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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Day After the Day After (S04E04)

"so some of you will be left outside to melt"
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"or be eaten by post-apocalyptic zombies."
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"So, who goes and who stays?"
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"Obviously, you're in, 'cause you're my foxy lady,"
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"but the rest of you must prove your worth."
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"Geoff Schwartz, what skills do you have?"
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"I know which berries are poisonous, 'cause I once ate some bad ones."
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"Super useful. Next, Naked Rob."
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"What skills do you have? And don't say "being naked"."
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"Come back to me."
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"Andy, clearly you're in, 'cause you have tiny little fingers"
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"that are perfect for shelling nuts."
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"Plus, you can sleep in a drawer."
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"Very insulted, but it's more important to live."
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"Matt Bradley, looks like you're in serious trouble here."
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"I was an Eagle Scout and a lifeguard,"
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"and I learned how to frame a house when I did Habitat for Humanity."
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"Fine, I guess you could cook or something."
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"Well! I'm glad you're all here,"
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"'cause I have something very important to tell you."
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"- Get out! - Don't worry, guys."
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"We won't have to deal with this joker"
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"when we're in our titanium-reinforced bunker."
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"You do know I raised myself since I was six,"
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"so if there's an end-of-the-world situation,"
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"you'd want me there real bad."
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"Yelling at a sandwich for having too much mustard on it"
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"is not a skill."
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"Well, I can repair a radio, rebuild an engine, swing a hammer,"
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"catch a fish, start a fire with small sticks."
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"What can you do?"
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"I can basically do anything. I can break-dance,"
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"kick a light switch on and off,"
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"use a hockey stick as an old-timey cane."
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"Sweetie, those aren't really survival skills"
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"as much as they are adorable things I love about you."
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"Whatever. I'm your leader. That's my skill."
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"It kind of seems like your dad's our leader,"
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"'cause he's the oldest and wisest and actually knows how to survive."
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"It's settled. Your dad will keep us safe"
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"when the mutant zombies attack."
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"- Okay. - Fine!"
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"I don't need you or food or water."
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"I can sustain my life on my own awesomeness."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Barry stormed off in a fury,"
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"I'd strike back at Erica for stealing my thunder."
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"Armed with my high-tech VHS editing gear,"
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"I'd manipulate my mom"
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"with an even-more-epic Mother's Day video."
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"Whatcha up to, schmoopa-lumpa?"
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"Oh, I'm just finishing up a little goodbye video for Erica."
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"Aw. It's a little early for goodbyes,"
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"- wouldn't you say? - Well, before you know it,"
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"she'll be going to college and only coming home on holidays."
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"- I guess that's true. - And then, junior year,"
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"she'll fall for a handsome Southern fella"
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"and get married,"
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"and then she'll see his family for the holidays."
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"But then I won't see her at all."
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"Well, she'll come home occasionally."
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"Until she has kids"
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"and then travel gets too hard with the twins."
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"Well, the twins are as much mine as they are hers."
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"- She's gotta visit. - She has no time."
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"The twins are in school,"
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"and Erica got a job working the front office there"
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"and it's way too consuming."
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"Anyhow, let's watch that movie."
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"(BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS)"
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"ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, I was able to use"
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"the cheesiest effects the 80's had to offer."
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"- Stop it! I'm trying to eat my Count Chocula! - (TWINKLE)"
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"And I showed my mom a world without Erica."
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"- What did I tell you? Stop filming me... - (TWINKLE)"
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"You're everything I would like to be"
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"- I'm taking a Spanish quiz! I will kill you! - (TWINKLE)"
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"I can fly higher than an eagle"
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"Okay, I don't know what this is, but you better stop..."
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"I can't wait to leave this house and never come back!"
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"- Get out! - (TWINKLE)"
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"For you are the wind beneath my wings"
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"(SOBS)"
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"Oh, my God! What have I done?"
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"(SNIFFLES) I told my baby girl"
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"she could move away from the family,"
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"and now I'll never see her or the twins"
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"because of that damn desk job at the school."
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"Are you just giving up?"
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"That's not the Beverly Goldberg I know."
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"Oh, my God, you're so right."
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"I gotta get back that envelope she put in the mail!"
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"Also, can I go to the beach with Jackie this weekend?"
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"Yes, fine, do whatever! I gotta get my baby back!"
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"(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)"
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"Poo! Who designed these things?"
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"They're impossible to get into."
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"Uh, ma'am? Can I help you?"
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"Yes. I accidentally dropped something in here,"
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"and I desperately need to get it back."
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"Oh, yeah. Was it your keys?"
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"You'd be surprised how many people..."
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"Actually, it's that letter right there from Erica Goldberg."
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"She's my little baby girl. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Do you have any ID? We can't just give out mail."
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"It's a federal offense and all."
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"Obviously, I knew that, which is why I'm just gonna... Bloop!"
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"Hey! I know where you live!"
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"I don't give a (BLEEP)."
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom was running away from a felony,"
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"Barry ran to the smartest man he knew."
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"Pops! We need to talk."
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"As you can see, I've been hard at work on the chalkboard."
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"Okay, why are people"
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"always dragging chalkboards around this house?"
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"Doesn't matter!"
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"There has been a great betrayal, and I find myself bunker-less."
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"Just get to the chalkboard."
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"I've created a list of my greatest assets."
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"Do you think they'll help me survive"
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"when this world turns into a radiated, barren wasteland?"
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