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Clips from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

"You're a most excellent scientist."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"When my mission is completed..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"I think we're about to embark on an unprecedented expedition."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Come to Oatsie!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Who are you?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
""Only the most serene and enlightened souls shall gain audience.""
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
""...man-of-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish...""
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Come here!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Third, we buy stuff to build good robot usses."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Any luck? - They're not at our place or theirs."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- I can't possibly do infinity pushups! - Pitiful little morons."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"I will..."
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"Now where are we?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Dude. - What?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Stellar, Evil Ted!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Choose your game."
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"Okay, how many syllables?"
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"How's it hanging, Death?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"No way!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...as I wander through this dark and Ionely forest of life...""
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"You will come with me."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...forever."
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"And we can see down your..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Now what? - I don't know."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Wise dudes."
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"Study these books well."
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"...I send you back into the darkness!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Well, you see..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Smokey and the Bandit III."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Not bad."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"How?"
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"I am Bill S. Preston..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Maybe sell more blood. - Think about selling the instruments."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Theodore... - I'd love to."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Excuse us, dude, but is there any way back?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"You're not strong! You're silky boys!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Would you help us build good robot usses..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Catch you later, God."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...of maybe a scientist or something."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Are you a mineral?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Ted, I have an idea."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Who was that guy?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Charlemagne."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Are you a tank?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Hey, Devil dude! - Down here!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- We'll be going now. - Keep up the good work."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Get down with your bad self!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Well, then they're yours, dude. - Whoa! Thanks, dude."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Movies?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"And all we can say is..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Cool!"
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"Not bad, E.T."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Now we can save the babes."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Time has told."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Miss Ria Paschelle."
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"No."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Replicas only. Furnished with my agenda."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"At the Battle of the Bands, we give their speech except totally different."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Don't tell us. You programmed us."
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"- He's totally a robot! - So are you!"
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"And we are..."
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"We don't understand it either."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...no longer will the world be dominated..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Don't worry. We won't let you down."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"I'll tell Missy we're on our way."
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"What's next?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"That's because we wanted to say..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
""...bears, vipers, squirrels...""
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...it will, we hope."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Medieval England, Iowa."
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"And how do we achieve it?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Aw, just missed!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Now!"
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"Drive safe!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"After we're married, will the girls stay with us?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"An incredible fortune in stones."
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"- I totally fooled them. - Yeah, they're completely brilliant."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Who could that be?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- What are we gonna do? - We gotta find them."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Ted, it's us again."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"I don't know."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Excuse us."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Three."
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"Without the intervention of our future selves..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Later."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Our first act of business:"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"One second."
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"Yeah, our girlfriends are most chaste."
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"- You're metal, dude! - I know. Check it out."
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"There's a Porsche."
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"...we're dead, dude."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Excuse us, dude..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Who are you?"
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"This isn't funny."
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"You can forget about us playing tonight."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"I mean, my son and Bill."
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"And, most importantly, they don't hurt the babes."
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"- Back me up, dude. - You got it, dude."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Clark Gable."
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"Ted and his most excellent friend Bill..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"How's it going, Beelzebub?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"You may go."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Where are we? - I don't know."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"It worked in The Exorcist. I and III!"
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"Also, anyone interested in moonlighting..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...we're stepping up security for the Battle of the Bands."
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"Thanks for reminding me, sergeant. Also, Scott Frank..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...your..."
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"Choose your own, you fag!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- There's only one way out! - Right. We gotta play the Reaper!"
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"It's your mom, dude!"
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"Hit."
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"A hit. You have sunk my battleship."
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"No way!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"No way!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Right foot..."
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"One minute, duder!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
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