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"something with them."
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"Get Out of my Dreams and Also out of my car :"
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"I'm here to explain about restraining orders."
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"The answers to all your questions are in this video."
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"So you've got a restraining order"
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"Last name: Spaghetti-O."
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"but then he remembered what his father taught him."
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""Quitters never prosper.""
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"He also can't call her or burn his name in gas on her lawn."
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"Oh, I always hoped we wouldn't be one of those restraining order families."
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"P.M. kindergarten made the Lisa."
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"The point is, we're not allowed to have you in this building."
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"This place smells, and something's dripping on me."
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"But we're already on chapter seven."
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"Her friend are"
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"To be the teacher's pet"
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"Temptation, frustration"
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"I'm afraid your arm has sustained extensive nerve damage."
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"Dang, missed it again."
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"She hung the mistletoe."
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"Oh, need more soda."
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"What do I get?"
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"I won't do it."
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"Can't I even finish my milk?"
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"It's poking our family apart."
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"It's why you became a judge instead of finding a husband."
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"That's 61 meters."
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"It's pretty scary out here, Dad."
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"Dad?"
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"See this? It's the bathroom key."
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"I did it. I pulled it out."
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"And with no brain damage-amage-"
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"Now we'll get all your chips out, go to the police and shut this place down."
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"I hope you won't judge us harshly."
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"Lisa, don't you think your brother's suffered enough?"
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"I remember all the bad things he's done to me."
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"Look in your heart."
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"I'm begging you."
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"Look in your heart."
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"Are you putting feces on the tip?"
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"When you're right, you're right."
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"Oh, man. This is every effigist's worst nightmare."
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"Give me that torch."
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"Springfield Glacier."
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"I hope you're all wearing glacier-appropriate clothing."
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"Hey, check out my T-shirt. It's wicked relevant."
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"It's part of my "Things Suck" line of clothing."
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"Yes, well, while I disagree with your T-shirt's assertion,"
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"I do encourage anything that raises glacier awareness."
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"Busward to adventure."
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"So, Lise, ready for your trip? - Sure am."
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"See ya next fall."
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"You make those same stupid jokes every field trip."
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"See ya next fall."
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"So, Edna, I wrote up some possible discussion topics for this trip."
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"Seymour, I've moved on."
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"and there's nothing worth highlighting."
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"My indemnity waivers."
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"Stop the bus."
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"We'll just use the chains."
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"What happened to the glacier?"
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"It's nearly melted."
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"This must be due to global warming."
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"Young lady, the federal government's position on global warming"
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"No, it isn't. It's a lump of slush."
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"Look at it."
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"That's where she stays-- at home."
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"So many things, and so many things of each thing."
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"Welcome to Sprawl-Mart."
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"Can I get you a cart or a basket?"
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"Grandpa, you're a greet grater."
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"I mean a great greeter."
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"Now look who's senile."
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"I'll take a cart. - All right."
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"I'll just give it a good yank."
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"No... ...mes."
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"your plaster base."
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"I'm down here, you idiot."
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"Don't worry about that."
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"No. They're helpless without a greeting."
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"Make me proud."
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"Or at least less ashamed."
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"I'm gonna get a glacier postcard and send it to my nana."
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"She'll be like, "No way.""
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"Score."
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"I'm going to exchange this beach towel I bought at Sequoia National Park."
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