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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Vegetarian (S07E07)

"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"send the message that violence against animals is funny."
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"Say what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa."
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"- Stuff like that- Ohh! - Look, kids."
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"I just got my party invitations back from the printers."
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""Come to Homer's BBBQ."
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"The extra 'B' is for BYOBB.""
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"- What's that extra "B" for? - That's a typo."
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"Dad, can't you have some other kind of party? One where you don't serve meat?"
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"But all normal people love meat."
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"If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo, goober! Where's the meat?""
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"I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"You don't win friends with salad"
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"- You don't win friends with salad - Mom!"
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"I didn't mean to take sides. I just got caught up in the rhythm."
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"Good morning, class. A certain... agitator-"
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"For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S."
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"No, that's too obvious. Uh, let's say L. Simpson-"
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"has raised questions about certain school policies."
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"So, in the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film."
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"Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country."
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"You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun.!"
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"- Oh, hello, Bobby. - Jimmy."
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"I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Jimmy. You just asked a mouthful."
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"It all starts here in the high-density feedlot."
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"Then when the cattle are just right-"
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"it's time for them to "graduate" from Bovine University."
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"Come on, Jimmy. Let's take a peek at the killing floor."
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"Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy."
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"It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating..."
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"that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported."
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"Getting hungry, Jimmy?"
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"Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend..."
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"who says it's wrong to eat meat."
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"- Is he crazy? - No, just ignorant."
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"You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain."
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"- Just ask this scientician. - Uh-"
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"He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive."
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"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy."
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"Wow, Mr. McClure! I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat."
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"Yes, you were, Jimmy. Yes, you were."
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"Ow. You're hurting me."
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"They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe."
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"Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council..."
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"please help yourselves to this tripe."
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"Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda?"
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"Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain."
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"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."
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"Hi, Homer. Thanks for inviting me to your barbecue."
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"Whoa, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!"
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"Yeah. Where can I fill it up?"
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"Wait, Dad.! Good news, everyone.!"
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"You don't have to eat meat! I made enough gazpacho for all!"
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"- I don't like gazpacho. - What's that anyway?"
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"It's tomato soup served ice cold."
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"Go back to Russia."
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"Ah, diagnosis... delicious."
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"I've got the prescription for you, Doctor."
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"Another hot beef injection."
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"Hey, Homer. Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you?"
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"I can't quite seem to... stand up under my own power anymore."
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"One whopper for the copper."
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"- Another burger, Dad? - Here you go!"
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"It's bad enough they're all eating meat."
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"They don't have to rub it in my face."
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"Look at his nose."
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"Congratulations, Homer. Your "Q" is a huge success."
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"Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast!"
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"Thanks, Flanders."
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"I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh?"
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"Bart! No!"
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"Lisa! No!"
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"Uhh! Ohh!"
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"It's just a little dirty. It's still good. It's still good."
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"It's just a little slimy. It's still good. It's still good."
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"It's just a little airborne. It's still good. It's still good."
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"- It's gone. - I know."
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"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage..."
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"when pigs fly."
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"- That's a good one. Hey- Hey- - Wh-Wha-"
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"- Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? - No. I'd still prefer not."
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"Give it up, Dad. Piggy ain't coming back."
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"Lisa, you ruined my barbecue!"
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"I demand you apologize this second!"
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"I'm never, ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause!"
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"And you were wrong, wrong, wrong!"
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"- Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room! - That's it! Go to your room!"
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"Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa..."
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"would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?"
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"Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa."
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"Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product."
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"You dunking your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?"
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"Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning."
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"Tell him yourself. You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart."
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"Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out."
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"Homer, you're not not talking to me. And, secondly, I heard what you said."
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"Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case."
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"Uh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to."
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"- Bart, go to your room! - Why don't you just eat him, Dad?"
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"I don't need any serving suggestions from you..."
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"you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all."
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"I am out of here!"
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"That's it! Go to your room!"
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"Look! It's Mrs. Potato Head."
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"I can't believe I used to go out with you."
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"Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa?"
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"Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot."
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"- She admitted it! - She admitted she's gonna marry a carrot!"
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"I can't believe it."
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"Mmm! The next-"
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