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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Day After the Day After (S04E04)

"Is this about that terrifying Day After movie?"
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"Woof, that gave me the willies."
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"No! You're supposed to be my wise and reassuring grandfather"
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"that tells me everything's gonna be okay."
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"I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list."
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"You don't have a single useful skill, and I'm old!"
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"We'll be the first to go when the end comes."
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"- That's not comforting. - Tell me about it."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"I got kicked out of Dad's pretend bunker,"
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"- which I pretended first. - That's it."
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"We'll build our own bunker in the basement."
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"Dad will never allow that."
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"Then, you just gotta convince him."
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"- To the chalkboard! - To the chalkboard!"
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"- Oh, it's here. - There it is."
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"Emory is gonna be so awesome."
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"Check out the brochure."
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"They have an incredible music program,"
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"and a brand-new recording studio that's open to undergrads."
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"Or, funner idea, you stick around here"
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"and attend the local junior collegelwelding academy. Oh!"
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"Aw, that's sweet. You're gonna miss me."
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"But too bad the check's in the mail and that ship has sailed."
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"Here's the thing about that ship."
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"What is my college deposit doing back in this house?"
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"It's a funny story, really."
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"There is zero chance"
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"that this story will amuse and delight me. Zero!"
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"Well, (CHUCKLES) it was in the mail,"
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"but I thought (CLICKS TONGUE) "I don't want it in the mail.""
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"So, I took it out of the mail."
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"Why? Why?"
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"Why? Why?"
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"A certain unnamed schmoopie showed me a video"
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"and made me realize that going to Georgia"
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"is a bad decision for us."
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"- Me. - But wait."
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"I wrote a Mother's Day song that celebrates my love for you."
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"- Just, please, listen. Um... - (PIANO PLAYS)"
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"(SINGING) For she's a jolly good mother"
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"For she's a jolly good mother"
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"For she's a jolly good mother"
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"Please let me go to college far away"
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"No."
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"- That no mother can... - Denied."
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"- (STRIKES COUNTER) - Damn it!"
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"Bust out that zinc, 'cause your man"
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"is going to the shore with you next weekend."
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"That's amazing!"
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"You ruined my life!"
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"Erica, how are things, dear sister?"
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"- What's going on? - Well, your little beach bud made it"
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"so that I can't go to the college of my dreams"
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"just so he can suck face with you in the sand."
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"Her words! But I wouldn't be opposed to it."
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"I hope it was worth it, because you just lost a sister."
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"- My Teddy Grahams! - Uh, what was that?"
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"They're little graham-cracker cookies shaped like teddy bears."
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"No, I know what Teddy Grahams are, Adam."
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"I meant with your sister."
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"I kind of made a video that ruined college for her"
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"so we could hit the beach."
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"Anyway, does it get cold at night?"
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"- Should I bring a jacket? - Um, that's horrible."
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"Yeah, it doesn't sound that great when I hear it out loud."
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"Maybe a windbreaker, 'cause the ocean breeze."
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"I actually think it's best that I do my own thing for a while."
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"ADULT ADAM: After his talk with Pops,"
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"Barry was determined to brilliantly trick my dad into building a bunker."
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"- Hey! What the hell? - Sorry, had a hard day."
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"Thought I'd catch up on some world events"
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"by listening to the radio."
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"(BARRY MIMICS BEEPING)"
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"BARRY: This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System."
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"Oh, no, this is real and completely serious,"
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"'cause the newscaster said so!"
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"We have confirmation from President Reagan"
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"that Russia has launched a bunch of nukes at Jenkintown,"
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"just like in that movie we all saw."
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"It's happening right now as we speak, live, here in the '80s."
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"I know, Dad. This is a very scary moment."
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"It's so real, I don't know what to do."
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"Ha! I only made that incredibly authentic newscast"
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"to scare you into seeing the truth."
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"I told you you're not building a dopey bunker in the basement."
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"Thank you for keeping an open mind."
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"I will also need money for the following items."
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""700 pounds of poured concrete,"
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""lifetime supply of potatoes,"
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""seven bottles of ketchup for the potatoes...""
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"There's one in the fridge. Just take that and go."
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"There's more. We need, "A chicken,"
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""a cage for the chicken, medicine for the chicken,"
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""a chicken exercise-wheel,"
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""a lady chicken to keep the other chicken company.""
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"Please stop asking me to build a life for this chicken!"
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"- Did he say yes to the bunker? - I said no!"
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"Did you tell him about the chicken?"
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"I don't wanna hear about the chicken!"
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"The chicken's the whole thing!"
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"He doesn't care about the chicken!"
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"Murray, just buy the boy a chicken."
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"No chicken! It's just a movie, Barry."
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"Look me in the eye and tell me for sure,"
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"for absolute sure, that this will never happen."
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"That's what I thought."
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"ADULT ADAM: With that, my dad realized how truly terrified Barry felt."
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"Meanwhile, I figured it was time to make things right."
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"Come on, Mom, right this way."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Wait, there's no cuddle fort down here."
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"Yeah, I lied. Erica, he's here!"
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"So, where's this cute mailman?"
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"- Hey! - I lied about that, too."
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"We all need to sit down and talk."
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"If this is another adorable video to con me,"
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"it's not gonna work."
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"Actually, this one's for both of you."
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"(BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS)"
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