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Clips from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

"They've reached the second crucial turning point in their destiny."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"But... we will change all that."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...by the legacy of these two fools!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"No longer will we hear this:"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"We will stop them now!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Meet today's most non-bogus guest speakers."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Say hello to Thomas Edison."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"To help us on the musical side:"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Johann Sebastian Bach."
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"And Sir James Martin of Faith No More..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Station! - Station!"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"And a special treat from the 23rd century:"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Hard to imagine the world without them, isn't it?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Remember, this Friday, Ben Franklin and Aretha Franklin will be here."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Saturday is the field trip to Babylonia. And very important:"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Do not do your homework without wearing headphones..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"De Nomolos. My old teacher."
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"Just in preparation."
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"I worked within the system until I could stand it no longer."
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"I'll go back and change that, with the aid of my secret weapons!"
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"How's it going, dudes?"
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"Now, what is your mission?"
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"Then we utterly destroy them."
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"And thus a new future is born. A great future."
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"We're total metal heads!"
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"- What is the fuel? - Fear!"
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"- What is the engine? - Discipline!"
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"- What is the ideal? - Order!"
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"...the princesses from medieval England."
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"Joanna and Elizabeth."
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"You tell me you're the greatest band, but you stink."
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"- The girls can play. But you guys? - Girls mature faster than guys."
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"Plus, they started in the 15th century."
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"What do you mean?"
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"- They're from medieval England. - Ted, shut up."
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"We're talking about a $25,000 first prize..."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"...a two-year record deal and exposure to people in the business."
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"We're even live on Channel 12. If you were me, would you put you guys on?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"No way."
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"Since you work for Pretzels 'N' Cheese, I'll give you a shot."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"Excellent!"
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"But last. Midnight. By that time, everyone will be gone."
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"That's all right. We're used to that."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"We cleaned out Ted's brother's junior high dance."
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"They turned on "La Bamba" while he was playing his solo."
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"Shut up, Ted!"
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"Guys, do yourself a favor. Prepare a little."
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"Work on your act. Think of something."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"- Dude, we gotta win. - Then we could propose to the ladies."
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"We can't raise a family on the money from Pretzels 'N' Cheese."
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"Should be a most resplendent birthday party."
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"- Shall we, ladies? - Great, sure."
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"So you have something else to celebrate tonight."
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"We got into the Battle of the Bands."
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"If we win, I'll totally pay you back your money."
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"Of course, we've always got a spot for you."
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"Remember my friend, Colonel Oats from the Alaskan Military School?"
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"Remember..."
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"For either of you."
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"Hey, Missy. I mean, Mom."
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"I can't believe Missy divorced your dad..."
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"...and married mine."
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"Shut up, Ted."
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"- Maybe she'll marry you. - Then you'll be your own stepdad."
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
"You probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet."
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"Excuse us, dude."
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"I wrote this myself."
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"I wrote this last night."
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""Elizabeth...""
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""...surrounded by various beasts...""
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""Not to mention barnacles and algae...""
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"Although stuff hasn't worked out how we thought..."
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"The day after tomorrow, if things work out..."
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"What this is about is..."
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"- Will you...? - Marry us?"
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"- Not bad. - Yeah, let's make it bad."
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"Is Rufus with you?"
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"Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band!"
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"You got it, dude!"
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"Get to work."
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"...this will be the new history."
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"- Bye! - Bye!"
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"- Dude. - What?"
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"- At least they're not dating our dads. - Good point, dude."
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"- Hello? - This is Joanna."
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"It's not important. This is:"
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"Elizabeth and I have decided we're quitting Wyld Stallyns."
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"What?"
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"- Yes! - Why?"
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"You're losers and we don't want to see you again."
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"No way!"
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"We're going to the desert to be alone. It's over. Goodbye."
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"- Let's start phase two. - Station."
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"Yet I'd trade them all for a hand phaser."
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"Or a good solid club."
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"How could we, Ted?"
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"We could barely afford our own apartment."
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"Talk to them."
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"But how?"
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"How's it going, Bill and Ted?"
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"- How's it going, Bill? - Not bad, Bill. And you?"
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"Bad."
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"We came to help in your most unfortunate situation."
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"How?"
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"Come with us. We'll show you."
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"- I got a weird feeling here. - Why?"
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"How do we know they're really us?"
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"We've been through this before."
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"...would we have passed history? Or met the babes?"
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"Or had a most excellent adventure through time?"
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"Ted, if you're really me, how many fingers am I gonna hold up?"
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"I got a full-on robot chubby."
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"Later, Evil Ted."
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"Out."
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"So where are Joanna and Elizabeth?"
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"They're not here."
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"We lied. Here's the truth, we're gonna kill you now."
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"- No way! - Yes way, Ted."
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"- We're programmed to do it. - And we want to do it too."
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"You dick, Bill!"
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