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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Vegetarian (S07E07)

"There! Is everybody happy now?"
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"I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs."
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"And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog."
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"- I made the switch and nobody noticed. - But why, Apu?"
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"Because I'm a vegetarian. Haven't you ever seen my T-shirt?"
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"- That's cute. - Here. Let me show you something, Lisa."
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"Wow! A secret staircase."
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"But what do you do if somebody wants a nonalcoholic beer?"
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"You know, it's never come up."
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"Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world..."
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"or when I want to see drive-in movies for free."
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"I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa."
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"- That's why I ran away from home. - What? She's leaving home?"
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"Wow.! Paul McCartney.!"
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"I read about you in history class. But where's your wife, Linda?"
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"Right here, Lisa. Whenever we're in Springfield..."
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"we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade."
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"We met him in India years ago during the Maharishi days."
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"- Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle. - Sure you were, Apu."
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"In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees."
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"Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is-"
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"We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market."
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"You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them."
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"- Ew! - Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights."
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"In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards..."
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"When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy..."
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"simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese?"
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"- Ooh, cheese! - You don't eat cheese, Apu?"
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"No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal."
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"Oh! Then you must think I'm a monster."
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"Yes, indeed, I do think that."
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"But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them."
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"You know, you can influence people without badgering them always."
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"It's like Paul's song, "Live and Let Live. ""
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"- It was "Live and Let Die. " - Whatever, whatever. It had a good rhythm."
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"I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people, especially my dad. Thanks, you guys."
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"Lisa, before you go, would you like to hear a song?"
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"- Wow! That'd be great! - Okay. Take it, Apu."
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"Lisa."
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"Lisa!"
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"Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am!"
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"Hi, Dad. Looking for me?"
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"- I don't know. Were you looking for me? - I don't know."
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"Oh, Lisa. I was looking for you."
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"I wanted to apologize."
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"I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault."
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"Actually, Dad, this time I was wrong-"
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"- Oh. - too."
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"I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did."
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"I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue."
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"I understand, honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid."
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"Come on! I'll give you a piggyback ride- Uh, oops!"
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"I mean, a veggieback ride home."
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"Come on."
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"- And Firecrackers: The Silent Killer. - Mr. McClure?"
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"You know what, Lisa? Paul and Linda are vegetarians too."
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"you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup."
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"Mmm!"
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