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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Explosion Implosion (S11E11)

"to put extra mustard on your sandwich?"
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"Oh, wait, it was just your mom."
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"My mother's texting you?"
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"Why?"
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"Okay, just be careful."
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"and the next thing you know, you're featured in a book"
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"No, it's not like that."
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"and she's actually been really supportive about mine."
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"I've been telling her about my job,"
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"Well, that's great."
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"Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?"
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"I-I married you to hurt her."
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"you still have all your fingers,"
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"and boys prefer a dad with fingers."
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"You quit your whining before I give you"
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"What?"
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"I turned out great."
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"Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?"
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"I don't know, maybe."
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"There any chance you'd be cheered up"
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"there's no way you're gonna get this riddle."
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"Oh, hey, hey, what do you think?"
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"Just because it's a boy, I don't think you need to"
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"put a picture of genitals on his shirt."
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"But that's a baseball bat with two little baseballs."
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"Okay, and now I see it."
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"So, you know, I understand why"
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"Howard is nervous about having a son,"
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"but are you really upset about it?"
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"so I thought it'd be nice for Halley to have a sister."
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"Is that wrong?"
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"Of course it's wrong."
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"You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like."
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"Maybe he'll be rough and tumble,"
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"You're rough and tumble?"
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"Hey. Hello."
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"Sure. What's up? Penny's been talking to my mother"
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"Okay..."
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"I'm pretty sure they're not best friends."
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"'Cause you can only have one best friend."
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"that is not a face you want to spend time with."
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"Hmm. Well, I have been pretty busy lately."
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"Maybe I've been neglecting our friendship."
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"Penny knows I have a complicated relationship"
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"And with everything going on at the lab"
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"and planning the wedding,"
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"I just, I have so little free time."
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"Penny doesn't know how manipulative my mother can be."
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"reverse, reverse, reverse psychology?"
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"I mean, she must feel so abandoned."
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"She's used to me being there all the time,"
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"and she's just gonna have to accept it."
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"And why is my mom proud of Penny and not me?"
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"You know, studies have shown"
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"that people distracted by emotional issues"
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"because irritating is a subjective quality."
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"You don't even have a license."
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"Actually, I do."
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"Really? Since when?"
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"Three years ago."
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"I went on a bit of a license kick."
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"I'm also a commercial fisherman."
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"Then why don't you ever drive yourself?"
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"Honestly, I barely passed my test."
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"And the one time I drove on my own,"
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"I made a U-turn, got dizzy, threw up and walked home."
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"It seems like the perfect time."
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"The roads are straight, there's no one around,"
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"and you don't seem to care if you live or die."
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"Live, Sheldon. I want to live."
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"That makes things a little trickier,"
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"BEVERLY: Hi, Pen..."
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"Hello, Mother. How are you?"
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"Well, it's been lovely catching up."
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"I want to know, why aren't you proud of me?"
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"Well, isn't the real question,"
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""Why aren't you proud of yourself?""
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"No, that is a question-- and I ask it a lot--"
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"Because you never say it."
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"Honestly, of all of my children's spouses,"
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"she's the one that I'm most impressed by."
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"Yes."
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"She's confident, she's thoughtful,"
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"and she never complained about you once."
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"I know what kind of strength that takes."
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"So, Penny's your favorite?"
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"You married well, Leonard, and for that I am proud of you."
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"I'm also proud of how hard you're trying not to cry."
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"Would you like to hang up now?"
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"Why?"
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"Attaboy. Well done!"
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"Thank you."
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"The last time I drove, I was terrified,"
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"but this is fun."
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"You're doing great."
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"Your son is going to be lucky to have you as a father."
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"Thanks."
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"Do you think I could try going a little faster?"
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"Go for it, champ."
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"Sorry."
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"Why was I scared of this? This is exhilarating!"
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"No, it's not! Slow down!"
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"Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!"
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"Do you know how fast you were going?"
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"112."
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"Let me see your license."
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"Okay, here's the plan. No."
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"Fine."
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"There you go."
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"Which reminds me, before we leave,"
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"let's get you a vasectomy."
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"Is Halley hoping"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"He just ran out of man things. He's in trouble."
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"Yes. And this baby will have plenty of manly role models."
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"Back to the dry cleaner. Look at this."
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"(Skype ringtone playing)"
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"roasted pork and sideways missionary."
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"Sure. Sure. 'Cause you were full."
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"Had it."
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