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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Explosion Implosion (S11E11)

"Ah, yes, disappointing fathers."
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"Ooh."
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"When the Ranger mission finally had a successful launch,"
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"Wait, what are you doing? It's "T-minus.""
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"and when they launched those, they said "T-minus.""
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"Sheldon, what am I gonna do?"
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"What do you know about raising a girl?"
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"You think you're getting close to her,"
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"Reason number 13 to feel good:"
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"as a launch, it was bad,"
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"or maybe he'll be all those things, like me."
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"And Penny has that, and (clicks tongue) it's me."
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"Oh, really? Is she FaceTiming with you right now?"
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"with my mother; it's like she doesn't even care."
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"Did you know there's such a thing as"
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"You can't drive."
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"but I'll do my best."
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"but let's stick with the one I asked you."
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"Seriously?"
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"Okay."
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"You're a good teacher."
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"(engine revving) Oh, too much! Too much!"
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"Hey, I barely know how to be a man myself."
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"I don't know if I can teach that."
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"Oh, you think that's a positive."
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"You're welcome. I was being sarcastic."
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"She sick of talking to the magic mirror on the wall?"
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"but as an explosion, it was glorious."
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"or maybe he'll be sweet and sensitive,"
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"and you're not in either of them."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"You can't eat peanuts. You're allergic."
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"Ooh, "dour.""
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"That would be hard to test,"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"I mean, the real question is: why is Penny so afraid of me"
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"I remember for my 16th birthday, my dad bought me a Mercedes."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Uh, she can pee into a bottle."
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"Strongly disagree."
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"So, you don't want to hang out with Sheldon and Howard?"
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"Reason 14:"
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"No, they were bonding over their sad childhoods,"
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"Oh. I should've brought peanuts."
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"I don't think that's a real thing."
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"Uh, yes. You may find this surprising,"
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"Nah, it's worth it."
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"I was worried you might not check your e-mail."
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"You tell me."
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"But two days into chatting with Penny,"
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"Never told me she was proud of me."
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"are poor drivers."
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"It's a thing they do at JPL."
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"Yeah, here it comes."
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"You bet I am, bitch."
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"Did it help?"
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"Oh, that's sweet, but today is all about you."
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"What is your preferred mode of recovery?"
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"Oh, too bad. She just missed me!"
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"Oh, don't be pedantic."
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"I-I don't think we can get peanuts out here."
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"If we're going to be real girlfriends,"
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"You're kind of ruining it."
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"You got a sec?"
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"like they're best friends, and it's kind of freaking me out."
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"Because she's FaceTiming with my mom, and believe me,"
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"but now I have my own life,"
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"Fine. And you? I'm great."
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"Come on, you can't really be disappointed."
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"How dare you!"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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