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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (S16E16)

"All right... Sucker."
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"Who's the sucker now, huh?"
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"Get ready, Frank."
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"before cowboys, before dinosaurs:"
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"the time of the Bible."
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"The children of God once lived according to their Father's laws,"
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"But there was one righteous man:"
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"O, mighty God, send a flood to destroy this wickedness!"
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"Hey, do you guys think Homer's mad at me?"
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"I waved at him in the parking lot, and he stared right through me."
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"Yo, Michelle, you got a boyfriend?"
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"the rains stopped,"
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"and Noah sent forth a single dove..."
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"Thank you."
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"All over America today,"
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"You try to raise your kids as secular humanists,"
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"but these showbiz types keep shoving religion down our throats!"
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"You see? You see?"
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"like I originally planned."
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"Homie, I think you did great,"
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"I made omelets from the eggs people threw at our house."
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"Dig in, everybody."
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"This is the best day of my life."
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"That was a good day, too."
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"Welcome to the Homer Simpson Showboating Academy."
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"Quiet, you. - Yes, sir."
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"and bid on items donated by local businesses."
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"One hundred dollars!"
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"and star of a Disney Channel movie."
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"how did they make more babies?"
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"He has Timmy Thomas disease."
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"Mary Magdalene was a hooker... - Bart ! How do you know these things?"
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"It's all in this book."
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"First, I want you to hurl a ball at the nearest authority figure."
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"Hey, Lovejoy, you could take a lesson from Flanders--"
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"What a tool."
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"Well, I don't like this movie,"
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"Who told you about those?"
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"Well, I know when I've been licked."
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"Beware the wrath of Kwan!"
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"Homer, we think you're fabulous."
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"our ratings are up 62%."
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"we want you to produce this year's Super Bowl halftime show."
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"...to the marriage of PacMan and Ms. PacMan in Super Bowl XVI..."
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"Flanders?"
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"And now the eagerly awaited Super Bowl halftime show"
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"sponsored by the new Ford pickups,"
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"I got to warn you, I ain't that good."
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"Frank went to the men's room. I'm Joe."
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""So God blessed Noah and his sons and said to them,"
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"Now boys, we're gonna film the world's first and, some would say,"
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"and by "dazzle" you mean "Scriptural accuracy.""
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"Wow, all these people are going to see Dad's show."
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"It turned me from an atheist to a hurray-theist!"
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"Shut up, kid. I got a good thing going here."
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"But who'd know the difference?"
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"Your mouth is hopin' for a soapin', boy."
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"selling club soda as flu vaccine."
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"Oh, I already do, if by "razzle" you mean "piety""
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"Yeah. I made a great film,"
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"Homer, do fries come with that shake? - Sure do."
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"After 40 days and 40 nights,"
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"while you wander the earth forever"
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"I know why you're here."
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"Well, I'll just call you friend."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Looks like someone beat you to it."
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"First up is this video camera."
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"Ay carumba!"
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"I'm happy!"
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"Boxer shot by wife."
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"So shall my knife find favor with thy belly!"
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"I guess you'd rather see a film about a liberal European wizard school"
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"He's just being true to the Bible, which is pretty violent."
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"How could you afford this?"
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"Synchronization by Lord Damon"
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"'I set My rainbow in the cloud,"
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"Sidestep, sidestep, shuffle..."
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"Ooh, I forgot crotch grabbing. That'll be the sun."
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"I also would pay to see it again. - Me, too."
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"Sir, you have revealed to me a world of faith,"
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"Everyone sucks but me."
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"The commissioner's in here with all the owners."
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"The Super Bowl halftime show."
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"Noah."
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"and it shall be a sign of the covenant between God and man.'""
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"Omelets for dinner?"
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"I played the gentle giant, "Stay-off-drugs-ia.""
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"or the latest sexcapade of Miss Ashley Judd."
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"Well, I guess you've got some late night problems, too."
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